In the cupbard beside my front door there are currently twelve torches, three of which have sufficiant working batteries.
In the toolbox there are six packets of those mini screw drivers you get free in Christmas crackers.
And the pairs of scissors in my house are countless. There must be at least thirty.
What houseold items do you have unneccesarily a lot of?
We have about 30 mugs in this house
we've got about 9 bottles of Bleach for some reason
^ that's actually a total lie
Why would you lie about such a thing?
camping equipment
my mum and dad love camping so much they bought a carpet for their tent.a fucking carpet!that defeats the object of camping!
ive just realised this has no relation to the thread
buyt they do have a LOT of camping gear
chairs
there's only 5 of us and we hardly ever have anyone around, yet we have about 20 chairs.
I have so many pairs of knickers and tights
it's actually ridiculous!
Can I have some?
I'm thinking of starting a niche website selling them...
(honest)
Would this be to the japanese?
yep
all of them.
secret admirers
nah, just kidding
red cardigans
posts on dis
Mr Potato Heads & Cd's
scrotal skin
and kinder egg toys
Good combo
Funnily enough...
I once got some scrotal skin in a kinder egg.
chocolate or toy?
Toy
It was rolled up inside the little plastic capsule. Apparently there was 5 to collect.
I got Tudor's sack.
Pubes
see mummy...I'm all grown up.
pegs
thoughts about you
crushes
yes, that is a household item
pennies
and pistachio nut shells
Self-esteem
Wait...
Hairs...
...on my face.
Were you arrested as a result of Operation Ore?
No.
You?
Yes *looks meekly down at shoes*
*palms
I have a lot of work to do, but no inclination to do it.
I am still in work and will be until 7.30, any suggestions for motivation ?
Carrot and stick approach
Give yourself little rewards for working,and when you don't work,beat yourself.
Doesn't work with masochists though...
I do try and employ that tactic
but my self governance is poor. I'm now eating an apple and watching the news. MUST DO WORK.
remote controls.
At this rate I could probably make about 6 megatrons.
Books
There are 9 unread novels on my bedroom floor alone
Me and my dad both have full on OCD about buying books we will never get round to reading
Porn.
Lots and lots of porn.
Clothes as well. Got quite a few of those clothes things. And flying things. I can't stop buying things that are alleged to fly- like polystyrene planes, kites and other such shite. None of which actually flies at all.
i have literally thousands of posters
from the wedgewood rooms in portsmouth all neatly rolled up in the corner of my room :/
can I have some?
Leads.
all over my floor.
Money!
Can I have some?
you'll get what you're given
*Waiting anxiously.*
Anxieties
I mainly have these in my household
Also baking trays. Sometimes I store the anxieties in the baking trays. I find, however, they are not destroyed by heat.
Old football stickers/cards
t-shirts
Paintings
I wish mum and dad would have spent the money on something slightly more exciting. Still an investment for the future I guess..a very boring investment which does not have HD capabilities.
Paintings are a nice thing to have in a house.
I think pretty much all the paintings in my house were done by me or my gran. It'd be nice to have something bit different up though.
more exciting than paintings?
paintings give a house character, i love paintings! i have too many, not enough wall space, but i want to paint/buy more.
I have 6 chopping boards, and 5 colanders. unnecessary....
I find that when I need a chopping board,
I need two or three.
football stickers
which i have absolutely no use for in later life
claw hammers
ladiez
;D
probably screwdrivers too
paintings
sculptures. books.
football programmes
train tickets
1, 2 & 5ps I can't be bothered to take to the bank
empty bags of weed
and CDs obv
i have 8gb of ram :P
:)