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"It's pricked our antennae."
uh-oh
.
There isn't even a word to describe
how much I hate you right now.
That feeling I had for about a minute before daring to click on this or a news website was -the- single worst experience of my life. So I really hope you're happy with doing that to someone. Really great work right there.
I remember why I hate people a lot.
Why do you love Kaka so much?
Because he's more or less perfection
in a person. He's impossibly talented, impossibly nice and impossibly good looking. And I just love him. Lots. You get attatched to people, you know?
I still feel really sick. This is about the worst time someone could make this 'joke'. Feeling kind of sensitive towards death right now.
isnt it a bird?
wtf?
you know kaFka is dead right?
Are you drunk?
You certainly sound drunk. Don't post when drunk, it's a bad idea.
^ plenty of experience.
poor kafka, never stood a chance
FUCK YOU TUBERCULOSIS!
unfortunately celebrity adoration
is something that people will feel is ok to mock, simply because you do not really know him at all, you do NOT know that he is really nice. Everything that you have seen of him is through the media, which is a transforming media, designed to amplify and sell copy, it is therefore an inherently false way of looking at something....he may be very nice, but, really....you don't actually know that do you? Hence peoples desire to prick your bubble (so to speak) they're not really mocking you or being nasty to you, just mocking the tendancy of liking celebrity, just a bit too much
Oh come on
It's Kaka. Everyone knows he's nice. Nobody could possibly argue that Kaka isn't nice. It would make no sense at all.
Everyone has a dark side
even Kaka
Um, lol?
No way does Kaka have a side that's anything other than 100% light.
Do you honestly believe that he has never done anything wrong ever?
Wake up and smell the coffee
Nothing intentionally wrong
anyhow.
Can someone please write something abusive
that I can send repeatedly into a certain inbox until I get bored of doing so? I'm not very good at being angry. Bonus points if you can do one without swearing...
'up yours, you bastard!"
go nuts
"You pair of old lady's pissflaps!"
I asumed this was Kaka the footballer but I was still scared shitless.
PocketMouse got it spot on he's pretty much as close to perfection as a person can get, I'd marry him and I'm male and straight. :)
*asumed this wasn't
He is a god botherer
which would be fine, if he didn't ram it down everyones throat whenever he is interviewed or whenever he scores
Loses points in my eyes for that
He doesn't exactly ram it down peoples throats though.
He might thank god for his ability but what's wrong with that?
I'm completely anti-religion but I've never thought that Kaka does this.
I ahve seen him do it on several occassions when he scores
Lifts his shirt to reveal "Jesus Loves You" when celebrating
Plus he is always thanking god almighty for this and that in interviews.
I find this disturbing when done by anyone
I'd find it disturbing with most people
But not Kaka. He's just the loveliest person ever. Nothing Kaka does could ever be disturbing.
^This.
I have an irrational love for Kaka and all things relating to Kaka.
No, no you don't
Only I do. Go find some other footballer. Kaka is mine. And I'm not sharing.
There's only one way of solving this.
I'm hiring a hitman to take you out, it's the only way. I'm sorry I have to do this. :(
hey, guys, don't fight!
to solve this, maybe you just need to think, "What would Kaka do?"
Kaka > Jesus
(for the purpose of religious christian types, this is a joke please don't be offended)
Actual lol. :D
^^ both brain washed by the god botherer
Oh dear ;o)
How do you work that one out?
to quote
"I'd find it disturbing with most people
But not Kaka. He's just the loveliest person ever. Nothing Kaka does could ever be disturbing."
Therefore you ignore the fact that his fanatical religious views are odd because he is Kaka. He has succeeded in passing the "message of the lord" onto you. The next step for you is joining a cult
I am absolutely nowhere close
to receiving the "message of the Lord", trust me. I just think it's cute.
Like, tell me this isn't the actual most adorable thing ever:
http://tokyology.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/kaka.jpg
Yes it is.
I literally get turned on by his footballing ability, I'm so glad he's better than that twat Ronaldinho.
GO AWAY
Cute is wishing happy birthday to your daughter
like Tevez the other night
That is frankly frightening, and only one step away from preaching evangelical nonsense
No one "belongs" to anyone or anything, the whole idea is terrifying
Fine to have faith, don't force it on everyone else though
He's not forcing it on everyone else
He's just expressing how he feels. And why not?
^This
ahem
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3153180#r3154214
I'm staying, Kaka would want me to.
:p
this is just like that E id dead thread
which was gay
you are gay