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Tool finds Jesus!...oh, just kidding...April Fool's!

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by Laurel Dreher
Artists: Tool
Cheers to the rock band Tool, who properly lived up to their name by pulling an amazingly well-orchestrated April Fool's joke on their fans...

On Tuesday, a story was released claiming that frontman Maynard James Keenan had left the band in order to pursue a life of religion and 'spritual guidance.' The story, aptly titled, 'Tool frontman finds Jesus, quits band,' told the tale of how fellow band members arrived at the recording studio only to find a note left by Maynard claiming, 'Some recent events have led me to the rediscovery of Jesus. Tool will need to take the back seat.'

But, much to the chagrin of all those who read the piece, the band posted a message on their official website stating that the group was back to writing and recording, having created the whole story just as a prank. The message reads:

"As it turns out, Maynard was out 'location scouting' near the Fourth Street bridge in downtown Los Angeles when he 'found' Jesus. 'Turns out he was here the whole time, and not that difficult to find if you know where to look,' Maynard reported.

Apparently Jesus offered him the position of campaign manager for his new line of 'Holier Than Thou' sparkling holy water, which Maynard of course accepted. What wasn't obvious was that this guy is a total drunk."

To read the original story, clicketh here. For the band's announcement, click here.


Tool finds Jesus!...oh, just kidding...April Fool's!

quit fucking around - get on with the new album, for christs sake!

Tool finds Jesus!...oh, just kidding...April Fool's!

shagrin? surely chagrin?

John, professional pedant ;)

Tool finds Jesus!...oh, just kidding...April Fool'

Maybe shagreen, as in shark skin?

Tool finds Jesus!...oh, just kidding...April Fool'

Yeah, I thought that seemed like a pretty sharp turnaround for a man who once screamed 'F*ck your God, your Lord and your Christ!'

Anyway, it's nice to know they have a sense of humour. Now hurry up and tour!

Tool finds Jesus!...oh, just kidding...April Fool's!

That's just not funny. If you're going to do an april fools joke, make it original and make it funny.

Tool finds Jesus!...oh, just kidding...April Fool's!

bah just fuckin get your ass and tour already. i thought industrial goths had no sense of humour.

Re: Tool finds Jesus!...oh, just kidding...April Fool's!

Industrial? Goth? Oh, no no, Marilyn Manson was denied any artistic endeavers with Tool already. And Trent Reznor passed it up a decade ago.

If that's not it, beats me, but none of the members of Tool are considerably goth...closest to it is Danny and he's just a pagan, and a pretty 'sweet' one says a fellow Toolarmy member that met him. And I wonder if the definition of industrial music needs to be given...

As for the general populace's impatience, quote MJK: "...to take the time that the music needs to take before you present it. For me to have done Lateralus and then come out with another Tool album within a year wouldn't have been a good step forward. We've always subscribed to the idea that you have to process life experiences and go through your natural progression as an artist to let the [music] come out, rather than forcing it out. We're just the kind of band where it takes a long time for us to process."
http://www.mtv.com/bands/a/a_perfect_circle/news_feature_040122/

So calm the hell down and let them progress, 'cause we all know it's well worth it.

As for the joke, I got a kick out of it.




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