"taking a break from his two hour working day to discuss philosophy with his improbably beautiful mistress"
is just another way to say having sex for us.
Philosophy+French language combined with my inevitably slack attitude to working would pretty much be that. Now to sort out the improbably beautiful mistress...
Or at least that's what you say to other people...
there is a guy who works here who is the most stereotypical frenchman you can imagine, bar the beret.
if ever i have a problem and ask for his help or advice, he says, in a brilliant strong french accent 'but Tom, i do not care'.
i want to hate him, cos it's really frustrating, but i'm in awe. i wish i could get away with that.
"Sitting in brassiers, chomping on onions going 'haw he haw'"
I <3 Alan Partridge.
garlic munching surrender monkeys.
has to carry a white hanky in case of unexpected confrontation...
http://www.megghy.com/immagini/PS2/M/Marcel_Dessailly_Pro_Football_Ps2.jpg
in enough garlic
.
i love the french
i did a snorty laugh. i hate them.
but i dont regard them as humans
we're better than that, we're FRENCH !
thinks you're a cunt as well.
"le CraigFoley2000, e iz le cunty"
thats what I heard anyway
fucking theiving bastards
i wouldn't go as far as saying i hated the french. not all of them. 'specially not her out of Amelie.
quite a while
for advocating death to old people, yet xenophobia is ok??? What kind of world is DiS we live in?
lets generalise about a whole nation shall we.. pathetic.
they could stick a picture of this guy next to the definition of french man. He IS the sterotype pretty much.
http://a246.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_f930291a124a41a0eb75390dbdd8ba2d.jpg
:D
il habite dans la petite village de estee lauder
toup de la fllooop
hang on, neither do I
They strike about EVERYTHING (esp. Farmers)
b&w stripey shirt, beret, onions on a string,bicycle combo
"I went to a BBQ in France that consisted entirely of wine and cigarettes."
cool and hip and literary
discuss philosophy
is just another way to say having sex for us.
I think my course is basically going to be "being french"
Philosophy+French language combined with my inevitably slack attitude to working would pretty much be that. Now to sort out the improbably beautiful mistress...
every girl you shag is "an improbably beautiful mistress"
Or at least that's what you say to other people...
those french girls are STILL letting you chat them up?
i work for a big french company...
there is a guy who works here who is the most stereotypical frenchman you can imagine, bar the beret.
if ever i have a problem and ask for his help or advice, he says, in a brilliant strong french accent 'but Tom, i do not care'.
i want to hate him, cos it's really frustrating, but i'm in awe. i wish i could get away with that.
:)
.
"Sitting in brassiers, chomping on onions going 'haw he haw'"
I <3 Alan Partridge.
ha ha yes like dat
Berret toting
garlic munching surrender monkeys.
Every french national
has to carry a white hanky in case of unexpected confrontation...
they let their dogs shit everywhere
.
http://www.megghy.com/immagini/PS2/M/Marcel_Dessailly_Pro_Football_Ps2.jpg
they'd eat worms if you covered em
in enough garlic
Being Fucking Cunts
.
hush
i love the french
ha!!!
i did a snorty laugh. i hate them.
I have my reasons
but i dont regard them as humans
we're not humans
we're better than that, we're FRENCH !
aparently, all of france
thinks you're a cunt as well.
"le CraigFoley2000, e iz le cunty"
thats what I heard anyway
yeah well, good
fucking theiving bastards
snorty laughs that is.
i wouldn't go as far as saying i hated the french. not all of them. 'specially not her out of Amelie.
my favourite post for
quite a while
you're a bigger cunt.
.
I can't believe he was banned
for advocating death to old people, yet xenophobia is ok??? What kind of world is DiS we live in?
I know.
lets generalise about a whole nation shall we.. pathetic.
i play in a band with a french man
they could stick a picture of this guy next to the definition of french man. He IS the sterotype pretty much.
http://a246.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_f930291a124a41a0eb75390dbdd8ba2d.jpg
:D
LOLz
Only missing the onions and bicycle
je m'appelle claude
il habite dans la petite village de estee lauder
toup de la fllooop
dont shave their armpits
hang on, neither do I
Women have hairy legs
They strike about EVERYTHING (esp. Farmers)
b&w stripey shirt, beret, onions on a string,bicycle combo
A friend of mine once said:
"I went to a BBQ in France that consisted entirely of wine and cigarettes."
the french smoke fags that are
cool and hip and literary