I hate myself.

I might be wrong though.

from back when we didn't wear clothes. plus some people still don't.

and look good.

i love gazing down at my own mighty bush.

so you can tell when a mate is ready to carry your seed

wanna try it out?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubic_hair

1) Fashion a bandito moustache out of them
2) Fashion some Rockabilly Ted sideboards out of them
3) Fashion a handlebar moustache out of them
4) Fashion a goatee out of them
5) Use them as chewing tobacco

*BONUS*

6) Show them to your Mum's friends just to be naughty

for when you've drawn an imaginary face upside-down your lover's private parts so you can pretend to converse during oral sex.

and the women from the girls...

Not literally, but intellectually and emotionally.

Adults who shave (beyond an attempt at art) are attempting to regress to childhood.