and my best girlfriend just got off with my best boyfriend. Good times
I also drunkly declared my undying love to the girl of my dreams....bad times
and my best girlfriend just got off with my best boyfriend. Good times
I also drunkly declared my undying love to the girl of my dreams....bad times
good times.
have a beer.
I'm fucked
as it is
Good times
when the day is short
when the nights are long
you should have another beer.
right?
Go ahead
and get yourself another beer mate. Go on!
come onnnnnnn!
come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!
i am also drunk
too much beer
has ruined me already
more beer=bad idea?
nah man
have another!
i wil!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
then the girl of my dreams will love my drunken tesxts even moreb:)
She definitely will!
I'm sure of it
right
i'm gonna text her
ideas please
what will win her heart'
STOP
mehodor! you should be ashamed
why
he seems a wise man of youth and wisdom
definitely!
the text is up to you to figure out though man, good luck!
actually
maybe you shouldn't text and just tell her tomorrow when you're in a more resourceful state eh ;)
^
this
how can i make her like me?
she is the girl of my dreams but i do not want to date-rape her
text her this:
In my drunken state, all i can think about is ridin' your phat ass. Fancy a quickie?
^
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm meeting her tomorrow i can't say that
^
this
hell no
thank me baby
i'm all yours
do just wanna do with my love
MMS!!
yes?
obligatory penis shot
'FRAID NOT
but i told her to listen to the mystery jet's album to get a jist of how i fell about her
i'm not drunk
boring times
^
man the fuck up!
i'm dunk
problem is
realise i really like this girl but slacked her off for my mates tonight
realise i did something a bi stpid sexing someone a few weeks back
have just left m compay so whatever
i love you
i feel a thubder in my heart that i just cab't control