Your vague vague vague directions led to me ruining sweet potatoes. SWEET POTATOES.
Did you know I have a scar from that? I burned my arm a tiny bit, and I thought the mark would disappear eventually, but it looks like it's here to stay. You've left a permanent impression on me. I hope you're happy.
and you have to have the oven on at the right temperature, and time it completely right. Cooking is never about absolutes. There's never a certain time or a certain heat to cook things on, you just have to know when it's done. That's why people struggle with cooking.
Yep
I can't even grill burgers.
i can cook good fajitas and some easy pasta dishes but thats about it
thats really nice of her, expecially after she caught you
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Shes 15 u freak!!!!
heh
sorry, i assumed she was a mid twenties guy. not a 15yr old girl!!
A mid-twenties guy
whose mum makes him make lasagne? :D!
i think it was a sly mention towards his "comedy" thread
well it's better than assuming a 13 year old girl is a 14 year old girl
BOOM BOOM
LEMME HERE YOU SAY WEHHHHHOOHHHHHHH
WEHHHHHOOHHHHHHH!
:D FINALLY!
i'm fairly good at cooking
my mom makes the best lasagna ever
I've been
told MY mum makes the best lasagne ever...but then again, I prefer my nan's so you know!
FIGHT!
you just said your mom's was shit though?
Anyway, I promise you, my mom's is the best. She also makes the best brownies and the best apple pie. That's it though, I think.
I did no such thing.
Read it again:
I'm the one who can't cook she made me make a lasagne, she didn't make one.
I did no such thing.
Read it again:
I'm the one who can't cook she made me make a lasagne, she didn't make one.
what?
I'm so confused.
shes shit at cooking.her mother made HER make a lasagne
?
that came across as angry didnt it
sorry im never angry least of all on here¬!
ohhhhhh
ok, i thought it said her mom made a lasagna for her
Thank you
Mr. Holmes...my friend calls me Holmes sometimes!
your friend is ace!
:D
Yes, yes he is
He also calls me: G-Man, Geenie, Gee, Honeychild, Buffy-Gee and some others too :D!
how many nicknames do you want?"!
What are you confused over?
I'll try explain it better :).
i still smile a bit when i see 'mum' written 'MOM'
just reminds me of NOM NOM NOM
Im pretty good at cooking
havent tried my hand in too many dishes though but I make a mean roast, stir fry, curry, lasagne, spag bol and apple
yeah im a dab hand with them fruits!
^gay
Apple?
Just apple on it's own?
It's my specialty
perfect everytime, everyone comes back for more
Well done
you!
You can't take credit for apples!
Sure I can
WATCH ME!
Man Rule No1: If it takes longer to cook than it then it aint worth bothering with.
^ what the fuck was that?
Man Rule No1: If it takes longer to cook than it DOES TO EAT then it aint worth bothering with.
*eat ? somewhere in there?
Rustlers
naught to tastey in 60 seconds!
than it
what? Oooh the suspense is killing me!
Cooking is for women
why didn't you just give your mum a good slap and tell her to get her fat ass in the kitchen and get cooking you some lasagne ???
Because
I'm a woman too :(! DAMN IT!
Awww you must feel like the skinny flat chested girl
with short hair everyone thinks is a boy right now :(
I never looked at her / his / its profile
she / he / it is not bad looking but sadly he / she / it is still a child
I have two in my school
:)!
ooppss
although technically still a child
The way to a woman's pants is through her stomach
..so I learnt to cook really well. As I don't have much else going for me.
ive told you il go on a date if you want ;)
you didn't learn to explain your cooking very well though
Your vague vague vague directions led to me ruining sweet potatoes. SWEET POTATOES.
Did you know I have a scar from that? I burned my arm a tiny bit, and I thought the mark would disappear eventually, but it looks like it's here to stay. You've left a permanent impression on me. I hope you're happy.
They have to be cut up small, fule
and you have to have the oven on at the right temperature, and time it completely right. Cooking is never about absolutes. There's never a certain time or a certain heat to cook things on, you just have to know when it's done. That's why people struggle with cooking.
I wasn't thinking absolutes, that's not the problem.
I am a good cook, goddamnit. But how was I to know what size to go for? I had to guess, and like I said, I'd never done savory sweet potatoes before.
they should be pretty much diced
like 2cm cubes
oh wow, thanks for clearing that up
oh and the absolutes wasn't directed at you
IT WAS DIRECTED AT THE WORLD.
oh, ps:
piss off with the "I don't have much else going for me." You're worse than that whats-his-face Tom something-or-other guy.
Nah, he's a bit of a catch.
I've invited him to come stay with me so ner ner ner.
I know!
He's mentioned it. He's in love with you, too.
by which i mean he loves you back
implying you love him, etc.
no, but
i went to a pub last year and the person cooking it must have had NO CONCEPT of what a lasagne should be like. instead of
cheese sauce
pasta
meat
cheese sauce
pasta
meat
cheese sauce
pasta
meat
their lasagne consisted of
half an inch thick layer of cheese sauce
three sheets of pasta, all directly on top of each other
meat
so wrong.
How dare they!
?