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Do female members of bands have male groupies?

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by arctictotoro

Just wondering...

arctictotoro | 20 May '08, 15:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Eh?

Do horny teenage boys like sexy women who play in bands?

Do horny teenage boys like girls?


i can confirm

yes
yes


Yes

It's like posting threads that say "Do boys like girls? Just wondering, like, duh".


OH I C


I think you need to reverse the emphasis here

The cute chick at Starbucks has male groupies...but she doesn't fuck them all does she.


I don't know, does she?

Eh?

This thread is the most fail thread ever haha.


On the edge of my seat

When do we find out?


Believe I've tried

I really thought I had a chance with Siouxsie Sioux...but alas it wasn't to be. ;)


One word:

Rockbitch.


Five words

Rough as a buzzards crutch


9/10


scaaaaaaaaaaaaary:

* Julie: Vocals, Priestess of the Warrior Cult
* Luci: Guitar, Stage Slut
* Amanda: Bass, The Bitch
* Nikki: Piano, Flute, Nymphomaniac
* Jo: Drums, Confrontational Predatory Lesbian
* Babe: Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals, Webmistress
* Beast: Guitar on Motor Driven Bimbo and producer of both studio albums.
* Chloe: Sex Magick Priestess
* Martina: Sex Magick Priestess
* Kali: Sex Magick Priestess


not so much groupies

as stalkers.


I don't think you can claim you're being stalked

when you routinely throw a condom into the crowd that gives whoever catches it carte blanche to come backstage and fuck you.

Incidentally, when I was in a band a hundred years ago, the bloke who produced our demos said he'd been at a Rockbitch gig and the friend he was with caught the golden condom - then reflected that it was one of the last dates on a long, long tour, and quickly went off the idea.


fucking hell

way to know how to use the boards, Mahon. Ignore me. As you were.


Carte Blanche

Is my favourite flavour


i'm pretty sure

eva from rolo has a skinny emo male groupie


Sonya Aurora Madan was the victim of repeated

visual gang rape in the mid nineties.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSrDsYmozCQ&feature=related

Interestingly enough she's since resurfaced on DiS under the guise of ZsaZsaGaBoring.


Doubt it.

in general: Men will have sex with any women
Women will rarely have sex with any man

Strangely, there is obviously an equilibrium here, as it's been like this for a while.


that's utter lies

Girls want sex more than men. Most girls have a higher sex drive than men. Truth. They're just better at hiding it, and they can pick and choose better, cause young guys slobber over anything remotely good looking.


^wrong

female sex drives generally peak in their mid twenties whereas males are generally higher until their fifties.
If you want equal sex drive go for an older man.
I also think although men naturally realize their "sexualness" for alot of girls it has to be kind of "activated" if you know what I mean.

p.s. teehee sexualness


this is different to what i've been taught

women's sex drives peak in their 30s.
men's sex drives peak in their teens.


I remember reading

or hearing somewhere, that someone saw Sarah Cracknell climbing over a fence at a festival. She had no pants on (or so the story goes), so the claimant said that he saw "Sarah Cracknells crack".

For many years I wished I was that person.


the singer in my band NEVER gets groupies

before she got her boyfriend she wanted groupies as well.

She is really pretty and does get attention when she goes out, but just never at gigs. Strange.


maybe its the audience

i dont know what kind of music they play but if its indie boys they could be intimidated by her being in a band and pretty!


Shirley Bassey.

No don't faint. All true.

A mate of mine's dad is a big fan, and he actually had to arrange for a man to "escort" her on a visit to Birmingham. She likes a man in every port she visits while on tour....