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by bostockbostock

is there anyway to make facial hair grow faster?

i would at least like the choice of facial hair rather it looking mediocre.

tips and stuff? or am i destined to be a bum fluff face?

bostockbostock | 21 May '08, 16:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

im in the same boat as you

i think we have to wait or something


There isn't any way to do it any faster

I don't think. Beards r gay anyway.


my beard is always all over me.

Its really clingy, and likes to touch my face. Its a raving homo.


I too can't grow a beard

I'm 26 now though and it would be nice to have the option of facial hair.


my mate told me that 1 in 4 men cant grow a beard at all ever

i think he was lying just to wind me up though


Eat your crusts

or maybe that's what gives you curly hair...


I can grow a beard....

....but its ginger if any longer than stuble :'(


my beard goes a bit ginger

I'm not ginger anywhere else.


Hence my problem

if i was born like it i would of had time to come to terms with it. I think I must have been bitten by a ginger kid around puberty

*what happened to that ginger kids foundation website?*


maybe you should drink loads of coffee and spill it

down your chin all the time.


is that what you do ?

is that the secret to your beard growth ?


Shave every 10 minutes

for 24 hours to stimulate the hair folicles. Go to bed for 12 hours. When you wake you will be Hairy McClairy.


is the basic premise of that true?

like if you shave loads, its makes the hair grow more?

or is it an urban myth thing


i think it just makes it thicker

which is all important in beard growth. If you shave every 30mins you should be striking matches off your stubble in no time, like russell crow or kurt russell or russell brand or russ abbott


Really?


yeah, thats meant to be true,

not over such a short period of time though. I like your mooostache


Why thank you

This is the first time my facial hair has ever been complimented :)


It's not meant to be Hitler-esque though

fucking hair and their not-growing tantrums


ah well, If you grow it

they will come.


on a completely irrelevant note

the sight of 'Derry, Co.Londonderry' makes me feel a bit sick


Why so?


'Londonderry'

it's what comes from having a dad from Aughnacloy


Haha oh dear

I drove through Aughnacloy last Sunday!


shit, isn't it.

my grannys house is now a cafe :(


But is it a good cafe?

Do you get free apple pudding?


i've not seen it yet!

it's just weird thinking her living room is now full of crappy tables for people who want to have a rest over the border. and that weird people are looking at mine and my brothers and cousins heights over the years since we were small, on the attic wall.

sigh. and things.


It's possible they have just painted over it

like in Madeline :/


well if people knew she was there

and she has had her picture taken with the eifel tower, you'd have thought someone would have told her mum.


:D FINALLY!


:(


You look like Simon Neil

only with clothes on.


I'd take that as a compliment,

if I hadn't heard Biffy's last album


its not THAT bad

granted its not that good either but come on


I just think the leap from

Theres no such thing as a jaggy snake, to that elenor song is a horrible one to make.


that is a beautiful song though yes?

TAKE EXTRA SPECIAL CARE!


Simply put

you're a fuck-up


2 true


the bit at the endd of the album scared me sitless the first time i heard it

20 minutes of nothing then some weird humming noises


oh i think i went off on a tangent there

you know i meant infinity land
bye x


Scottish wailing

Hard to beat, sir. Hard to beat.


I have a good site

that some of my friends take part in.

Its basically an online Beard Growing Contest, with pics posted etc.

It goes on for months, once every couple of years. You'll see some great beards and some awesome pics.

check out this years.

http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/

If you read the rules, anyone can grow, no matter the density, as long as no shaving is involved.