and I somehow fainted, and my willy was hanging out, and I was in a little room somewhere, and someone come and told you "wrightylew's in that room with his willy out", would you go and see it.
Would you be a "Oooh, let me see his willy."
or a
"Ew. I don't want to see his willy."
Answer honestly.
This is like a crcle jrk with even more willy!
Does Not Compute.
Try again!
nah
i'd just wait till somebody "blogged" a cameraphone picture of it later, with a hilarious "internet caption" underneath it.
melesmeles.
I like his pictures.
I Can Haz Wrighty Winky?
i iz bigger, irl
Iz Grower
Nat Show-er
i flashed my male best friend once
my dress fell down when i was really drunk. AND i was sleeping in his bed that night. s'not fun. :(
I was actually a bit in love with you until about three seconds ago.
hah.
do not trivialise these situations. hideously embarrassing!
DiS meat
youtube.com would never be the same again
lay off the crack yeah?
Do you mean girls or cocaine?
Both are for SADDOWS.
No Philip
No I wouldn't.
I'd have a look.
If it was small I'd mock you.
If it was big I'd tell people it was small and mock you behind your back.
I'd black it up
put a hat on it, and drag you round the place by it miming jive talk and singing minstrel songs.
"camptown races sing this song
doo dah
doo dah"
I think Id shun them
for the use of the word willy
I would ask
"How did he managed to faint with his willy out ?
What were you doing ?"
Is this the kind of thing that happens at Zonino?
Not sure I want to go any more...
dominos pizza website isn't processing my order :(
i'm really worried i clicked it too many times now and i'm going to get three pizza deliveries :( :( :(
you always seem to be worried
grow some balls.
it might have been an indirect invitation
for wrighty and his willy to come eat some pizza !
it's okay now
the order's been processed. i appreciate your concern. xx
big sausage pizza?
:')
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3271271#r3271552
Nah.
I'd use the opportunity to make your face up all pretty like a girl.
With permanent marker pen ;)
he is already quite feminine looking.
Thanks.
But I spose you're pretty masculine too. x
at least i'm not ginger
x
"Oooh, let me see his willy."
Obvs. I cannot think of a single reason why I whould choose not to see your willy.
course I'd look!
anyone who is foolish enough to pass out drunk and naked deserves inspection
Is this the criteria
by which you are deciding whether or not to attend a DiS gathering?
Is this something you ask prior to attending any event and/or venue?
actulol
Leave me alone Grindrod.
I know your agenda.
Leave me alone Wrighty
I know you're a gender bender.
as much as i dont want to admit it to myself,
i'd want to look. but then again, if i was somewhere and someone said, "theres a guy passed out with his "willy" out in the other room", i'd still go to look.