Someone just reminded me of 'f-wit' and 'dipstick'.
Any other little gems?
Fudgepacker
buffoon, shirtlifter
I haven't used that insult in at least a decade
thats a good insult
'spoon' and 'windowlicker'
good one. I'll be testing that later on some unsuspecting friend.
Copyright motherfucker!!!
in it's entirety: 'Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger'
your mum shops at netto
that seems to be popular here for some reason.
it was the people whose mums shop at netto who generally say that
is probably my fave.
or "go lick a battery".
crusty old seadog semen face
thanks
I can't remember who used that on here, but it has so much win
cuntbungler
is amazing. Thank you for this.
as in 'go and piss up a rope, fuckstick'
Arseclown
"How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?"
I love that. Use sparingly.
But slightly altered for a more adult audience?
"Could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk"?
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up"
Winner
meaning 'remedial' but also a reference to the mid-80s Man Utd defender
truly, I am a Remi Moses
Did you just call.. 'moi..' dipshit?
"Bloody hell you are more disgusting than an afterbirth supper!"
(supper=with chips)
nafflesack
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Gaylord
Fudgepacker
dunce
buffoon, shirtlifter
I called someone a 'norman' the other day
I haven't used that insult in at least a decade
a joey
thats a good insult
see also:
'spoon' and 'windowlicker'
'windowlicker'
good one. I'll be testing that later on some unsuspecting friend.
jizz luger
I've yet to actually use that.
Copyright motherfucker!!!
yoghurt slinger??
nahh you can have that one
in it's entirety:
'Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger'
your mam wears soverigns & smokes Regal.
also see
your mum shops at netto
that seems to be popular here for some reason.
amazingly
it was the people whose mums shop at netto who generally say that
arse wrangler
is probably my fave.
or "go lick a battery".
rag of shit
crusty old seadog
semen face
'rag of shit' is really excellent
thanks
Fucksponge
I can't remember who used that on here, but it has so much win
ta
^5
wazzock
cuntbungler
wazzock
is amazing. Thank you for this.
I heard someone call Chris Benoit a 'wassock' in Sheffield once
fuckstick
as in 'go and piss up a rope, fuckstick'
thundercunt
^5
also
Arseclown
arsecandle!
salty breath.
sunshine bus passenger
I think someone on here once used
"How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?"
I love that. Use sparingly.
^ as in from Happy Gilmore?
But slightly altered for a more adult audience?
"Could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk"?
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up"
Dooer
Winner
Cancer-stricken entertainer
:(
epic dunderhead
scope
Bird-brain.
Cunt weasel is nice.
Remi Moses
meaning 'remedial' but also a reference to the mid-80s Man Utd defender
*midfielder, I mean
truly, I am a Remi Moses
knob jockey
..Dipshit?
Did you just call.. 'moi..' dipshit?
Feuled by boozed I shouted
"Bloody hell you are more disgusting than an afterbirth supper!"
(supper=with chips)
scrotum pole
nafflesack
Five Penny Twammer
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Turnip