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whats the worst that can happen?

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by prof-kitsch

prof-kitsch | 26 Apr '08, 01:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

FAILURE

RIDICULE
HUMILIATION
SOCIAL ALIENATION
MISERY
PAIN
DEATH

...what was the question again?


for some reason

this post made me smile.

time to start worrying?


dr pepper?


all of these are good

but none have you have mentioned that whilst picking up my date for the prom i might get hit by lightning or beaten up by said prom date's father, post being offered a doctor pepper.


YOU'RE GOING ON A DATE?

DETAILS PLZ


i dont know

if you've spent too long around drowned in sound sarcasm or youve never actualy seen a dr.pepper advert.


the latter

plus i got excited and didnt read the last few words, if i'd actually read the "Doctor Pepper" then I might have picked up on something


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


^ haha

:D


winner


eh?


as in

MAN that really WOULD be horrible.


I see

I cant wait personally....it should be the funniest thing in the history of recorded music.


it already is

"hi david, it's axl! can i have another $5million? yeah, i know i've already spent $13million, but i just need to tweak a few things here and there and, i swear to god, that's it finished. okay, i promise it will be out for this christmas. if it isn't, you can sacrifice sebastian bach."

it's fucking ludicrous!


ROFL

I'd give them the money to finish it myself SO LONG AS Bach is spit roasted and tortured for hmmm say about a week?


I'll tell you what the fucking worst that can happen was:

I go to the cinema tonight
On the rush into the screen, I buy a bottle of doctor pepper from a vending machine, put it in my pocket and enter the screen.
The lights go down and I commence sipping aforementioned beverage.
Dr pepper, whom i've always been faithful to despite his spurious doctorate, is letting me down. "It just doesen't taste like usual" I thought, as I supped half heartedly from the unashamed bottle.
Naturally, I finish the drink. I'm not paying inflated cinema prices for NOTHING I aint finishing, even if i'm not enjoying it to it's usual capabilities.
The (also disappointing) film finishes and what do I discover I had glugged all down nice into my tummy?

DR PEPPER ZERO

THAT, my friend, is the worst that can happen.


whoa

it's like i foresaw this...

http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3212552#r3212564

crazy.


and :(


My house mate

just stood on a disposable razor....that's pretty bad


On a similar note

Why is it that Doc P tastes the best from a small bottle (8ooml?) but not so hot from 2litre or a can?
This could well just be me....


Fantastic

Now my sleep will be haunted by that!
entirely WRONG on many levels....its not funny just fucking disturbed!





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