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My mum made me make a lasagne

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by PlayItCoolBoy

and disaster ensued!

Anyone else shit at cooking?

PlayItCoolBoy | 21 May '08, 16:36 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Yep

I can't even grill burgers.


heh

sorry, i assumed she was a mid twenties guy. not a 15yr old girl!!


A mid-twenties guy

whose mum makes him make lasagne? :D!


i'm fairly good at cooking

my mom makes the best lasagna ever


I've been

told MY mum makes the best lasagne ever...but then again, I prefer my nan's so you know!


FIGHT!


you just said your mom's was shit though?

Anyway, I promise you, my mom's is the best. She also makes the best brownies and the best apple pie. That's it though, I think.


I did no such thing.

Read it again:

I'm the one who can't cook she made me make a lasagne, she didn't make one.


I did no such thing.

Read it again:

I'm the one who can't cook she made me make a lasagne, she didn't make one.


what?

I'm so confused.


that came across as angry didnt it

sorry im never angry least of all on here¬!


ohhhhhh

ok, i thought it said her mom made a lasagna for her


Thank you

Mr. Holmes...my friend calls me Holmes sometimes!


Yes, yes he is

He also calls me: G-Man, Geenie, Gee, Honeychild, Buffy-Gee and some others too :D!


What are you confused over?

I'll try explain it better :).


i still smile a bit when i see 'mum' written 'MOM'

just reminds me of NOM NOM NOM


Im pretty good at cooking

havent tried my hand in too many dishes though but I make a mean roast, stir fry, curry, lasagne, spag bol and apple


Apple?

Just apple on it's own?


It's my specialty

perfect everytime, everyone comes back for more


Well done

you!


^ what the fuck was that?

Man Rule No1: If it takes longer to cook than it DOES TO EAT then it aint worth bothering with.


Rustlers

naught to tastey in 60 seconds!


than it

what? Oooh the suspense is killing me!


Cooking is for women

why didn't you just give your mum a good slap and tell her to get her fat ass in the kitchen and get cooking you some lasagne ???


Because

I'm a woman too :(! DAMN IT!


Awww you must feel like the skinny flat chested girl

with short hair everyone thinks is a boy right now :(


I never looked at her / his / its profile

she / he / it is not bad looking but sadly he / she / it is still a child


ooppss

although technically still a child


The way to a woman's pants is through her stomach

..so I learnt to cook really well. As I don't have much else going for me.


you didn't learn to explain your cooking very well though

Your vague vague vague directions led to me ruining sweet potatoes. SWEET POTATOES.

Did you know I have a scar from that? I burned my arm a tiny bit, and I thought the mark would disappear eventually, but it looks like it's here to stay. You've left a permanent impression on me. I hope you're happy.


They have to be cut up small, fule

and you have to have the oven on at the right temperature, and time it completely right. Cooking is never about absolutes. There's never a certain time or a certain heat to cook things on, you just have to know when it's done. That's why people struggle with cooking.


I wasn't thinking absolutes, that's not the problem.

I am a good cook, goddamnit. But how was I to know what size to go for? I had to guess, and like I said, I'd never done savory sweet potatoes before.


oh and the absolutes wasn't directed at you

IT WAS DIRECTED AT THE WORLD.


oh, ps:

piss off with the "I don't have much else going for me." You're worse than that whats-his-face Tom something-or-other guy.


Nah, he's a bit of a catch.

I've invited him to come stay with me so ner ner ner.


I know!

He's mentioned it. He's in love with you, too.


by which i mean he loves you back

implying you love him, etc.


no, but

i went to a pub last year and the person cooking it must have had NO CONCEPT of what a lasagne should be like. instead of

cheese sauce
pasta
meat
cheese sauce
pasta
meat
cheese sauce
pasta
meat

their lasagne consisted of

half an inch thick layer of cheese sauce
three sheets of pasta, all directly on top of each other
meat

so wrong.