it didnt have any nudies but it had a picture of a shite on a picnic table...

to fill with mp3s or something. i can't quite remember what it was far.

anyway, well i had a wee browse to see what he already had and to my amazement and surprise i found numerous photos of him being sucked off by his girlfriend

many lols ensued

i can't quite look her in the face without give a wry smirk.

I figured I would do the honest thing and check the phone the next day for a 'home' or 'dad' number and find out who they were to return it. I quite like the idea of playing saviour.

Anyway, the next morning I look through the phone and can't find a suitable number so looked through the texts. The phone was full of literally hundreds of sick, perverted, racist, homophobic 'jokes'. Plus a couple of others that clearly marked this person out to be a nutter and pretty nasty person.

I got on my high horse about it and decided this person didn't deserve to have his phone back. A couple of days later I felt so guilty and handed it in to the police.

No naked photos tho..

working in a club we get a fair few lost phones. Needless to say they get passed round the members of staff to lol at.

And was greeted with a photo of his cock.

My girlfriend kindly put it as the screen saver.

Never been able to look at him quite the same way since.

My own fault I spose.

and lo and behold there she was!
she was a bit of a letdown really, cos she was super smokin hot. The pics were of her top half, taken by her lying down and standing up. problem was that she had mega puffy norks

t'other day

is this normal activity? i certainly wouldn't do this

at some point beccy decided to show us a picture some guy had sent her on her fone.
it was an erect, circumcised penis resting on a silk pillow.
i was unimpressed

(slight Spaced reference)

but i've been shown a few times by "lad"-y ex-workmates, in a kind of "whit d'ye 'hink o' that?" way. often of girls sleeping naked after they had had their way with them. i find it more believable that they snuck into the girls' rooms.

not being one of those "PHWWOOOAAARRR! i'd give her a good seein' to!" type of fellows, i just nodded politely and said "that's very nice". but all the while i was thinking how much of a shame it was for that really pretty girl to be illicitly photographed on a phone for a bunch of bastards to wank over.

my ex-boyfriend's friend used to send me pictures of his cock on a regular basis. He said he didn't fancy me or anything, that he'd sent them as a favor because I might like them. WHAT THE FUCK?

The weirdest part of it all was when I'd finally found the courage to tell my boyfriend of the pictures his friend was sending me, he didn't care at all and said he's sent similar pictures to various other female friends..

Freak.

kept showing me pictures of his naked girlfriend on his phone - all I could think of to say was, 'why on earth are you showing me these?'. I still haven't met his girlfriend, thank god. I think he was fishing for compliments but it just struck me as really weird - it mortifies me enough that my girlfriend talks about our sex life with her friends, let alone that she'd show them pictures.

like going on friends pc's and typing a letter on google and looking at the saved form history.
I was round someones house once and he actualy cleared all his browser history right in front of me.

It wasn't all that nice.

but i do have compromising pictures of some of my ex-boyfriends.

unfortunately they also have compromising pictures of me...

it had noodies on it

I'm so disappointed

I had a summer job fixing faulty mobile phones at a warehouse in Norwich = seven weeks of snooping on texts and mucky photos :)

i cannot believe my comment made the weekly mailout

i'm must cooler than all of you*

*i wish this was true

a phone at brixton once, it had loads of filth on it, not of me, but like horses and shit, its probably not legal, but i didnt take it or anything, any way, that probably ended up getting sol to some wannabe gangsta, i hope he wwas so tramatised he had to chop his own cock off

I didn't see her again for a week so it was a while until I could return it to her.

Obviously, being the inquisitive type I had a look at the contents.......

Some nice footage of her masturbating, 'art' shots galore, lingerie pics galore and a series of texts in which she expressed her desire to be spanked until she cried then taken up the arse.

None of that surprised me though.