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amusing stereotypes about the french

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by _vikram

"taking a break from his two hour working day to discuss philosophy with his improbably beautiful mistress"

_vikram | 13 May '08, 13:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

discuss philosophy

is just another way to say having sex for us.


I think my course is basically going to be "being french"

Philosophy+French language combined with my inevitably slack attitude to working would pretty much be that. Now to sort out the improbably beautiful mistress...


every girl you shag is "an improbably beautiful mistress"

Or at least that's what you say to other people...


i work for a big french company...

there is a guy who works here who is the most stereotypical frenchman you can imagine, bar the beret.

if ever i have a problem and ask for his help or advice, he says, in a brilliant strong french accent 'but Tom, i do not care'.

i want to hate him, cos it's really frustrating, but i'm in awe. i wish i could get away with that.


:)


.

"Sitting in brassiers, chomping on onions going 'haw he haw'"

I <3 Alan Partridge.


Berret toting

garlic munching surrender monkeys.


Every french national

has to carry a white hanky in case of unexpected confrontation...


they'd eat worms if you covered em

in enough garlic


hush

i love the french


ha!!!

i did a snorty laugh. i hate them.


I have my reasons

but i dont regard them as humans


we're not humans

we're better than that, we're FRENCH !


aparently, all of france

thinks you're a cunt as well.

"le CraigFoley2000, e iz le cunty"

thats what I heard anyway


yeah well, good

fucking theiving bastards


snorty laughs that is.

i wouldn't go as far as saying i hated the french. not all of them. 'specially not her out of Amelie.


my favourite post for

quite a while


I can't believe he was banned

for advocating death to old people, yet xenophobia is ok??? What kind of world is DiS we live in?


I know.

lets generalise about a whole nation shall we.. pathetic.


i play in a band with a french man

they could stick a picture of this guy next to the definition of french man. He IS the sterotype pretty much.

http://a246.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_f930291a124a41a0eb75390dbdd8ba2d.jpg

:D


LOLz


je m'appelle claude

il habite dans la petite village de estee lauder

toup de la fllooop


dont shave their armpits

hang on, neither do I


Women have hairy legs

They strike about EVERYTHING (esp. Farmers)

b&w stripey shirt, beret, onions on a string,bicycle combo


A friend of mine once said:

"I went to a BBQ in France that consisted entirely of wine and cigarettes."


the french smoke fags that are

cool and hip and literary