and proceeded to dissect it neatly in the hall. It was odd. Just take it outside, if you can wrestle it from the cat.

oh wait no it isn't.

i would put it back outside if i were you. or you could try mouth-to-mouth...

and proceed to sick up half a rat onto the table ... seeing the tail (still whole) was the grossed part

http://www.rspb.org.uk/advice/helpingbirds/health/index.asp

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part 6

there was a flapping noise coming from inside a locked boiler cupboard so i went to get the maintenence guy and he unlocked it to see what it was and slammed it shut as a bird started flying out, thus unintentionally leaving the bird twitching and dying on the floor. the maintenance man said he felt really guilty, it was quite sad :(

And get the hoover out for all the feathers.

My half-eaten bird just cooked me a pizza.

bird trophies! they actually believe this is a sign of love. sick sick bastards.

but they're so cuuuute so i forgive em.

As a kid I used to make them or mice houses in flowerpots with straw and give them water in a snail shell and some bread to munch...however somehow I doubt you'd do this

did he catch a wittle sweetie pie?

He's just showing you how good he is...
Prepare yourself for half-chewed mouses soon...

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