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I'm Drunk

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by kevbizarre

and my best girlfriend just got off with my best boyfriend. Good times

I also drunkly declared my undying love to the girl of my dreams....bad times

kevbizarre | 28 Jun '08, 01:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

good times.

have a beer.


I'm fucked

as it is


Good times


when the day is short

when the nights are long


Go ahead

and get yourself another beer mate. Go on!


come onnnnnnn!

come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!


i am also drunk


too much beer

has ruined me already

more beer=bad idea?


nah man

have another!


i wil!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

then the girl of my dreams will love my drunken tesxts even moreb:)


She definitely will!

I'm sure of it


right

i'm gonna text her

ideas please

what will win her heart'


STOP

mehodor! you should be ashamed


why

he seems a wise man of youth and wisdom


definitely!

the text is up to you to figure out though man, good luck!


actually

maybe you shouldn't text and just tell her tomorrow when you're in a more resourceful state eh ;)


^

this


how can i make her like me?

she is the girl of my dreams but i do not want to date-rape her


text her this:

In my drunken state, all i can think about is ridin' your phat ass. Fancy a quickie?


^

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm meeting her tomorrow i can't say that


^

this


hell no

thank me baby
i'm all yours
do just wanna do with my love


MMS!!

yes?


'FRAID NOT

but i told her to listen to the mystery jet's album to get a jist of how i fell about her


i'm not drunk

boring times


^

man the fuck up!


i'm dunk

problem is

realise i really like this girl but slacked her off for my mates tonight

realise i did something a bi stpid sexing someone a few weeks back

have just left m compay so whatever


i love you

i feel a thubder in my heart that i just cab't control





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