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i feel sick and nervous

im about to tell the girl ive pined over for ages that i like her... or at least try to and i think i probably might to a stan from southpark on her.



  • Goodluck

    .

    • go get her, jack!

      • cheers

      • are you pregnant?

        • aww

          good luck! i'm keeping my fingers crossed for you. are you going out with her tonight then, what will you be doing when you tell her?

          • Carpe Diem!!!!

            Gaun yersel, and all the best!

          • Just be

            BREEZY.

            and CONFIDENT

            so you'll be FINE.

            And if she blows you out (oo-er) just say you have to go and meet some people down the pub now and ERASE THE WHOLE EPISODE from your mind.

            Bonne chance.

          • :D

            do it do it do it

          • if you are nervous

            have a nice big swig of vodka

          • I miss feeling like this

            If it goes well, it'll be amazing.

            If it goes badly, it'll be awful.

            Brilliant!

          • Emmi?

            • good luck mate

              when i did this in november i downed two bottles of pear kopperberg for a bit of dutch courage

              • no im going to meet her in a little bit

                and shes coming to mine to watch alan partridge then im going to have to tell her. i think we might go out tonight too, but its the end of term so ive chickened out for too long and need to tell her. oh god i hate myself.

                • ive not drunk for 2 weeks

                  i can see me breaking that if she doesnt like me. did it work for you?

                • aww, good luck trying not to vom on her.

                  i'm sure you'll be FINE. :)

                • playa alert

                  hit her with the alan partridge and shes putty in your hands mayte.

                  • omg

                    let me know how it goes!

                    • the thought of me doing this has made me even more nervous

                      looking at myself in the mirror, saying 'you're a tiger!' then running out and sweeping her off her feet. oh god

                      • I wish I fancied someone.

                        I haven't fancied anyone for fucking ages.

                        • good luck!

                        • Good luck!

                        • ive got her into it!

                          she didnt like it before now she thinks its great. therefore she is now an acceptable ladyfriend :D

                        • Wear that tigerprint number

                          I know you own, She won't resist!

                          • Good luck!!!

                          • me too.

                            I'm supposed to be meeting a girl for dinner, and am having sudden nervousnes :(

                            • i have a green and grey jumper on

                              not got quite the same appeal has it?

                              • And DiS holds their collective breath for an update!

                                Good luck :)

                                • Upon closer inspection

                                  It wasn't tigerprint. Y'know the thing I mean, all in one, falling-out-a-possibility ;)

                                  • its horrible isnt it?

                                    i just want to curl into a ball and never talk to another human person again.

                                    • This happened yet?

                                      It's been 10 minutes.

                                      • good luck!

                                        go get her

                                      • i will!

                                      • Surely you should be the one telling him

                                        Eh? Eh? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

                                      • no im waiting to meet her now

                                        she is going to text me when she is near mine then i have to meet her. may not be an update until tomorrow!

                                        im sorry im not as much of a lothario as you!

                                        • oh that

                                          was my friends. awful awful look. my mate actually did pop out of it when he put it on.

                                        • Fuck you :(

                                          • good luck!x

                                            • Good luck

                                              Remember jus think in your head that YOUR DA BOMB and you don't need to kiss arse.

                                              • i didnt mean it nastily

                                                just in a sort of teasing between friends way

                                              • zapsta is a man of action, conviction and fast thrills

                                                • Fuck you

                                                  No sad smiley.

                                                  • .

                                                    "sry cnt make it. c u soon.x"

                                                    • i would go on a rampage if this happened

                                                      • let off lightly

                                                        if she types like that.

                                                        • It's not as dramatic or nailbiting as yours

                                                          we like each other, but sometimes i just freakout a little on the inside :(

                                                          This may also have something to do with only eating biscuits today.

                                                        • oh shit.

                                                          :(

                                                          • also good luck

                                                            • ({)

                                                            • rape-age*

                                                              • oh god. i fancy everything.

                                                                it's awful.

                                                                • *ramp-oge

                                                                  wait, that one doesnt exist.

                                                                • But then he'd be a complete prick all the time

                                                                  • Go on son, slip it in

                                                                    • you dont know me do you?

                                                                    • everything you say?

                                                                      • :D

                                                                        Could be worse, could be this "katti"

                                                                        Christ.

                                                                      • thank you

                                                                        hope it works out good for you too. yeahi just ate a load of milkybars, didnt help much.

                                                                      • oh you!

                                                                        teehee

                                                                      • MTFU

                                                                        • not only are you 40 minutes late

                                                                          that reply went out of fashion a long time ago.

                                                                          • any update?

                                                                            • get really drunk

                                                                              it's bound to help

                                                                            • shes here now!

                                                                              ill update with any relevant news when i get a chance

                                                                              THANKS EVERYONE!

                                                                              • lets all hope

                                                                                he's shut this page down as if she accepts, he'll soon be ditched after she realises he's been internet posting about it..

                                                                                • oh ravey

                                                                                  id love to go out with you...wait, whats this?...

                                                                                  • ^ This

                                                                                  • How did he manage to tell us she'd arrived?

                                                                                    • :-D

                                                                                      haha. things are a lot simpler when there's no one to fancy...

                                                                                    • ^ see:

                                                                                      Lars And The Real Girl.

                                                                                  • Good luck!

                                                                                    :)

                                                                                  • good luck!

                                                                                    Hope it all goes super super well. Is this girl that you've been talking about for ages?

                                                                                  • i hope it goes well

                                                                                    but it's not the end of the world if it doesn't work out.

                                                                                    The two girls I've really liked in my short life thus far have rejected me when i built up the courage to ask them out. Looking back now it has made me a lot stronger and a lot more confident with the opposite sex, strangely enough.

                                                                                    I'm sure you'll be fine, you're a nice boy, i can't see why a girl would turn you down. unless she doesn't appreciate your fucking of the rave.

                                                                                    • Good luck mate. If you need any tips

                                                                                      don't ask me.

                                                                                      • Jeez, all this tension and I'm feeling nervous for you.

                                                                                        Good luck!

                                                                                      • it's her that'll be getting the tip

                                                                                        FNAR FNAR

                                                                                    • NEED UPDATE SOON

                                                                                      • although

                                                                                        the sooner he comes back on here, the more of a chance that it wasn't all that succesful probably? so i retract the above statement.

                                                                                    • I tried to do this, but with The Big Lebowski

                                                                                      not Alan Partridge. We didn't actually watch the Big Lebowski as she was late. I still maintain it would have been more successful if we'd have watched it.

                                                                                      • a guy i liked also introduced me to alan partridge

                                                                                        and i made him watch 24 hour party people. if this situation is anything to go by, i would stick with alan partridge and then weep a bit because 24hrpp is so great, but move quietly past it.

                                                                                      • I once did this watching the Office

                                                                                        We watched the entire 1st series before I got the balls to say anything. It went quite well though

                                                                                        • hah

                                                                                          "okay shush now, i need to update the people on this website about how this is going."

                                                                                        • i would have

                                                                                          slept with you the moment i heard:

                                                                                          'i don't give shitty jobs'

                                                                                    • ^

                                                                                  • Take some penny chews with you...

                                                                                    ...it may takes the edge off. I suggest cola cubes and sherbert flying saucers.

                                                                                  • actually

                                                                                    this is a really bad idea. a neutral location would have been much better, being in yr house might make her a bit nervous

                                                                                  • If this were the F365 forum...

                                                                                    Rule 1, you numpty! <angry smiley with pitchfork> <dancing badger>

                                                                                    • :D

                                                                                    • <that wanking smiley>

                                                                                      • dear lord

                                                                                        i hope he remembered to crack wood before she came over, as it could be a deal breker later on.

                                                                                      • <that wanking smiley> x 6

                                                                                        :poundit:

                                                                                    • .

                                                                                      • ^ good point

                                                                                        • Alan Partridge: A Romantic Tribute

                                                                                          you know your Onions

                                                                                        • Except since posting '.'

                                                                                          I notice Maxster pointlessly made a new 70-reply thread about it, making this one almost obsolete, especially as that one had the inside track from wrightylew's mobile.

                                                                                    • wow

                                                                                      must've gone REALLY well.

                                                                                    • ^^ this was his last post

                                                                                      considering the time now, what odds do you think it went well and fucktherave got to, you know, "fuck the rave"

                                                                                    • BUUUUUUUUUUMP