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Joan Rivers was just on and proceeded to call Russell Crowe a "piece of FUCKING SHIT". Hehehehe yayyyyyyy daytime very very pre-watershed swearing.
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joan rivers is fun.
she had gwar and husker du on her old show in the 80s and 90s.
so did
they kick her off the show?? they said she'd be back but she never returned.
yay inappropriate suicide jokes, self hatred and swearing at lunch time.
I know, I bet Ofcom was being bombarded by cocks.
I presumed they'd kicked her off too. What do these producers think? As soon as they said that Joan Rivers would be on I expected nothing less.
Can I interject with the detail that I hate Joan Rivers?
Yes, you don't like a lot of celebrities (apart from the ones you chum up with); yes, you've had work done, the sum total of which makes you look about 300; yes, you've had men trouble. And yes, you're on television again for it. Anything else?
No that's about it.
I find her incredibly annoying.
they were slaggnig off russel crowe yesterday too
i love loose women. my favourite is that ropey old slag jane mcdonald
Yeah, it's all part of their Slag Off Russell's Week.
Tomorrow Osman, Thursday's Grant, & Friday they're havin' a go at Jack.
i know
quite a few ropey old slags..!!
I watched a film with Russell Crowe in it last night.
I enjoyed it.
good actor but a total bastard
making movies making songs and fighting round the
world!
:D
.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eOpquHD4HJQ
:D
When told how many complaints the comment had received, Rivers said: "This is ITV - I want a recount."
Mwaaaa haha
the BBC headline was something like
"rivers kicked off loose women"
I was praying weezer had somehow got invited on it :(
I used to hate her
then I saw her Shrink Rap and now I kind of hate/feel sorry for her. She's still not remotely funny though.
Carol McGiffin
has a pretty intimidating jawline. One of the best things about having a job is that I couldn't possibly watch a single split second of Loose Women.
they always say she looks like a bulldog
and once the other loose women got people to send in pictures of dogs that look like carol. it was pretty funny.
ha
she does look like she's come straight off the set of a Churchill advert. At least she's not Sherrie Hewson though, she really is certifiable.
yeah or that nolan woman
who sent her son to amsterdam to shag a prostitute for his 16th birthday. MUM OF THE YEAR!
blimey
having your mum paying for you to have sex would be epic humiliation. I only got a Discman for my 16th
her reasoning was
that it would be safer to have sex with a prostitute in amsterdam than a random sexual experience in, say, ibiza on a 'lads holiday'. i think her husband went too!
i think you got the better birthday deal - a discman or knob rot for your 16th?
lol
pretty much the weirdest family holiday ever, I can just imagine mum and dad sat on the sidelines shouting encouragement.
Not sure who got the best deal out of me and their lad though - my discman did have really crap battery life after all
well there's only one way to tell:
do you have a green lumpy penis and jaded attitude towards love and sex?
the latter: yes
the former: mercifully not. Though I'd probably be more embarrassed by having my mum on Loose Women than having STD-ravaged genitalia
either way you would be living with a disgusting cock
'Living With A Disgusting Cock'
sounds like a Channel Five documentary or summat
they do shows on people like jodie marsh
that i imagine to have similar content to nolan's son's 'holiday'...whorehouses, discoloured genitals, creepy men lurking about in the shadows etc
is that the one who was/is married to Shane Richie?
parents of the year
She was married to Chris Evans
and is a complete and utter twat
yeah she is
though I was referring to Nolan lady.