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I just did the biggest poo ever

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? by LordLuciusBanter

It was seriously massive

And it wouldn't flush. I had to hold it up the U bend with a toilet brush and flush like that, like I was in Aliens or something

LordLuciusBanter | 03 Jun '08, 15:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

SSOINH

twentynine | 3 Jun '08, 15:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i love those ones

right now i've eaten too many dried apricots, with disasterous consequnces :'(

cyberdemon | 3 Jun '08, 15:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

:(

sarkyfox | 3 Jun '08, 15:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I think

you need to talk to the Swiss Bureau of fecal standards and practices to obtain it's pure weight in Kureks

:-)

drummerboi | 3 Jun '08, 15:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

:)

olegrich | 3 Jun '08, 15:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i did one yesterday

and it blocked the toilet. little did i know its still there now!

inside-outside | 3 Jun '08, 15:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

LOG JAM!

shucks | 3 Jun '08, 15:54 | Send note | Report this | Reply

was it solid?

solid poos are great, and healthy.

ever had poo splashback?

poptimusgrime | 3 Jun '08, 15:54 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Man I wish SPSS didn't take so long to iterate

Maybe then I wouldn't have made this awful, awful thread

LordLuciusBanter | 3 Jun '08, 15:54 | Send note | Report this | Reply

perhaps if you didn't bump it with more posts

it would disappear.

oh......

chunty | 3 Jun '08, 15:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

oh

LordLuciusBanter | 3 Jun '08, 15:56 | Send note | Report this | Reply

it's so hard to stop yourself from taking a photo

isn't it. When I'm done ones the size of my head, I marvel and feel prudly disgusted. Disgustedly proud.

verbatim | 3 Jun '08, 15:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply

standard

the first thing you do after you've had a shit is stand up and look at it obviously

inside-outside | 3 Jun '08, 16:18 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I did one the other week,

and it blocked the toilet, then when i used the plunger thing, it floated back up, and it was spherical. I felt like a big rabbit. I had to mash it up with the toilet brush for it to go down.

moousee | 3 Jun '08, 16:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

snap

my girlfriends sister did one of those behemoths when she came back from africa, it floated for 3days before her dad had to break it up with cardboard. It was named Moby Dick

inside-outside | 3 Jun '08, 16:22 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I'm appalled you started this thread

but impressed at your utilisation of the bog brush to remove the offending stool.

TheoGB | 3 Jun '08, 16:22 | Send note | Report this | Reply

There was no suitable container

to transfer hot water from the tap into the toilet bowl with

LordLuciusBanter | 3 Jun '08, 16:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i love talking about poo

one of them things that never gets old. beautiful

inside-outside | 3 Jun '08, 16:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

MY POO IS OFTEN NUTTY

WHEN I HAVEN'T EATEN ANY NUTS. SOMETIMES THERE IS BLOOD IN MY STOOL. ONCE I SPLASHED MY BALLSACK WITH WET POO.

moousee | 3 Jun '08, 16:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

bummer

inside-outside | 3 Jun '08, 16:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply


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