I was walking down the street looking at boobs, arses, faces
When in the Salvation army for some used glasses cases
Next to the doorway
The cashier in cashmere held up an old map of Norway
She flipped it over and the message read "you're gay"
I looked at her anxiously
Two lip rings looked like fangs to me
I said "I hope my sperm will
get under your thermal
underwear because you're cuter than Nermal"
She said "go get a hair cut"
So I showed her my bare butt
Pulled down my Carhartts
put my moon in her star charts
And to make stupid stupider I sought the ring on my ass
Said "Now my moon's Jupiter!"