ok, so usually i keep a fine balance between the love life, creativity and work. with this im able to get sufficient funds, constantly stun my girlfriend with sexual moves that would make the kama sutra look like Dierdre Rasheed's sinewy neck and be the best writer on Drownedinsound.

however ive been unemployed for ten days, and im starting to lose motivation. sure i havent got a constant limp in the boxers, but im finding it hard to write reviews, even when doing one on the new Comets On Fire album, which is just pure class.

this is obviously a problem, because obviously DiS has obviously come to rely on my constantly brilliant reviews.

i should be working again next work, but until then, inspire me people.

Jordan*