but none have you have mentioned that whilst picking up my date for the prom i might get hit by lightning or beaten up by said prom date's father, post being offered a doctor pepper.
"hi david, it's axl! can i have another $5million? yeah, i know i've already spent $13million, but i just need to tweak a few things here and there and, i swear to god, that's it finished. okay, i promise it will be out for this christmas. if it isn't, you can sacrifice sebastian bach."
I go to the cinema tonight
On the rush into the screen, I buy a bottle of doctor pepper from a vending machine, put it in my pocket and enter the screen.
The lights go down and I commence sipping aforementioned beverage.
Dr pepper, whom i've always been faithful to despite his spurious doctorate, is letting me down. "It just doesen't taste like usual" I thought, as I supped half heartedly from the unashamed bottle.
Naturally, I finish the drink. I'm not paying inflated cinema prices for NOTHING I aint finishing, even if i'm not enjoying it to it's usual capabilities.
The (also disappointing) film finishes and what do I discover I had glugged all down nice into my tummy?
you might die
I might die
FAILURE
RIDICULE
HUMILIATION
SOCIAL ALIENATION
MISERY
PAIN
DEATH
...what was the question again?
for some reason
this post made me smile.
time to start worrying?
This is a witch hunt!
dr pepper?
it could taste really bad
you might get raped
all of these are good
but none have you have mentioned that whilst picking up my date for the prom i might get hit by lightning or beaten up by said prom date's father, post being offered a doctor pepper.
YOU'RE GOING ON A DATE?
DETAILS PLZ
i dont know
if you've spent too long around drowned in sound sarcasm or youve never actualy seen a dr.pepper advert.
the latter
plus i got excited and didnt read the last few words, if i'd actually read the "Doctor Pepper" then I might have picked up on something
Chinese Democracy might come out!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
^ haha
:D
winner
eh?
as in
MAN that really WOULD be horrible.
I see
I cant wait personally....it should be the funniest thing in the history of recorded music.
it already is
"hi david, it's axl! can i have another $5million? yeah, i know i've already spent $13million, but i just need to tweak a few things here and there and, i swear to god, that's it finished. okay, i promise it will be out for this christmas. if it isn't, you can sacrifice sebastian bach."
it's fucking ludicrous!
ROFL
I'd give them the money to finish it myself SO LONG AS Bach is spit roasted and tortured for hmmm say about a week?
I'll tell you what the fucking worst that can happen was:
I go to the cinema tonight
On the rush into the screen, I buy a bottle of doctor pepper from a vending machine, put it in my pocket and enter the screen.
The lights go down and I commence sipping aforementioned beverage.
Dr pepper, whom i've always been faithful to despite his spurious doctorate, is letting me down. "It just doesen't taste like usual" I thought, as I supped half heartedly from the unashamed bottle.
Naturally, I finish the drink. I'm not paying inflated cinema prices for NOTHING I aint finishing, even if i'm not enjoying it to it's usual capabilities.
The (also disappointing) film finishes and what do I discover I had glugged all down nice into my tummy?
DR PEPPER ZERO
THAT, my friend, is the worst that can happen.
whoa
it's like i foresaw this...
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3212552#r3212564
crazy.
and :(
My house mate
just stood on a disposable razor....that's pretty bad
On a similar note
Why is it that Doc P tastes the best from a small bottle (8ooml?) but not so hot from 2litre or a can?
This could well just be me....
literally this:
http://personal.ecu.edu/snyderh/images/Visual%20Puns/dr_pepper.jpg
Fantastic
Now my sleep will be haunted by that!
entirely WRONG on many levels....its not funny just fucking disturbed!