i've just not been on enough to work out who the pseudo characters are. and nor shall i be, if this is the case.
what i mean is,
i wont be on long, and not just if they are pseudo characters, just a generic statement...
I'm sorry, I', going to have to ask you to clarify.......
Nice to see you again BTW!
You seemed quite well refreshed, had you been at the Lemsip Max Strength?!
:D
I know that statement didn't even
make much sense to me when I read it back, but I knew what I meant!
Refreshed? You're kidding, right? I was wasted. And if you are implying something else, then no. ...
however, it mighta been the week in the Bahamas that made me look spriteful!
Good to see you again too, Alex. I do hope I wasn't rude. :)
serious lack of punctuation.
"Hi"
Hello
I was built yesterday.
Hello.
x
That is some terrible flirting.
That wasn't flirting.
Noone on to flirt with. So meh.
Hi!
I'm not new but I have been posting a lot, the new people are quite cool and funny I enjoy it. It's better then hearing about coke, babies and child molesting for a change.
"so it is" - you have just reminded me of lolsome physics lessons (Y)
Hello
Do I count?
I've been around for an age, but never posted much.
Thanx
no 4550 and only 171 post
Whiterussian needs to give you some tips
I'm old school tho innit..
Tonight is possible my most proactive day on DiS ever. Clearly I am much too busy normally*
*This is a lie.
this has happened for a while
in terms of DiS i'm a tory. it used be a lot better i think. oh wells.
Hello to you too!
I feel accepted :)
I've only been on here one day, and I already made one forum faux-pas out of only 5 or 6 posts. People here mostly seem nice though.
Sup
Irregular poster me
Mostly when drunk
:D
you're
not new
Never said I was
Just irregular
Like fibre-less bowels....
what was your faux-pas?
tell me about yourself
hmm...
I think I posted something idiotic on some sort of in-joke-mock-thread-thing, and felt a bit out of place. Never mind eh. Not much to tell about me really. I'm from Exeter, which I reckon to be the musical arsehole of England, and I've just finished A-levels. And I joined DiS to try and liven up what is likely to be an inextricably boring summer.
I dispute your claim for exeter as the musical arsehole of England
There is only ever one winner - Peterborough
Maybe,
but Exeter is so up its own arse because Matt Bellamy came from down the road in Teignmouth that it's officially given up spawning any decent new bands. Exception that proves the rule being An Emergency.
...
Sorry, went on a bit of a rant there.
Ranting is good.
You have An Emergency. We have ... no one really. Surely you've got the Cavern in Exeter? that always seemed to get the odd good tour coming through? My brother is at Uni at Plymouth, and he tends to go to gigs in exeter mainly I think
I assure you P-Town is worse. Not that it's a competition of course.
Hi!
What was your faux-pas?
how new is new?
I'M NEW
You've nearly got
2,000 posts.
How is that new?
omeone said i was new last night
i just post a lot
Oh.
O.K. then
you are new though
posts mean jack, see colesy ^ number 4550! old skool, too_black_too_strong 57571 though that is a new accout but old poster ;)
Cool
How am I doing so far?
you doing a joke at me sir?
i am beginning to feel paranoid
nah
you're just someone else. pretending to be new.
sorry, i'm new here so i don't know,
are you always a huge twat?
^^really not new at all.
why?
he is new
IZ IN THE NO
NOT NEW^
Hmmmmm...
Huge twat.
Oh and,
on here, pretty much, yes.
why am i not new?
because you have another account?
what other account?
he doesn't
he's a student who came back from uni and like many students on here at this time is able to manek quite a lot of posts etc
and i no him and have been on here longer than he has
Hi
i may not be new but my moves are as fresh as ever.
Hi!
hi!
you're not new!
:( I'm old
you're not old
you're younger than me
Age is a state of mind.
Hi.
Not new, just started posting regularly.
Hello there
I remember meeting you now.
does this mean i've advanced to toddler status now?
:D
That means you get to eat the metaphorical crayons!
and then you burp me.
(thanks in advance)
I'm imagining you coughing up a bit of crayon now.
It's a blue one.
Nice.
Does she have
blue tongue?
BLUE TONGUE!!
(geddit?...)
I see what you did there.
Though I think Blue Tongue is a disease spread via ticks that only affects animals with hooves.
or..
i'm a lizard.
I certainly wasn't implying
that she's an animal with hooves. Too much Shiraz, maybe
i definitely would not have gone for the blue one first
but then maybe thats why it came up first.
keep going. there's more.
I wonder whats worse to eat?
Crayons or lego?
lego
^^ speaking from experience
yep
i once tried to swallow one of those little lego people.
my so called friend wanted to take him home. so i tried to eat him.
From experience?
i was a pro at eating play doh though.
damn that stuff was good.
I always found it a bit salty
for my tastes.
Do kids still have play doh these days? I can remember all of ours getting mushed up so it ended up being just one brownish purple colour.
yeah i had a salt-tooth
never was one for the sweet-tooth.
is it weird that i used to suck on seatbelts in the car when i was little cos they tasted nice?
that's weird isn't it?
it's weird.
my mum used to make our play doh from scratch.
it tasted better then that shop bought crap any day. also it was cheaper to replace cos i used to eat so much of it. ha ha
ergh....
that stuff was awful! i mean i loved playing with it, but if you then ate something afterwards, it was awful!
ok so we've established i was completely
WEIRD as a toddler. i ate ants as well. oh no i'm a freak :(
teehee
i'm still foetal, not going on post counts, just the fact that i didn't really recognise any of the usernames.
Hello
I'm not new, but we can pretend.
Hello Nick!
There's lots of people called Nick on here, actually
I'm clearly the most awesome though.
I can't answer that!
I like all the other Nicks too!
Nicks in order:
TheSoundOfBastards
Nick Frost (I forgive him for Hyperdrive)
Nick from The Apprentice
Do they all post on here??!?
Well, I've convinced myself I'm the most awesome.
hi
how long is it before people start responding to threads that one starts?
A few months I think.
start one
i will reply
i reply to most posts
because i don't like seeing a sad 0. and i'm boring
i'm often told i am boring
on here. more like bored.
maybe it's because you're lame to people
no,
i'm not really. general concensus is that people are lame to me.
it must just be a coincidence aye?
and if more than one person doesnt like you it probably means they're all the same person?
rrrrriiiiiight then.....
anyway
just ask rocknrollmassacre and stop being a cock
:D
you just seem really moody. more moody than most 'new' users. here, have your dummy back.
maybe that's cos the new users haven't encountered you much yet
<<<chill the fuck out police>>>>>
have arrived.
soz boss
go and flail your limbs in a field.
you'll feel better..
the reason I think you're not so new
is because you seem to have a massive boat in your ear with me.....just for saying you're not new. If you really ARE new and you're getting so arsey over something so little, then it's fucking hilarious. You'd think I'd just rammed a hot poker up your arse, the way you're responding. All's I said was that you're not new. And I've not been off to anyone else either....so your statement is unjust.
poker up arse
made me all hot....
you were off to me the first couple of times i posted
and you keep saying i'm the daily bumbler, and that me/him/us posted about you on the on the sun website,
anyway i think you missed the chill the fuck out police
i just want everyone to be happy... :(
oh fuck. i have turned into a hippy.
GET OUT
:)
nah, I'm fairly chilled out, didn't miss them.
I think I accused a lot of people that I didn't recognise of doing that. I only did it once, though. I don't "keep" doing it. And I know you're not him now.
you were doing it in this thread
accusing you of being the dailybumbler?
no, i wasnt. i just said you didn't seem new. and might have another account. i had totally forgotten about pointing an accusatory finger at you, and suffice to say, i know you and him aren't the same person. he seems to have a sense of humour.
nothing you're saying is funny
touche...
who are you?
that's the wrong question
what's the right question?
wrong again
whats up with you?
: (
awww
it was only a film quote! and i got carried away....
but seriously, who am i?!
how am i supposed to interpret that?!!
was it from a mafia film?
i can imagine someone in a suit saying that with a stony expression on their face. i'm just getting paranoid about people having a go lol , sorry!
horror film.
but yeah, welcome to DiS anyways.. sorry if you haven't been extended a big warm fuzzy greeting with cuddles thus far!
ps. i am not the mafia but i do eat blue crayons. apparently.
hahaha
i'm not sure if that makes you a mafioso? but thank you very much for being so nice! and DiS is very good
excellent.
the mafioso's work is clearly done, i shall hence forth be sponsored by the letter zZzZzZzzzZZZzzzz..... Good night squire.
hahahaha
goodnight!!
G'night,
by the way. Hope your summer posting days on DiS are filled with Joy etcetera etcetera.
I'm off to dream about moths. Or something.
I remember when it was all fields 'round 'ere
:D
Hi.
I think I've read something in a thread about you, actually
O rly?
Yep,
something about "where is Anschul". I think..
sounds fascinating
link?
someone posted that picture of
you bottom recently. It was appreciated.
I've put on loads of weight recently
:(
a bit of weight only does good things
to a nice arse, don't worry
unless you now weigh 20 stone or something, then maybe it might do bad things to a nice arse :(
actually the arse is still peachy
just a few extra folds here and there
I gave up smoking y'see
I actually gained 15 kilos in 2 months but then spring and summer came so it began to ease off and spread around the body
I'm 86 kg (down from 90)
I don't know what that is in old money
aren't you quite tall though?
sounds about right! Unless you're my height, in which case: fatty ;)
HAI GUISE!
'New' O RLY?
maybe
i've just not been on enough to work out who the pseudo characters are. and nor shall i be, if this is the case.
what i mean is,
i wont be on long, and not just if they are pseudo characters, just a generic statement...
I'm sorry, I', going to have to ask you to clarify.......
Nice to see you again BTW!
You seemed quite well refreshed, had you been at the Lemsip Max Strength?!
:D
I know that statement didn't even
make much sense to me when I read it back, but I knew what I meant!
Refreshed? You're kidding, right? I was wasted. And if you are implying something else, then no. ...
however, it mighta been the week in the Bahamas that made me look spriteful!
Good to see you again too, Alex. I do hope I wasn't rude. :)
serious lack of punctuation.
"Hi"
Hello
I was built yesterday.
Hello.
x
That is some terrible flirting.
That wasn't flirting.
Noone on to flirt with. So meh.
Hi!
I'm not new but I have been posting a lot, the new people are quite cool and funny I enjoy it. It's better then hearing about coke, babies and child molesting for a change.
I thank you new people for distracting me.
THAT'S ALRIGHT
distracting you from
coke, babies and child molesting?
Damn straight!
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Nice
"I Like"
i'M SO FUCKING STOOPID
i've been stuck on this for too long!
I just read the small letters in the end
Fail to yesiamaduck for thinking there's spaces
Coke, babies and child molesting??
Dag-nabbit, I've missed some top quality interweb conversation there...
I'm sure you didn't miss it.
You're probably right,
I only like one of those three things after all.
Hi!
Do you really live in London,or are you being ironic?
If you're being ironic,I <3 you
She lives in Milton Keynes
the roundabout of london
not this again!!!
^^not really new then
before you nOOb
pwn, epic win!
bf
kthnxbye
!!!111???:D:D:D:D
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!11111111
meh
^^clearly a double bluff question
I'm so confused
*buries head in hands
Well,
in that case, no. I'm not from London. I'm not even English.
They're probably not new
just old users that have changed their usernames to confuse us. It seems to be the fashion at the moment. We should have a new username amnesty.
YOU'RE WRONG
i know,
having an amnesty is going a bit far, eh
YOU'RE WRONG
no
YOU ARE
NO
he is new
we did, were you not informed?
as a new person
has dis always been this wanky (circle jerk) every other thread or is it a recent surge?
nah, thats the night shift
oh and the day shift to.
so to answer your question: yes.
has been like this for a while i think.
Pretty much
hi emmi &%z
hey -
you're not new..
i thought i might have slipped
thru the net....
bdm TSH.
would you like this?
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
hahahah
too true
TWO*
gahh -
so it is
:)
"so it is" - you have just reminded me of lolsome physics lessons (Y)
Hello
Do I count?
I've been around for an age, but never posted much.
Thanx
no 4550 and only 171 post
Whiterussian needs to give you some tips
I'm old school tho innit..
Tonight is possible my most proactive day on DiS ever. Clearly I am much too busy normally*
*This is a lie.
this has happened for a while
in terms of DiS i'm a tory. it used be a lot better i think. oh wells.
Hello to you too!
I feel accepted :)
I've only been on here one day, and I already made one forum faux-pas out of only 5 or 6 posts. People here mostly seem nice though.
Sup
Irregular poster me
Mostly when drunk
:D
you're
not new
Never said I was
Just irregular
Like fibre-less bowels....
what was your faux-pas?
tell me about yourself
hmm...
I think I posted something idiotic on some sort of in-joke-mock-thread-thing, and felt a bit out of place. Never mind eh. Not much to tell about me really. I'm from Exeter, which I reckon to be the musical arsehole of England, and I've just finished A-levels. And I joined DiS to try and liven up what is likely to be an inextricably boring summer.
I dispute your claim for exeter as the musical arsehole of England
There is only ever one winner - Peterborough
Maybe,
but Exeter is so up its own arse because Matt Bellamy came from down the road in Teignmouth that it's officially given up spawning any decent new bands. Exception that proves the rule being An Emergency.
...
Sorry, went on a bit of a rant there.
Ranting is good.
You have An Emergency. We have ... no one really. Surely you've got the Cavern in Exeter? that always seemed to get the odd good tour coming through? My brother is at Uni at Plymouth, and he tends to go to gigs in exeter mainly I think
I assure you P-Town is worse. Not that it's a competition of course.
Hi!
What was your faux-pas?
how new is new?
I'M NEW
You've nearly got
2,000 posts.
How is that new?
omeone said i was new last night
i just post a lot
Oh.
O.K. then
you are new though
posts mean jack, see colesy ^ number 4550! old skool, too_black_too_strong 57571 though that is a new accout but old poster ;)
Cool
How am I doing so far?
you doing a joke at me sir?
i am beginning to feel paranoid
nah
you're just someone else. pretending to be new.
sorry, i'm new here so i don't know,
are you always a huge twat?
^^really not new at all.
why?
he is new
IZ IN THE NO
NOT NEW^
Hmmmmm...
Huge twat.
Oh and,
on here, pretty much, yes.
why am i not new?
because you have another account?
what other account?
he doesn't
he's a student who came back from uni and like many students on here at this time is able to manek quite a lot of posts etc
and i no him and have been on here longer than he has
Hi
i may not be new but my moves are as fresh as ever.
Hi!
hi!
you're not new!
:( I'm old
you're not old
you're younger than me
Age is a state of mind.
Hi.
Not new, just started posting regularly.
Hello there
I remember meeting you now.
does this mean i've advanced to toddler status now?
:D
That means you get to eat the metaphorical crayons!
and then you burp me.
(thanks in advance)
I'm imagining you coughing up a bit of crayon now.
It's a blue one.
Nice.
Does she have
blue tongue?
BLUE TONGUE!!
(geddit?...)
I see what you did there.
Though I think Blue Tongue is a disease spread via ticks that only affects animals with hooves.
or..
i'm a lizard.
I certainly wasn't implying
that she's an animal with hooves. Too much Shiraz, maybe
i definitely would not have gone for the blue one first
but then maybe thats why it came up first.
keep going. there's more.
I wonder whats worse to eat?
Crayons or lego?
lego
^^ speaking from experience
yep
i once tried to swallow one of those little lego people.
my so called friend wanted to take him home. so i tried to eat him.
From experience?
i was a pro at eating play doh though.
damn that stuff was good.
I always found it a bit salty
for my tastes.
Do kids still have play doh these days? I can remember all of ours getting mushed up so it ended up being just one brownish purple colour.
yeah i had a salt-tooth
never was one for the sweet-tooth.
is it weird that i used to suck on seatbelts in the car when i was little cos they tasted nice?
that's weird isn't it?
it's weird.
my mum used to make our play doh from scratch.
it tasted better then that shop bought crap any day. also it was cheaper to replace cos i used to eat so much of it. ha ha
ergh....
that stuff was awful! i mean i loved playing with it, but if you then ate something afterwards, it was awful!
ok so we've established i was completely
WEIRD as a toddler. i ate ants as well. oh no i'm a freak :(
teehee
i'm still foetal, not going on post counts, just the fact that i didn't really recognise any of the usernames.
Hello
I'm not new, but we can pretend.
Hello Nick!
There's lots of people called Nick on here, actually
I'm clearly the most awesome though.
I can't answer that!
I like all the other Nicks too!
Nicks in order:
TheSoundOfBastards
Nick Frost (I forgive him for Hyperdrive)
Nick from The Apprentice
Do they all post on here??!?
Well, I've convinced myself I'm the most awesome.
hi
how long is it before people start responding to threads that one starts?
A few months I think.
start one
i will reply
i reply to most posts
because i don't like seeing a sad 0. and i'm boring
i'm often told i am boring
on here. more like bored.
maybe it's because you're lame to people
no,
i'm not really. general concensus is that people are lame to me.
it must just be a coincidence aye?
and if more than one person doesnt like you it probably means they're all the same person?
rrrrriiiiiight then.....
anyway
just ask rocknrollmassacre and stop being a cock
:D
you just seem really moody. more moody than most 'new' users. here, have your dummy back.
maybe that's cos the new users haven't encountered you much yet
<<<chill the fuck out police>>>>>
have arrived.
soz boss
go and flail your limbs in a field.
you'll feel better..
the reason I think you're not so new
is because you seem to have a massive boat in your ear with me.....just for saying you're not new. If you really ARE new and you're getting so arsey over something so little, then it's fucking hilarious. You'd think I'd just rammed a hot poker up your arse, the way you're responding. All's I said was that you're not new. And I've not been off to anyone else either....so your statement is unjust.
poker up arse
made me all hot....
you were off to me the first couple of times i posted
and you keep saying i'm the daily bumbler, and that me/him/us posted about you on the on the sun website,
anyway i think you missed the chill the fuck out police
i just want everyone to be happy... :(
oh fuck. i have turned into a hippy.
GET OUT
:)
nah, I'm fairly chilled out, didn't miss them.
I think I accused a lot of people that I didn't recognise of doing that. I only did it once, though. I don't "keep" doing it. And I know you're not him now.
you were doing it in this thread
accusing you of being the dailybumbler?
no, i wasnt. i just said you didn't seem new. and might have another account. i had totally forgotten about pointing an accusatory finger at you, and suffice to say, i know you and him aren't the same person. he seems to have a sense of humour.
nothing you're saying is funny
touche...
who are you?
that's the wrong question
what's the right question?
wrong again
whats up with you?
: (
awww
it was only a film quote! and i got carried away....
but seriously, who am i?!
how am i supposed to interpret that?!!
was it from a mafia film?
i can imagine someone in a suit saying that with a stony expression on their face. i'm just getting paranoid about people having a go lol , sorry!
horror film.
but yeah, welcome to DiS anyways.. sorry if you haven't been extended a big warm fuzzy greeting with cuddles thus far!
ps. i am not the mafia but i do eat blue crayons. apparently.
hahaha
i'm not sure if that makes you a mafioso? but thank you very much for being so nice! and DiS is very good
excellent.
the mafioso's work is clearly done, i shall hence forth be sponsored by the letter zZzZzZzzzZZZzzzz..... Good night squire.
hahahaha
goodnight!!
G'night,
by the way. Hope your summer posting days on DiS are filled with Joy etcetera etcetera.
I'm off to dream about moths. Or something.
I remember when it was all fields 'round 'ere
:D
Hi.
I think I've read something in a thread about you, actually
O rly?
Yep,
something about "where is Anschul". I think..
sounds fascinating
link?
someone posted that picture of
you bottom recently. It was appreciated.
I've put on loads of weight recently
:(
a bit of weight only does good things
to a nice arse, don't worry
unless you now weigh 20 stone or something, then maybe it might do bad things to a nice arse :(
actually the arse is still peachy
just a few extra folds here and there
I gave up smoking y'see
I actually gained 15 kilos in 2 months but then spring and summer came so it began to ease off and spread around the body
I'm 86 kg (down from 90)
I don't know what that is in old money
aren't you quite tall though?
sounds about right! Unless you're my height, in which case: fatty ;)
I have socks that are taller than you
or something
self-lol
google search for 'tall sock'
=
http://www.supersexysockmonkeys.com/assets/sssm_girl_5.jpg
:D
amazing
my slight return has been worthwhile
i have no idea where that link would be,
sorry.
It was quite a few weeks back. Have you not posted in ages or something?
I quit about a year ago
I think a few people thought I was making a big drama but I wasn't really, I chose my moment to withdraw and bade my farewell
i read anschluss at first
i can't believe i spelt that wrong
too many years ive done hitler
Am I new?
Do I get a "Hi" ?
Hello!
Hi
Thanks :)
hi
you have the same name as my brother. i bet you find that fascinating...
I do.
Say "hi" to Jack from me.
Would I be considered new?
when did you start?
1846
Nuh...it was in May.
grandad
I Love Grandads
They boil-wash their pants.
do you feel new?
yeah. I suppose.
Well,
you're new then.
pow pow
Hello
atmos in this place is decent
might stay a while
come back in the day
it gets better :)
no. Night shift is better.
agreed
i haven't seen a good day shift yet
have i been unlucky?
i think you'll find that actually
i'm right :P
I like the sertious debate of the day shift.
But the jokes full flat. Day-shift jollity is like swigging from a cup full of pennies.
you really are
the metaphor man
Could be branded with a worse pseudonym.
TheDailyBummer
or TheRayleighMumbler
I live in Rayleigh...and I mumble. True story.
Like 'Pike-Eyed Patrick''
OH HAI!
I'm new and stuff.
Hmm
Some gobby people with nothing to say and saying it badly.
me?
ignore traynor
its just his way
i'd like to know if your're this much of a prick IRL
i guess i'll never know.
*you're
*angry face*
^nelly
I probably fall into this....
thought i'd better make the effort pre/post Zonino!
im only fairly new
Hello!
Hi there
I've already managed to make 2 NBFs
Make that three!
Oh yes
I'm not new, really. I just posted more yesterday than I ever have before.
And my boss isn't in today or next week so expect to see a lot more of me.
S'up
I loiter frequently