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are they like dogs? like going up inside them or something. cos weve been watching this monkey program for ages and we've gotten quite obsessed with knowing about monkey love.
(this isn't nearly as dodge as it sounds!)

inside-outside | 8 May '08, 09:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Monkeys do indeed have penises

I saw a monkey wanking when I was in India. Funniest thing ever, although the monkey was a little embarrassed when I started taking photos.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=636437&id=551913968

markusvw | 8 May '08, 09:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

ah the one facebook photo

I actually want to look at. Still not enough for a login though

Jack_El_Biscuit | 8 May '08, 09:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I CAN'T SEE IT

HOW CAN I DO WORK WHEN I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MONKEY WANKING?

commandercool | 8 May '08, 09:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

ditto

tinyurl it!!

inside-outside | 8 May '08, 09:54 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Doesn't the link work?

He's not actually wanking in this photo, but he does have his junk proudly on display.

markusvw | 8 May '08, 09:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I can't believe I created a photobucket account just for this photo

I hope it's worth it guys!
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn235/markusvw/monkey.jpg

markusvw | 8 May '08, 10:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply

ha!

its just like barts in the simpson movie

inside-outside | 8 May '08, 10:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I feel better about myself

DanielKelly | 8 May '08, 10:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

So I see Australians don't restrict their animal love just to sheep!

;)

msmonipenni | 8 May '08, 10:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

That's New Zealanders, a common misconception

But monkeys are my favourite animal. Not like that!

markusvw | 8 May '08, 10:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

To us Saffas you lot are all the same :)

msmonipenni | 8 May '08, 10:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I'm not even going to dignify that with a response

oh wait...

markusvw | 8 May '08, 10:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

:)

You're lucky you're pretty

msmonipenni | 8 May '08, 11:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Pretty what?

Tall? :)

markusvw | 8 May '08, 11:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

From what I can remember you are rather tall!

and blond.
With a fabulous collection of t-shirts!

msmonipenni | 8 May '08, 11:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I just got a new old t-shirt yesterday

I have to stay away from ebay but I can't help it sometimes.

markusvw | 8 May '08, 11:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

im afraid this thread is limited to the discussion of monkey peni

inside-outside | 8 May '08, 11:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

My apologies...

What if said t-shirt has the picture I posted printed on it?

markusvw | 8 May '08, 11:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

yes that would be acceptable!

inside-outside | 8 May '08, 12:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply

It doesn't unfortunately

But I'm now considering getting one printed.

markusvw | 8 May '08, 12:08 | Send note | Report this | Reply

^ Yes.

Monkey Penis shirt FTW!

msmonipenni | 8 May '08, 12:18 | Send note | Report this | Reply

It can't just be that picture

It needs a witty caption. Any ideas?

markusvw | 8 May '08, 12:24 | Send note | Report this | Reply

How about:

No it's not a banana I'm just happy to see you.

msmonipenni | 8 May '08, 12:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

:D I laughed out loud!

I'm seriously considering getting this done.

markusvw | 8 May '08, 12:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

If it becomes a multi-billion pound slogan...

I'm claiming royalties!

msmonipenni | 8 May '08, 12:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

we demand monkey junk

or failing that: munky from korn's junk

inside-outside | 8 May '08, 10:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I think we found the missing link!

msmonipenni | 8 May '08, 09:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

ive seen hippos making love

ina zoo in tenerife. it was magical.

inside-outside | 8 May '08, 09:53 | Send note | Report this | Reply

that's not a monkey story!

pieces_of_reece | 8 May '08, 10:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I misread that as hippies

millionaire | 10 May '08, 12:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

This is possibly even more stupid than one of my threads.

Yes, that stupid.

GalacticStar3ruption | 8 May '08, 10:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

pretty stupid, yes

but we got a monkeys penis out of it. and i have been enlightened

inside-outside | 8 May '08, 10:20 | Send note | Report this | Reply

The Wolfs Monkey

has Blue balls.
'The rumps of young De Brazza's guenons are yellow, and adult males have a bright blue display during mating season!' display = cock prettry much.
I'm lookin for a picture hehe
http://www.sandiegozoo.org/animalbytes/t-guenon.html

jimitheexploder | 8 May '08, 10:29 | Send note | Report this | Reply

this is not a picture of a monkey penis

inside-outside | 8 May '08, 11:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I was disappointed too

markusvw | 8 May '08, 11:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

scientist seem unwilling to take pics of this monkeys balls

I am sadderend by this fact. As soon as I find one I shall whip it out for the world to see.

jimitheexploder | 8 May '08, 11:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Biology student to the rescue!!

Yes they do have penises. However, I think they're larger smaller in body size to penis ratio due to the different mating/social systems of most monkeys.

teacakesandcrumpets | 8 May '08, 11:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply