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I was abused by two middle-aged women in McDonalds today

Definitely, definitely a new low.



  • The other day I was pursued by a little kid

    who was shouting, in a violent, thuggish fashion: "can I kiss you?" I think he was just trying to bully me into paedophilia or something, I can think of no other explanation. Anyway, his friends kept on giggling behind. I just pretended I couldn't hear, kept on walking straight ahead without looking behind me, and eventually he gave up.

    In retrospect, I should probably have hit the little fucker. There was a 98% chance he didn't have a knife.

    • i had a similar problem one time in the park

      so i accidentily kicked a football in his face and he went off crying.
      the end.

      • I accidentally kicked a football in the face of the 5-year-old daughter

        of the man my mum was once trying to sell a bike to. I was playing football in the street outside my house, I saw the man and his daughter arrive, I instantly started saying to myself "Don't kick the ball in her face, don't kick the ball in her face" and then I kicked the ball in her face.

        • i know man

          its just there ,and youre like "itd be wrong for me not to hurt this child alot".

          • No, it's like

            you think of the worst thing that could possibly happen, then you just can't prevent it from happening.

  • sexually?

    • God knows

      I was trying to put my sister's birthday present back in its plastic bag, but then I worried that I'd distort it by forcing it in, so I took it out again only to here them shout "He's taking it out again now!". Then, as I left, they shouted "BYE!". For all I know, it could have been going on for ages before that. I wasn't paying much attention. It was very surreal.

  • what happened?

    • ...

      I was trying to put my sister's birthday present back in its plastic bag, but then I worried that I'd distort it by forcing it in, so I took it out again only to here them shout "He's taking it out again now!". Then, as I left, they shouted "BYE!". For all I know, it could have been going on for ages before that. I wasn't paying much attention. It was very surreal.

  • being in McDonalds?

    you have my pity.

    • I was only went in for a table

      to write my sister's birthday card (y)

  • I was called a "square" by a middle-aged woman in a co-op once.

    Not a highlight of my life...

    • Actually, it was made up for half an hour later

      by the 50-year-old ticket collector at the train station checking my ticket and saying "Yeah, that's cool".

  • i got shouted at by this woman from basildon when i was in norwich town centre the other day

    not sure why but she said something about my jeans i think, then her daughter got in on the act. nice that it runs in the family isnt it?

    regular occurance for me im afraid :(