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I have a key and I don't know what it unlocks

Highly exciting yet deeply frustrating.



  • your soul?

  • YOUR HEART?!!?!?!

  • the secret

  • intriguing.

    i think you should go on an epic quest to solve the mystery. and write a novel about it. it could be the key to ANOTHER WORLD. or, y'know, a cupboard.

    • Why are cupboards called cupboards?

      • i dunno, go on a quest to find out.

        and write a novel about it.

      • originally

        it was literally a board or table top type thing that you would place your cups on, probably spelled 'cuppe' from the Old English. then over about 200 years, it developed to include a cabinet for plates, cups, food etc.

  • your chastity belt?

  • are you the keymaster?

  • Is it for one of those red money boxes you can buy in Woolies for a fiver?

    I bet it is.

    Or it's the key to a shed, everyone has an old key to the shed.

    • are we in the future?

      does everyone have sheds? am i the poorest man on earth?

      • Sheds are like tampons these days.

        You might not really need one but they have their uses.

    • we don't have a shed

      but it is like a big proper key

  • If I had such a key

    I would assume that it locks something rather than it unlocks something.

    • profound

    • half empty/half full

      yeah?

      • No, more than that

        You possess a key that you believe will open a gate to a new garden in which to play. I, on the other hand, wish to keep something out.

  • does anyone remember the clark's magic key shoes?

    my god they were awesome.

  • i found a key on the windowsill of a house 3 doors down

    last week, while locked out of my house. and if by some divine intervention it unlocked my front door! good times

    • yet slightly worrying?

  • i was going to go with "MY HEART!!!!!!"

  • I had this problem once

    It took me all day searching but then I found out it just unlocked a window and I was gutted

    • it unlocks 'Magic Doors'

      off the new Portishead album, i think.