certainly don't make you want to click on the link...

And amazing recording/production

The melodies really stand out, along with the wonderfully in tune singing.

And the song titles are really witty and post-modern

Everthing I want in a band. You are my new favourates.

"Basically, we are Rowan Hypnol and the Rapists. We are currently in the process of recording demo's stay tuned for some awesome songs on the way. We're from the Manchester and Cheshire area and if we were elected as Prime Minister we would legalise paedophilia and sex with animals."

I suppose when your music is as god awfully dull as this you have to do something pretty outrageous to get any sort of attention.

vote? I think... no.

I really hope this is a joke. This is also why the reason why Myspace bands are so shit.

should come and see us live. if your in the manchester area then com to this
http://i27.tinypic.com/do1j01.jpg

You've just made me feel very ashamed to be a Mancunian when I have to stand under the umbrella with dicks like you.

sort out your grammar before I listen to your band.

would have been an infinitely better name. On the scale of cringe-worthy word rejiggery.

Also, even within the context of this probably-a-joke thread, what would be the point of listening to your band if you're about to be big? We can just listen next time we've got the radio on / got the tv on / are in topshop.

Fiery Furnaces
Hot Hot Heat
Bonfire Jovi
Hundred Degreeasons
Heater Gabriel
Radiatorhead

i don't think your post really helped your cause.

i don't like bands that are full of themselves with bold statements like that so i'm not even tempted to listen, sorry.

and then I noticed that you have label attention and I thought "hmm,label attention? Well, if those excellent judges of music at Sony and Polydor like them then they must be good because those music business moguls know good music when they hear it. I wonder if they are as good as Towers Of London or Kooks?"

Yes, I'm excited now. I'm not as excited as I would be if Simon Cowell liked you but much more excited than if Alan McGee liked you. In fact, I'm so excited I'm going to drill a new hole in my head because the one I drilled when I first heard the Kooks is healing up.

but your music is actually pretty good.

remind anyone of anything??!?!

wow, Your myspace offering (it's not music) in addition to your band and track names are embarrassingly bad.

Please stop now.

I don't normally bother posting here but given you insisted that i as DIS reader discover "THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLD" i feel i at least owe it to you to waste your time in a simillar manner.

What do you do when your not making noises and putting them on myspace?

there's too much going on noise-wise for my liking. maybe if some of it was a bit toned down (?)....only my opinion.
not something i would download though, sorry.

if anyone likes us they might like this http://www.myspace.com/mathrcool

but listening to you has made me feel so much better about myself.