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I've just put salt on my Shreddies

What was crap about your day today?



  • I woke up with a big mark on my face

    from a crease in the pillow or something and it took ages to go.

  • a big massive fuck off blister

    thanks to not wearing a golfing glove.

    • A lot of the pros seem to do this now

      No idea how they manage it. I often get blisters with a glove :/

      • It's well sore

        No driving range for me for a while :(

        • Whenever i try golf

          I keep hitting the roof.
          Why is it only me who seems to do this?

          • I didn't sleep last night

            Then I failed an exam this morning. And I wasted £2 on a pair of compasses.

          • I've seen it done many times

            When I was in 6th form golf was games option. It was seen as dossers heaven as they'd put you on the driving range for a bit and then only let the decent ones on the course and the others could go home early. As such I saw some amazing shots. A kid trying to a Happy Gilmore and flinging the club out on to the range was a good one, as was the bloke who managed to slice the ball so much it hit the bloke in the bay next to him.

            • haha

              well tonight 3 or four people, myself included, hit the poles and the ball managed to bounce around the hitting area/roof!

            • i thought this was a LOLZ RANDOM

              thread. as it is i am sorry to hear that.

              • It was terrible

                I essentially wasted 50g of whole wheaty goodness and a splash of milk. If we could just cut out sugar/salt confusion we could feed the world.

                • Due to some queer logic of randomness

                  I grated a block of cheese and placed in oven for while, left to cool, and eated.

                  I think maybe it was me being so wacky and randoms.

                • I had a free house tonight,

                  but everyone was already out...and everyone had failed to invite me :(! What a waste.

                  • Once my dad did some corn on the cob on the barbecue

                    and it tasted like popcorn(!), so I thought "If I put some salt on this, it would taste INCREDIBLE", so I went to but I put pepper on by mistake and ruined what was possibly the greatest cob of corn of all time :(

                  • You've probably got your hands too far forward

                    So you're hitting the ball with the top edge of the club face.

                    (I've just ousted myself as massively sad for playing golf, haven't I?)

                    • I did golf for a term at school

                      and my experience was a lot like this.
                      I was really bad that i got paired up with the mentally retarded kid for doing the course.
                      On one hole i managed to hit like a small brick wall from the tee and had to duck as it flied backwards.
                      i soon got bored and chose squash instead.

                    • Given we're all talking about golf

                      no. It's Night time DiS, where all the emos, singles and golfers cavort in some kind of twisted celebration.

                    • most of it

                      • You should have just invited DiS over

                        because all those news stories about people inviting people from the internet to their house always end well.

                        • :(

                          I suggest herbal tea and computer game with lots of violence. That always cheers me up.

                          • Golf is great

                            I'm just massively jealous that one of my friends from school plays off a five or something

                            • Shit, I just accidently 'Abandon reply'd'

                              :(!

                              Anyways, AS I WAS SAYING:
                              Yeahh I know! I so wanted to just post something being like 'FREEEE HOUSE, COME OVER MY ENDZZZZZZZZ", but no :(.

                            • i only do tetris

                              and somehow i dont think thats quite going to make it

                              so next best thing is gore threads on the internets. i dont understand how, but its helping

                            • .

                              haha, your a fucking penis!

                            • What?

                              Like a 5 shaped tee or something?

                              • Nothing yet.

                                I've only been up for an hour.

                              • My new gazebo blew over and snapped a leg

                                Now held together with gaffa tape and footlong tent pegs. As they saying goes about broken things "If you haven't fixed it with Gaffa tape, you just haven't used enough yet", or something.

                                I'm also sat here watching my laptop install Service Pack 3 after reformatting it this morning. What's even crapper is I've given my dodgy copy of Office XP to a friend who no longer lives in the country, I'd forgotten this until about ten minutes ago.

                              • i did exactlyt that

                                once when i was about 7

                              • :D lulz

                          • klaire only has 6/13 love units for me

                          • nothing

                            i got a nathan fake album for £2 in a charity shop!

                          • If you buy Frosted Shreddies

                            this issue will never arise again. However, me pouring orange juice over my wheetabix is something that can't be helped.
                            Orange juice IN THE GLASS not the bowl!

                            • Waking up to 'cunt man'

                              yet again. Some Saturdays at around 9am he kicks off effing and blinding and something at the top of his voice. I have no idea what it is, but it's never a good start to the day.

                              • i've got painful back pain

                                that's just spread to my left leg

                                oww oww oww oww oww oww

                              • :D

                                The number of times I've sleepily poured milk in the sugar bowl when making the first cup of tea of the day. :(

                                • Cunt man

                                  worst super hero ever?
                                  Is it a bird, is it a plane, no its....CUNT MAN!

                                  • Heh

                                    I usually try to put the boiled kettle into the fridge.

                                  • rofl

                                    Been there, soggied that. The first cup of tea sorts out the head, its just getting there that is the trouble.

                                  • But who are the baddies?

                                    Whoever they are, he's going to fackin kill them, the fackin cunts.
                                    GET ON WITH IT THEN!
                                    :(

                                    • Invading penises?

                                      I should probly stop now, its far too early for such uncouthness.

                                      • Yes, great big flying cocks

                                        with special laser powers!

                                        I dunno. I think it might be a dog or cat, he gets up and they've pooed everywhere, and has a fit. Bit of an extreme reaction though.

                                        • Unless they

                                          pooed in the shredies; anything is fair after that.

                                          • .

                                            Shreddies give you energy
                                            Shreddies keep you fit
                                            There's nothing I like better
                                            Than to eat a great bit bowl of sh
                                            -REDDIES!

                                • everything

                                  i'm really miserable and depressed and also broke so i can't afford to do ANYTHING. i'm just sitting here needing to MTFU.

                                  • Having shit friends

                                    Who basically hate me, and rank me lower than all their other friends.

                                • that was fucking daft.

                                • THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO EAT CEREALS WITH ORANGE JUICE INSTEAD OF MILK.

                                  You know who you are, and I still do not approve.

                                • i sold my d2d ticket..

                                  so i can write an essay instead.

                                  DAFT.