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Best police academy character

Gotta be zed, right? Jones is a little bit overrated.

What was the woman with big tits called? Major Guns? She should have been called that if she wasn't.



  • If she was'nt called Major Guns,

    then write a movie based around the trials and tribulations of her adult life.Think "SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER" from Futurama!

    • Commandant Lassard

      • Really?

        He was a poor man's leslie nielson.

        No love for Eugene Tackleberry?

        Or the submissive nerd?

        Hightower?

        The timid woman who then SHOUTED REALLY LOUDLY WHEN YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING IT?

        WAKE UP YOU FUCKS!

  • Eugene Tackleberry

    • absolute gold

      "Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole."

      "Excuse me sir, this is a non-smoking area. I'm gonna' have to ask you to distinguish that cigar. "

    • ^Jacques Santini

      Therefore winner.

  • It is Zed.

    Jones never really did anything.

  • Thoughts?

  • Mahoney, obviously

    Police Academy = Awesome
    Police Academy 2 = Awesome
    Police Academy 3 = Awesome
    Police Academy 4 = Awesome + Tony Hawks
    All subsequent Police Academies = Shit

  • A friend of mine was really tall

    And had really long nipples. He had a tattoo of Hightower on his arm, but he became known to all as Nippletower.

  • Callaghan

    was the woman with big mams.

    Zed was the best though. Followed by Proctor.

    • Which one was Proctor?

      • He was the guy

        who always helped Captain/Lt. Harris in all his scheming etc - basically his dogsbody. I think he was only really in the later films.

  • Captain Mawser.....

    yowsa yowsa.....

  • Zed for sure

    although my last pet hamster was called Hightower (this was quite a few years ago)

  • Zed was the worst character

    by far.

    It's either Mahoney or the womaniser fella who looks a lot like Todd from Scrubs

  • I love Bobcat Goldthwaite

    but I'll have to go with Lassard becasue he's the only person in the world that I can do a passable impression of. Happily it also trebles as a Mr Magoo/Mr Wilson from the American 'Dennis' cartoon. This rarely comes in handy.

  • Hooks.

    Her name was Hooks, right? Mousey/shouty lady. I think she must have been schizophrenic