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by Bushido

Someone just reminded me of 'f-wit' and 'dipstick'.

Any other little gems?

Bushido | 02 Jul '08, 16:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Gaylord

Fudgepacker


dunce

buffoon, shirtlifter


I called someone a 'norman' the other day

I haven't used that insult in at least a decade


a joey

thats a good insult


see also:

'spoon' and 'windowlicker'


'windowlicker'

good one. I'll be testing that later on some unsuspecting friend.


I've yet to actually use that.

Copyright motherfucker!!!


nahh you can have that one

in it's entirety:
'Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger'


also see

your mum shops at netto

that seems to be popular here for some reason.


amazingly

it was the people whose mums shop at netto who generally say that


arse wrangler

is probably my fave.

or "go lick a battery".


rag of shit

crusty old seadog
semen face


Fucksponge

I can't remember who used that on here, but it has so much win


ta


^5


wazzock

cuntbungler


wazzock

is amazing. Thank you for this.


fuckstick

as in 'go and piss up a rope, fuckstick'


thundercunt


^5


also

Arseclown


salty breath.


I think someone on here once used

"How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?"

I love that. Use sparingly.


^ as in from Happy Gilmore?

But slightly altered for a more adult audience?

"Could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk"?

"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up"


Dooer

Winner


epic dunderhead


scope


Remi Moses

meaning 'remedial' but also a reference to the mid-80s Man Utd defender


*midfielder, I mean

truly, I am a Remi Moses


knob jockey


..Dipshit?

Did you just call.. 'moi..' dipshit?


Feuled by boozed I shouted

"Bloody hell you are more disgusting than an afterbirth supper!"

(supper=with chips)


scrotum pole

nafflesack





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