Last night i bought 40 mini scotch eggs, ate the egg bit out of them all then filled them with garlic mayo and ate them. Coupled with the 30 packets of crisps i've eaten since Sunday i think this is pretty excessive. I think i'm heading for an Alan Partidge-style junkfood-related breakdown, or at least a stroke. Have you ever pigged out on a certain type of food, and what was it?
40?
That would have made me vomit
they're pretty small, tbh.
pickled-onion sized, or something.
Yes
But not to that extent. 30 packets of crisps and 40 mini scotch eggs in less than a week is pretty worrying. Try snacking on celery and houmous, that shit's tasty.
houmous FTW
replace celery with pitta though
no way, celery is amazing!
I do like humous.
normally with mini scotch eggs. It's pretty morish.
Yeah I know
You can just eat and eat and not realise how much you're eating, and then you'll get fat and die.
I once had two tubes of Pringles
in one sitting. But it was all I ate for three days, so it wasn't so bad. Well, from a fattening point of view. From a health point of view it's probably much worse.
ive done that too
i cant eat pringles anymore because i get too protective over them. once at a festival i hid in my tent and ate 2 tubes all to myself. i hate sharing.
Once you pop you can't stop!
They are actually just like heroin. Only not as lethal.
I dunno about that
Cosuin Vinnie :(
pringles are better than heroin
and cheaper
WOW!!!
just wow! i had two mini eggs last night, and felt bad, but now i'm just going to go all out and EAT! cheers :D
Your breath must smell.
Congratulations though.
pigging out is so fun
my usual binge foods are bags of salted popcorn from the corner shop, snickers bars, hummous and bread, oh and cereal! i ate a whole box of honey nut cheerios in one night recently. ugh.
4 great nutitions and one great treat indeed
that would be nutRitions
i wish i had the money
to get a massive meal from miss millie's right now. oh dear god that would be like the best thing in the world
i don't think i've ever had any scotch eggs though
right...
no scotch egg love.
But Miss fucking Millies?
:(
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MISS MILLIES?
While we're on the subject...
opinions on Rustlers, anyone? I've got both flavours but they look equally unwholesome. Can you really cook something in 70 seconds?
If there's a burger that is edible after 70 seconds
Don't go there.
sausage and bacon one
is alright with Heinzs Tommy K
shite
about as tasty as soggy cardboard
I followed a burger and chips
with an entire multi-pack of Breakaways last night. I think I need a change of lifestyle
Breakaways!
I loved them, then when they brought out the caramel ones i think i actually died and went to heaven. I had a multi-pack of Blue Ribands the other day, i didn't even know they were still around.
funnily enough
I have a packet of Blue Ribands at the flat as well. Might break into those bad boys later.
This isn't quite how I'd imagined life in the London fast lane would be, but still.
I once ate 2 Freddos. Oh, the excess.
I used to take the piss out of my friend for buying Rustlers
he'd have literally have them every other day!
A couple months back I went through a period of eating cheese toastie before bed. :s
Also had a sMac Attack last Saturday. Contents: Large Miami Melt Meal with Coke, 10 chicken nuggets, Oreo Mcflurry (which I'd started eating before the rest of the drive through arrived.
Later on that day I had egg fried and home made fish and chips!!
egg fried rice*
This week's all about fruit n grains
my serious answer is SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER.
If it's around, it won't last long. The record was 1kg of the stuff in 5 hours. What a pie.
peanut butter PIE!?!
seriously?
peanut butter & butternut squash pie is AMAZING
I ate eight custard creams in a row the other day.
I think this is the perfect number - anything else is too little, more too much.
I thought you were on a massive diet before a reunion with an ex???
That was the plan, yeah.
Wasn't a reunion with an ex as such, just a getogether where she'd probably be, aswell as several other people i've not seen since i decided to take up being a pig full-time. I decided to just not go.
^ a wise choice
you probably would have more fun eating scotch eggs than having smalltalk with an ex
It has to be in 4s
so yes 4 isnt enough 12 is excessive but 8 is purrr-fect
30 packets of crisps???
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it
the most piggy i ever was was..
once me and an ex gf bought a pizza, chips form a chip shop and... some chinese food.
thats was a good day.
you need an intervention.
Urgh
I have been known to pig out but this is only often the case with Doritos and a tray of Flapjacks, which is acceptable
Urgh
I have been known to pig out but this is only often the case with Doritos and a tray of Flapjacks, which is acceptable
I ate three bags of crisps in a row yesterday
and I thought that was bad enough 0.o