mine's women with credit cards at tills. How hard is it, really? "Oh, it's been declined, can you try it again?" Why? It's been declined you fucking retard. "Can you try this one instead?" Declined. "Right, i'll put this back and then can you try it again?" Fuck off.
(I realise this is a pretty lame pet hate)
The psycho who sits next to me at work
same as every other day. He came in at the start of last week with a skinhead because his mate tried to shave "-15" into the back of his hair to watch Leeds crash out of the playoff final but they 'ran out of room for the 5' so they shaved the lot and now he looks even more mental. Temp agencies need better screening.
I HATE
people who don't wear belts. It turns me green!!
Everyone moaning on
A forum of [game] because they've given everyone four months notice of a couple of changes. THE END IS NIGH. Morons.
Women at cash machines in general
SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Argh! Yes!
Or seem to get confused and try speaking into the slot where the money comes out asking if they can swap a tenner for two fivers.
Pet ferrets
they really smell.
being grassed on at work
for using the internet too much. I might do fuck all but I object to having some jumped-up twat tell my boss how 'concerned' they are about it.
Hairy grapes
do not want.
gooseberries
Wasn't a gooseberry
they're bitter and I can't stand them. It was a hairy grape. In my jelly!
gooseberries
hairy grape
grape ape
Rollerbladers.
One of them was using the bike lane and almost ran me over when I crossed the road.
old people in supermarkets
buy your shit and get out, dont stand about talking to the cashier about your groceries
i also hate
the word groceries. Sort it out Scott!!
i also hate
people called billy-paul :P
Go back to Bristol
and sit on it..!!
Supermarket
checkout staff asking everyone if they want help with their packing. Except at Aldi where they just throw the stuff you're buying right back atchya. Grrrr.
the idiot at the supermarket
who put my pack of gum into an extra large carrier bag
actually today so far been free
of major gripes, im just sitting semi relaxed at work no doing a great deal really :)
me
fucking hell helen,do some revision!
the rain.
That just stopped the Federer game.
Here
My left knee
It keeps acheing underneath the kneecap and it's really annoying. And a bit painful.
That other thread I started without DUE CARE AND ATTENTION
I want to kill people in that thread
People who...
bring meetings forward by two days like it doesn't matter that it throws your day into complete turmoil.
No, it's fine. I love ringing all the companies that are providing delicious food and beautiful rare flower displays and telling them, in my best 'trust me, we can do it' voice, that their new deadline is tomorrow.
Arses. All of you.
People who lick the lid of life....too much
I hate the people who sit within my ear shot at lunchtime and upon opening thier yoghurt/mouse etc they proceed to lap at the foil lid like it's aphrodite's lady garden.
people who
can't use ticket machines.
I was at St Pancras International on Bank holiday Monday, and the person in front of me proceeded to spend 5 minutes buying one ticket.
I only just caught my train...
Your fault
for not thinking that might happen.
It's not my fault
that person is stoopid!
Also that fucking song off the N Power advert
with some horrible creepy crooning about how you have to 'accentuate the positive', which is really difficult when those bastards are trying to cut of your supply.
I swear it's on every ad break at least twice.
One of my flatmates shit in the bin
People who list in numbers
"I can't do something because 1. (insert first reason) and 2. (insert second reason"
Stop it! I am not so stupid that I need answers in bullet points
People in my flat
using my stuff and still not washing it up after a number of days. I DON'T WANT MY KITCHENWARE TO BECOME A BIOHAZARD THANKS
I can't wait to move out
My housemates feeding my tea-towels to the two pathetic hamsters that live in our solarium. Just because you don't dry-up and leave it all for me, doesn't mean you can behave live a camel's quim.
condescending personalities.
well, i think it's a pet hate from yesterday really, but it's niggled away at me and annoyed me more today.