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Horrendous toilet dilemma (boys-centric)

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? by inside-outside

so i went to the toilet at work feeling a little frisky, its only a small one, like 2 cubicles and a sink. I was jerking it in one of them and was getting close to a happy ending when someone came in. naturally i kept going slowly, for maintenance purposes, thinking he would just be in and out. He went into the cubicle next to me and as i was sitting there on the verge of squirty time when he starts doing the most disgusting sounding and stinking turd ive ever experienced. I didnt know what to do cos i obviously couldnt bring myself to come (chose not to, rather than couldnt) with him splattering the bowl mere inches away. So i was left, dejected and gipping all the way back to my desk. totally rubbish

inside-outside | 09 May '08, 16:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

:'(

pretty_vacant | 9 May '08, 16:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

this reminds me

I must upload some porn onto my iPod

Yoblonski | 9 May '08, 16:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

:D

i wish i was a boy.

it sounds like so much fun

ATHENETHEGREAT | 9 May '08, 16:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

yes

me and toilets!

i was brought up by a family who found nothing funnier than scat humour..i cant help it!

ATHENETHEGREAT | 9 May '08, 19:19 | Send note | Report this | Reply

^ This.

Having a penis sounds like a laugh.

dark_truffles | 9 May '08, 23:53 | Send note | Report this | Reply

...

shoulda squirted down and see how far you could make it into his cubile.

You wanker!!!

belsizeparka | 9 May '08, 16:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

FAIL

mac_daddy | 9 May '08, 16:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Although you should have held on..

..waited for him to leave then unload.
I demand that you go back in there and finish yourself off.

GalacticStar3ruption | 9 May '08, 16:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i was for a while!

i wasnt about to give up without a fight!!
it was literally making me almost be sick all over my chonson, and thats not the sort of lube im looking for

inside-outside | 9 May '08, 16:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

...baby.

BobbyGrindrod | 9 May '08, 16:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

then my work here

is done.
goodnight

inside-outside | 9 May '08, 16:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

you should have just persevered

and made something good out of a bad situation

tuppence | 9 May '08, 16:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

?

walkingwithwolves | 9 May '08, 16:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I can only wank in the diabled bogs at work.

It seems pretty soundproof, and the male bogs have a few cubicals in so absolutely no privacy.

twee_loser | 9 May '08, 16:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

yeh ive been in there in mine too

but theres no toilet seat anymore so id have to be sat on the floor, which is not an option!

inside-outside | 9 May '08, 16:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

you have sit-down wanks?

I go for the stand-up option. Why else would the cleaners put a sink, some handwash and a mirror there?

twee_loser | 9 May '08, 16:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

of course sit down

standing up doesnt do it for me

inside-outside | 9 May '08, 16:56 | Send note | Report this | Reply

if your standing up

then wouldn't it mean you'd be able to conceal your action if someone where to burst in. burst in.....
yeah, and if someone burst in without looking and sat on you.

atbay | 9 May '08, 19:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

hahaha

thats the best moment of my life so far

sophiacherryx | 9 May '08, 16:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

...

do you still have the erection.

Are you on DiS with a boner?

You sex offender.

belsizeparka | 9 May '08, 16:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

unfortunately not

its retreated far inside me after that experience

inside-outside | 9 May '08, 16:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

this is one of those times

when i really appreciate the fact that i'm not a man

Constellation | 9 May '08, 16:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

"Squirty time"

Is that what they told you to call it during your sex education lessons?

codswallop | 9 May '08, 16:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Squirty time......

I'm stealing that.

codswallop | 9 May '08, 16:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

.

"Ahh, Ahhh, Ahhhhhhh, Arghhhhhhhhh! Squirty Time!"

Yoblonski | 9 May '08, 16:54 | Send note | Report this | Reply

The same thing happened to me in Starbucks

Only I had 'company'. I found the whole thing hysterical, but obviously couldn't laugh due the amount of people coming in and out of the toilets. I can only imagine that hearing two teenagers giggling in the toilets of a coffee shop could be quite alarming.

theetersecrimp | 9 May '08, 16:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

^cottager

wisdom | 9 May '08, 19:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

you should have gone ahead and finished

that split second before you realise what you have just done could have been the best thing ever.

..probably not though.

Toni_Montana | 9 May '08, 16:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

it would be like with porn on the net

where youre close to the edge but you can only find ugly women, so you have to hold off til you find someone that 'deserves' your 'special attention'

inside-outside | 9 May '08, 16:54 | Send note | Report this | Reply

^This

Warming up while browsing but try not to get too excited. :)

GalacticStar3ruption | 9 May '08, 16:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

you never know what the guy next doors upto

while youre dropping the kids off!

could be the scatman himself!

inside-outside | 9 May '08, 16:57 | Send note | Report this | Reply

THAT

is a truely disgusting story.

Could you not have waited until you got home?

DeadWhores | 9 May '08, 16:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

and deny these beautiful people the story?

how could i?

anyway im off home now where my girlfiend is!!! much better

peace

inside-outside | 9 May '08, 16:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

The loud noises of the poo

Gave you the perfect cover to go hell for leather

MTFU

LordLuciusBanter | 9 May '08, 16:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

^ disgusting

but completely true. rookie error

tuppence | 9 May '08, 16:56 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i'm having a wank to this tonight

in my own bathroom. i could never wank in a public place

poptimusgrime | 9 May '08, 19:20 | Send note | Report this | Reply