When you are in a lift...

Do you always check out the accessibility to the top, you know like press around with the roof to see how you’d get in there in case you heard something about an armed raid over the radio, and investigate the telephony options and the what the switches do. At work we have a light switch and a fan switch, both offering on and off options, what switches do your lifts have, are there more hi-tech options that I’m missing out on here? Is it time for me to venture out to other elevators so as to keep up to date with all possible escape options? Also do you always find yourself making fake calculations about how much weight the roof could hold before you came crashing through back into the lift. Also do you always know how many people can fit in the lifts that you use? Or do you always imagine that someone will get in the lift at the next floor before you get out and then you will be in there together and they might stop the lift mid floor and depending on whether they are some hott person, they may either get all frisky with you, and end up doing all sorts of naughty biblical things with you, or they may stab you with a poison and walk out at the next floor leaving you laid dead on the floor. Also do you always make stupid faces behind the back of other people in the lift hoping that they might turn round and the wind may have changed. Did your parents ever tell you that that the wind will change and you will be stuck with that silly face you are pulling left on your face forever, mine did, I might register a complaint at child line, I was right disturbed. Or do you always hold onto the handles at the side of a lift when there are handle on the side of the lift and hold yourself off the floor so that when the lift stops and starts, you get all the force on your arms? Or can you remember the fastest lift you’ve been in, mine was the one in hotel Excalibur in Las Vegas, it was a thrilling ride, news of the world said top quality family afternoon entertainment, 5/5. Or do you always make sure that you press every floor so that when you leave the lift the people who get in afterward have the tedious mission of changing lift if they don’t want to wait at every floor? Or do you just do it from time to time?