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OoohLaa - what's YOUR favourite sex position?

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? by OhMySoHorny

DO tell.

OhMySoHorny | 16 May '08, 20:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

no

whiterussian | 16 May '08, 20:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

oh go on

OhMySoHorny | 16 May '08, 20:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

no

whiterussian | 16 May '08, 20:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

go on go on go go on go on

go on go on...

OhMySoHorny | 16 May '08, 20:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

no

whiterussian | 16 May '08, 20:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

_

fuck you then

OhMySoHorny | 16 May '08, 21:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

you wish

whiterussian | 17 May '08, 00:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

erm, not sure what its called

but when you 'enter' the lady side ways

mrstu | 16 May '08, 20:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

^Ear fucking?^

Can't think of any other sideways holes.

scutterbucket | 16 May '08, 20:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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and for this you would need either a really large earhole, or a really small cock.

OhMySoHorny | 16 May '08, 20:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Sor

Ted

scutterbucket | 16 May '08, 20:40 | Send note | Report this | Reply

*Sore Ted?

OhMySoHorny | 16 May '08, 20:41 | Send note | Report this | Reply

^ name for my new

hardcore band which I have yet to form.

MrScagdenSir | 16 May '08, 20:41 | Send note | Report this | Reply

yes

that the one, i thought it was called 'the william shatner' but wrong again

mrstu | 16 May '08, 20:36 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Lets be honest..

there all rubbish. Ultimately you end up making far flung excuses whatever happens.

scutterbucket | 16 May '08, 20:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply

^they're^

scutterbucket | 16 May '08, 20:40 | Send note | Report this | Reply

How dare you!!!

FOSSILS ARE FUCKING BANGING!

scutterbucket | 16 May '08, 20:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i don't really think i get enough to start being picky...

and i haven't tried them all yet, so y'know, i'd hate to choose one and then have to change my mind later on...that could be confusing

heartlessromantic | 16 May '08, 20:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

woof, woof

poptimusgrime | 16 May '08, 20:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

meow meow

OhMySoHorny | 16 May '08, 20:57 | Send note | Report this | Reply

grrr

poptimusgrime | 16 May '08, 20:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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howl

OhMySoHorny | 16 May '08, 21:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

you honestly can't beat mish.

The stock answer when asking guys is usually Doggy, but i think it's overated. Course i like to hold a lady by the hips and go with the flow, but when you're having a bit of mish you can see that look on their faces of a mixed sense of pleasure/horror at the thought of a fat lump trying his best on top of them. I'm not sure i have the stamina for sex really, but it never seems immoral to go in a paddy and say 'Listen, this ain't happenin, d'you wanna do the honours?'

twee_loser | 16 May '08, 20:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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mish? some kind of kinky malaysian fish sex?

OhMySoHorny | 16 May '08, 21:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply

that actually looks really good

but those guides are so intimidating.

Like, I start thinking should I put my hand there - should I turn anti-clockwise or clockwise? Aaaargh.

I'd rather have fumbling, accidentally good sex.

ZsaZsaGaBoring | 16 May '08, 21:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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saucy!!

OhMySoHorny | 16 May '08, 21:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

no no....i agree. instructional sex is never good.

i just used the picture cos it looks like an accurate representation of the 'accidentally good' sex.. :)

the moral of the story is: don't think, just fuck.

bsoucek | 16 May '08, 21:17 | Send note | Report this | Reply

hai.

twee_loser | 16 May '08, 21:19 | Send note | Report this | Reply

"Just Fuck"

combined with a nike tick... I'm sure I've seen those at a market somewhere..

TheSoundofBastards | 16 May '08, 21:20 | Send note | Report this | Reply

the nike tick

being an upturned picture of cock and balls

poptimusgrime | 16 May '08, 21:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

There's a market for this.

It's pretty downmarket, but a market nontheless.

TheSoundofBastards | 16 May '08, 21:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

©soucek

ahem. although you can have the rights for logo design.

bsoucek | 16 May '08, 21:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

'dont think, just fuck'

i might write this down for my 'miss drowned in sound' application.

it's kind of like promoting world peace. with lots of fucking.

bsoucek | 16 May '08, 21:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

get a hot enough bikini picture

and it'll cement yr win

poptimusgrime | 16 May '08, 21:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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that sounds hott.

OhMySoHorny | 16 May '08, 21:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Oh!! YumYum!!

OhMySoHorny | 16 May '08, 21:15 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Man, now, that looks ace, but:

'row his boat?'

jonny_rat | 17 May '08, 03:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

*ruins it

(i know)

bsoucek | 17 May '08, 09:07 | Send note | Report this | Reply

it's all about incredibly rough

masochistic, girl-on-top being domineering sex.

i'm so predictable.

RockNRollMassacre | 17 May '08, 03:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

The Organ Grinder

Sibley | 17 May '08, 11:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

The Millstone

Sibley | 17 May '08, 11:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply

The Cruyff Turn

Sibley | 17 May '08, 11:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Half-Hancock

Sibley | 17 May '08, 11:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

The Lotus-Eater

Sibley | 17 May '08, 11:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

The Thorpedo

Sibley | 17 May '08, 11:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

The Alamo

Sibley | 17 May '08, 11:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Ask yer mum

belsizeparka | 17 May '08, 11:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply