who was shouting, in a violent, thuggish fashion: "can I kiss you?" I think he was just trying to bully me into paedophilia or something, I can think of no other explanation. Anyway, his friends kept on giggling behind. I just pretended I couldn't hear, kept on walking straight ahead without looking behind me, and eventually he gave up.
In retrospect, I should probably have hit the little fucker. There was a 98% chance he didn't have a knife.
i had a similar problem one time in the park
so i accidentily kicked a football in his face and he went off crying.
the end.
I accidentally kicked a football in the face of the 5-year-old daughter
of the man my mum was once trying to sell a bike to. I was playing football in the street outside my house, I saw the man and his daughter arrive, I instantly started saying to myself "Don't kick the ball in her face, don't kick the ball in her face" and then I kicked the ball in her face.
i know man
its just there ,and youre like "itd be wrong for me not to hurt this child alot".
No, it's like
you think of the worst thing that could possibly happen, then you just can't prevent it from happening.
sexually?
God knows
I was trying to put my sister's birthday present back in its plastic bag, but then I worried that I'd distort it by forcing it in, so I took it out again only to here them shout "He's taking it out again now!". Then, as I left, they shouted "BYE!". For all I know, it could have been going on for ages before that. I wasn't paying much attention. It was very surreal.
what happened?
...
I was trying to put my sister's birthday present back in its plastic bag, but then I worried that I'd distort it by forcing it in, so I took it out again only to here them shout "He's taking it out again now!". Then, as I left, they shouted "BYE!". For all I know, it could have been going on for ages before that. I wasn't paying much attention. It was very surreal.
oh zapsta
what did you get her?
being in McDonalds?
you have my pity.
I was only went in for a table
to write my sister's birthday card (y)
I was called a "square" by a middle-aged woman in a co-op once.
Not a highlight of my life...
Actually, it was made up for half an hour later
by the 50-year-old ticket collector at the train station checking my ticket and saying "Yeah, that's cool".
i got shouted at by this woman from basildon when i was in norwich town centre the other day
not sure why but she said something about my jeans i think, then her daughter got in on the act. nice that it runs in the family isnt it?
regular occurance for me im afraid :(
...
yeah thats right
i get shouted at by peoeople i dont know more than you do, deal with it!
The other day I was pursued by a little kid
who was shouting, in a violent, thuggish fashion: "can I kiss you?" I think he was just trying to bully me into paedophilia or something, I can think of no other explanation. Anyway, his friends kept on giggling behind. I just pretended I couldn't hear, kept on walking straight ahead without looking behind me, and eventually he gave up.
In retrospect, I should probably have hit the little fucker. There was a 98% chance he didn't have a knife.
i had a similar problem one time in the park
so i accidentily kicked a football in his face and he went off crying.
the end.
I accidentally kicked a football in the face of the 5-year-old daughter
of the man my mum was once trying to sell a bike to. I was playing football in the street outside my house, I saw the man and his daughter arrive, I instantly started saying to myself "Don't kick the ball in her face, don't kick the ball in her face" and then I kicked the ball in her face.
i know man
its just there ,and youre like "itd be wrong for me not to hurt this child alot".
No, it's like
you think of the worst thing that could possibly happen, then you just can't prevent it from happening.
sexually?
God knows
I was trying to put my sister's birthday present back in its plastic bag, but then I worried that I'd distort it by forcing it in, so I took it out again only to here them shout "He's taking it out again now!". Then, as I left, they shouted "BYE!". For all I know, it could have been going on for ages before that. I wasn't paying much attention. It was very surreal.
what happened?
...
I was trying to put my sister's birthday present back in its plastic bag, but then I worried that I'd distort it by forcing it in, so I took it out again only to here them shout "He's taking it out again now!". Then, as I left, they shouted "BYE!". For all I know, it could have been going on for ages before that. I wasn't paying much attention. It was very surreal.
oh zapsta
what did you get her?
being in McDonalds?
you have my pity.
I was only went in for a table
to write my sister's birthday card (y)
I was called a "square" by a middle-aged woman in a co-op once.
Not a highlight of my life...
Actually, it was made up for half an hour later
by the 50-year-old ticket collector at the train station checking my ticket and saying "Yeah, that's cool".
i got shouted at by this woman from basildon when i was in norwich town centre the other day
not sure why but she said something about my jeans i think, then her daughter got in on the act. nice that it runs in the family isnt it?
regular occurance for me im afraid :(
...
yeah thats right
i get shouted at by peoeople i dont know more than you do, deal with it!
peoeople
I don't think anything can shock me anymore!
:(