Ibzo, you fat sack of fat, when I met you you were so nervous of conversation you were like "oh, talk to those DiSers!" really quickly. Is this because you struggle with human interaction because you're so caught up in self-loathing an misanthropy?
you're a show-off egotistical pillock who thought his "crazy" hair made him look special but in reality just made everyone think he was a conceited fuck
the fact your music taste is so close to mine indicates you pretend to be all "alternative" for DiS but really you'd settle for something which has guitars and Johnny Borrell's hard hard cock inside you, you big slut
seeing as i've already slagged you off without any motivation and felt like a moron doing so...are you sure you want me to have a go? i will if you so wish...?
you're a smug cockmunch who returns only fleetingly to DiS after having decided that the plebs on this site are below your detailed discussion, and when you did ATP, the thoughts running through your head related to how all the proles on DiS were in the audience were watching, and you were playing, which made you somehow superior.
europeancakeghost, you're perenially living in the shadow of more interesting DiSers, the most exciting part of your day is when someone mistakes you for lemonbrickcombo, until they realise lemonbrickcombo could never be THIS DULL
i notice that you've got a huge long profile page? is this because you're a beluded wanker who believes that everyone who sees one of your posts is that interested in you, because we're not, you human manifestion of a yawn and a snore!
you're a pretentious snob, but secretly your disgust for the more misogynist/tories on the board is merely a front to hide the fact you secretly want some sexist, bright-blue conservative dick up your arse.
you are a sympathy-fisher of the worst kind, Zapsta! some of us don't even believe that "barmaid" exists, but rather she was a figment of your imagination so you could get sympathy and get a cyber-hug from whiterussian, who you secretly spank the monkey thinking about every night while imagining her in fishing waders and a kilt, while she sings "come and get me, adam, you big hunka hunka burning love"
helene, your raging against DiS perves was just a front to cover for the fact you weren't getting enough attention! you hoped to encourage the weirdoes to message you with disgusting shit so you'd have material to fap off to because your disgusting Encyclopaedia Dramatica stuff just didn't titilate any more
try me, son. Because I know that you're out shagging while your pregnant girlfriend is trying to raise your grandchildren.
And I feel so iron-clad that my years of shagging married, pregnant, male guests are not going to give you the ammunition to insult me. Do your worst, Bum-ma...
you are like Ian Beadie in the book "Boiling A Frog". you present a TV programme to embarrass those who have committed social faux pas to mask your previous failings, from when you were a tabloid journalist who was caught ass-fucking a 17 year-old temp from Croydon who only asked where the paper for the photocopier was, you sick sick fuck!
Where I come from, the word 'photocopier' is code for 'bum me, Jezza'. Other than that, you actually have me spot on. I'll keep quiet for a couple of months. Expect to hear from Nigel Lythgoe at some point though, if he can remember he password that is.
Kym Ryder is a fat cow, but I don't care, because me and that wonky-nosed bastard Cat Deeley are so busy watching Americans hoying themselves all over the shop on Living TV. That makes me surprisingly large sums of money. There's nothing you can insult about me, not even the fact that my suits match my tans. Aye.
women, yeah, while they might seem like paragons of all that is noble and true and brilliant....sometimes, they just don't tell the truth...and this might be one of those times
your false modesty pains and insults me, lauren. you feign ignorance while all the dippy boys like Zapsta fawn over you, and you're just stringing them along, playing their feelings and toying with them, giving them hope and despair in equal measure as if you've got some demented DiSGod complex!
this was a one-night-only thing. hey, i'm pleased that you're cut up about missing out, but i can't just go and insult anyone, any time, on demand. that would be rude!
pretend to like you because you're the most annoying little tosser i've ever had the misfortune of encountering in my entire life and if i didn't concentrate really fucking hard to be "nice" to you then i might end up hunting you down and killing you with a rusty spoon, because that's what you truly deserve.
Me
Do your worst!
ok, sadpunk
you're an old man, and a pervert!
It's funny 'cos it's true!
pick me!
fresh blood
and i come readily self deprecated
ok, jollyrogers
you're about as interesting as a dry-stone wall and stand out as much as a fly on the Gherkin!
That makes me better than you
"bitch"
i lose :(
codswallop
ok
codswallop is a self-infatuated cocksucker!
There's no coming back from that
Yet again, I emerge triumphant.
"pigfoot_"
since when has THIS been going on?
hi
by "hi" i mean "yourself"
woah, steady on
there's some places even this DiSer won't go
what?
he said
woah, steady on
there's some places even this DiSer won't go
alright, cheers
actually if you think about it that coud be a terrible insult
that's true
but i think he was too drunk to mean anything more by it
i was too drunk to mean anything more by it
i actually feel a bit bad for this thread last night :/
sorry everyone!
hi
sigh.
a bored disser on a saturday morning can't even summon up the energy to call me a cunt.
This is a low. i'm off.
You cunt
have i helped?
i don't know
the guy no one likes
and you were threatening yesterday.
nah
WHY
me then.
ok, i'll do you
Ibzo, you fat sack of fat, when I met you you were so nervous of conversation you were like "oh, talk to those DiSers!" really quickly. Is this because you struggle with human interaction because you're so caught up in self-loathing an misanthropy?
3/10, but i can't do better. sorry :(
not bad at all
5/10 for me.
to be fair
that's probably my best so far
i wish i'd thought of this thread before, i feel like the centre of attention!
yourself.
cock off.
ok
brusma, you're a pathetic weed of a man with no sense of hygiene, no ambition and an aversion to razors
howdy
still thinking, sorry
i'm an easy target.
do your best.
you dicksplash
not you fucktherave!
we've already spent about 5 hours throwing insults at eachother.
although actually, i do believe that IS a new one to add to the list. i didn't think that was even possible!
well done x
i suprise myself sometimes :D
didnt mean it though x
ok, bsoucek!
you're a shameless cocktease and you enjoy it more than a sane woman should!
haha, you're probably right as well.
hi!
fucktherave!
you're a show-off egotistical pillock who thought his "crazy" hair made him look special but in reality just made everyone think he was a conceited fuck
christ
you were more hurt by my insult the other day, right?
RIGHT?
you could never hurt me
unless you broke my heart
<3
me plz
but you're my closest DiSer neighbour on last.fm!
hmmm, lemme think
^5
come on, put some effort in!
pfft
the fact your music taste is so close to mine indicates you pretend to be all "alternative" for DiS but really you'd settle for something which has guitars and Johnny Borrell's hard hard cock inside you, you big slut
<3
it's funny because it's true
You so want to be Leo Sayer
you Italian greaseball!
ouch!
come on.
hmm, i'd actually feel a bit bad insulting you
seeing as i've already slagged you off without any motivation and felt like a moron doing so...are you sure you want me to have a go? i will if you so wish...?
nah
i feel we can get along just fine now.
k
gimme a few while i forumalte a probably shit insult then :D
"are you sure you want me to have a go? i will if you so wish...?"
"nah"
oh, i see
oops. sorry! can i rescind that insult there vvv
ok, gggg
you're a smug cockmunch who returns only fleetingly to DiS after having decided that the plebs on this site are below your detailed discussion, and when you did ATP, the thoughts running through your head related to how all the proles on DiS were in the audience were watching, and you were playing, which made you somehow superior.
meh, that's the best i can do, sorry
that was really tame.
Pretty much all the DiSers I saw at ATP were good ones. None of your NWO rubbish.
i wish i could work out what NWO meant
i lose again? :(
New World Order?
New World Order
i see
er....you smell?
that's fucking low.
too far.
sorry
i realise i've gone too far. to get me back, errr....you can insult me?
I'm happy just sitting here being smug.
fair enough
i think everyone is
this is so theraputic, btw
don't be a pussy
BRING IT.
ok, shucks!
you're so socially retarded you got rejected as an outcast by Games Workshop!
^it's funny because it's true!
:D
Bumsra
You bumrush
how did i miss you?
europeancakeghost, you're perenially living in the shadow of more interesting DiSers, the most exciting part of your day is when someone mistakes you for lemonbrickcombo, until they realise lemonbrickcombo could never be THIS DULL
it's funny because it's true
(still, on the flip, this thread defines you further as the DiS equivalent of an inane, middle-aged, somewhat bitter sports pundit)
flattery will get you nowhere
me
he's ignoring you
i thought i told you to go away
you sent me CDs, so i feel a bit mean insult
but i can if you'd like?
ok. insult whiterussian instead
already have
then we're done here
me please.
ok, Kid_A
i notice that you've got a huge long profile page? is this because you're a beluded wanker who believes that everyone who sees one of your posts is that interested in you, because we're not, you human manifestion of a yawn and a snore!
/\ loving your work
the 'human manifestion of a yawn and a snore' line was especially good, bravo!
true, true.
me
go on, i can take it
ZsaZsa!
you're a pretentious snob, but secretly your disgust for the more misogynist/tories on the board is merely a front to hide the fact you secretly want some sexist, bright-blue conservative dick up your arse.
ha ha
spot-on
Narcissism reaches new heights
fair point
too true
please reveal my inner self to me by insulting me, etc
^ this is an easy one
Without resorting to hypocrisy though?
who cares about hypocrisy?
you are a sympathy-fisher of the worst kind, Zapsta! some of us don't even believe that "barmaid" exists, but rather she was a figment of your imagination so you could get sympathy and get a cyber-hug from whiterussian, who you secretly spank the monkey thinking about every night while imagining her in fishing waders and a kilt, while she sings "come and get me, adam, you big hunka hunka burning love"
I didn't want to be insulted :(
shouldn't have posted in this thread then, ha!
NICK
IM FEELING VERY LEFT OUT
ok, i think i've got one!
helene, your raging against DiS perves was just a front to cover for the fact you weren't getting enough attention! you hoped to encourage the weirdoes to message you with disgusting shit so you'd have material to fap off to because your disgusting Encyclopaedia Dramatica stuff just didn't titilate any more
:D
I knew you had it in you.
You wouldn't dare
try me, son. Because I know that you're out shagging while your pregnant girlfriend is trying to raise your grandchildren.
And I feel so iron-clad that my years of shagging married, pregnant, male guests are not going to give you the ammunition to insult me. Do your worst, Bum-ma...
Jeremy Kyle!
you are like Ian Beadie in the book "Boiling A Frog". you present a TV programme to embarrass those who have committed social faux pas to mask your previous failings, from when you were a tabloid journalist who was caught ass-fucking a 17 year-old temp from Croydon who only asked where the paper for the photocopier was, you sick sick fuck!
Temp: Where's the paper?
Kyle: In my ASS!
Listen son,
Where I come from, the word 'photocopier' is code for 'bum me, Jezza'. Other than that, you actually have me spot on. I'll keep quiet for a couple of months. Expect to hear from Nigel Lythgoe at some point though, if he can remember he password that is.
Right Brusma
Kym Ryder is a fat cow, but I don't care, because me and that wonky-nosed bastard Cat Deeley are so busy watching Americans hoying themselves all over the shop on Living TV. That makes me surprisingly large sums of money. There's nothing you can insult about me, not even the fact that my suits match my tans. Aye.
if you want
make it witty and hurtful though. dont waste my time.
witty and hurtful, eh?
well, i don't think i can manage that.
Alvarez, i remember when you sulked after I said you weren't the best Tom on the board.
well this just in, bucko, Tom Whyman is ten times the man you ever will be!
and if that isn't hurtful, then, well, i don't know what is
that's just lies
i can't imagine how glad you are that 17 is legal
you internet predator
you're just jealous
cause i'll always like tom better
yes
i wish i was being stalked by a psycho giant
christ
yeah, i'm obviously stalking you
that's why when i had the chance to say hello to you, i chose not to.
:(
i feel i'm all insulted out now
i'm going to bed to be alone with my internet shame
xxxxxxxxxxxx
hm
thats not what she said.
oh tom
i hate to break this to you
women, yeah, while they might seem like paragons of all that is noble and true and brilliant....sometimes, they just don't tell the truth...and this might be one of those times
i know, i know
yeah
like that time you pretended to be leo sayer in bed and she said you were wonderful.
she said i was wonderful!
this is the happiest day of my life!
nah, i think ive one
youve jumped the shark a bit.
*won
sigh. i couldnt be fucking cool could i. i did all the hard work and i fucking cocked it up.
i've only just jumped the shark
actually, i read an article that was called "has 'jumped the shark' jumped the shark?" which gave me a monumental headache
these insults
are crap.
yeah, i know
i never said they were going to be good insults
yeah, but they're like,
EMBARRASSINGLY bad. i sort of feel sorry for you right now.
i feel sorry for me too
don't worry
me!
totally my biggest challenge of the night
your false modesty pains and insults me, lauren. you feign ignorance while all the dippy boys like Zapsta fawn over you, and you're just stringing them along, playing their feelings and toying with them, giving them hope and despair in equal measure as if you've got some demented DiSGod complex!
i know, that was shit
3/10
the 3 was just for LOL factor, but more efford needed on the research front. you didn't even call me emo. ;)
you're not emo
you're not interesting enough to be emo
HA BURN
since when was being emo related to being interesting?
i think i've lost my rage
:(
oh god, what have i done?
i'm too "nice" to join in the fun :(
i just ruin it.</3
Don't worry
I got an extra insult on your behalf.
so what you're saying is
you're insulted that i applied you fawned over lauren?
OOH BURN
you still haven't really insulted me.
i'm waiting...
i just can't raise the passion to insult any more
i feel a bit burned out. can't you all insult each other amongst yourselves?
p.s. see also:
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3359663#r3359685
:D
so basically i turn an insult thread into a compliment?
pfft
such an ego
<3
sorry.
i didn't mean to drag you into this. it's between me and brusma...
It's okay sweety
x
i'm glad you're not upset
darling x x x
come on, do douchebag
just amass all that pent up hatred you have for me and express it in a snappy 20 word witticism
something like "Brusma is a prick"
erm
sorry, do i know you? are you important enough to be insulted? anyone?
hey Brusma
resentment gives you cancer
No it doesn't
Smoking does though.
nah
urban myth
Hmmm,
Can't believe those political types fleeced me so long. *lights up and lets out 25 years of pent-up smoke-freeness*
^ this is the truth
Hi
I have made 52 posts on this board, so you will have to work as I do with my life, forging something out of nothing.
sorry
i'm all insulted out...you should have gotten here earlier
Nick -
you need to get laid.
x
pfft
i got everything i need at the moment. last night, for example, i had alcohol :/
:D
ME
PICK ME
I don't like you very much
not you
brusma. that stings, man :(
Hey,
take heart that she's probably replying in the wrong place and that that was probably directed at brusma. Hang in there man!
.
http://alexandtia.com/Alex/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/lol_cat_hang_in_there.jpg
sorry
this was a one-night-only thing. hey, i'm pleased that you're cut up about missing out, but i can't just go and insult anyone, any time, on demand. that would be rude!
surely it would be rude to deny my request
punk
so be it
stop trying to insult me and insult me!
i'll do it if you want?
shoot
i only
pretend to like you because you're the most annoying little tosser i've ever had the misfortune of encountering in my entire life and if i didn't concentrate really fucking hard to be "nice" to you then i might end up hunting you down and killing you with a rusty spoon, because that's what you truly deserve.
why do you pretend to like me BECAUSE I'm shit :D
it's all explained in the post
i'd feel bad if it were actually a proper insult <3
<3
This thread is mostly a love in. Excellent.
i'm sorry, i just don't want to insult you
<3
sure you can
you just don't know how it works
i'm not overly bothered
your words say that
your tone says differently
you're right
i'm in tears
it was meant for Brusma :)
x
reply in the right places maz argh
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