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by fihiki

(Apart from http://drownedinsound.com/user/view/30343 lolololololol)

I start with: TETRIS FAN-FICTION.
http://www.fanfiction.net/game/Tetris/

fihiki | 02 Jul '08, 23:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I <3 TETRIS.

I'm well good at it. I've seen the rocket.


Okay

how in the HELL do u do a fan fic about blocks?

HOW!

What fucking nerds drinking gallons of oveltine whilst building a model out of tetrextons who one day dreams to build a house which dissapears collum by collum if he feels a collum does something like this... i will read one though report back later


..

Out of all Video Games I think, that none,

is as fun as Tetris!

Tis the only place I know of where

geometry is fun for everyone!

Tis also the place where they can get

lost in math! and with every right it is!

Tis the only game that we can all enjoy ourselves and

and suffer Tetris effect together!

kill me now


?

Out of all Video Games I think, that none,

is as fun as Tetris!

Tis the only place I know of where

geometry is fun for everyone!

Tis also the place where they can get

lost in math! and with every right it is!

Tis the only game that we can all enjoy ourselves and

and suffer Tetris effect together!

Oh, how The Machines always thinks they can outdo Tetris!

Oi! but they're always provin' wrong!

For we the common folk know that no puzzle game can defeat Tetris!

The same Machine who made Tetris thought he could

out do himself with Welltris, Wordtris, and Hattris!

Ha! Don't me laugh!

Out of all the classics, some of which are Tetris Attack, Dr. Mario, Yoshi, Klax...

none of them can compare!

A Machine from the USA thought they could compete

by naming Panel de Pon Tetris Attack!

Oi! How they were provin' wrong!

And what about new wannabes like Meteos, Polarium, and Trioncube?

Ha! Don't make me laugh!

For Tetris, is the greatest puzzle game and is the king of it forever!

So, the question is, my friends...

when will they learn?


fan fic:

i literally can't believe i never went through a phase of writing fan fiction. it's so me i hurts. i wouldn't write it about tetris though.


i feel like this too

do you want to start a joint one somewhere?


yes pls

i think would prob write it about barr getting off with owen pallett. is that ok?


Reading that actually made

my heart skip a beat.
(LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)


I can't even decide which one is more handsome :(

Probably Owen Pallett. With the brown hair. I liked the brown hair.


barr is fitter cos owen is too short

[the percentage of my posts on dis that solely consist of me complaining about short men = about 67%]


Is Owen Pallett short?!?1?!1/1?1

WHAT?
Like, under six foot?
I swear he's significantly taller than me (5'9)
:(((((


Yuh

He's like 6'2 or something. Taller than me, for definite.


OH WOW

that's made me so happy. him and brendan are about the same height then. perfect for hot gay snogging.


Yeah... whenever he's walked past me

slash I've stood around and stared at him, he's seemed of above average height.

This guy who I think was probably most definitely his boyfriend is/was pretty short.

(This is top 10 one of the lamest things I've ever typed.)


His boyfriend is quite short.

I SO have Owen Pallett's phone number :x


HEY!

SHUT UP!


I don't know if that was like:

"OMG, shut UP!", surprise.
or
"actually be quiet".
Eitherway, I'll actually be quiet.


It was a

"your bragging about having Owen Pallett's phone number is like sticking a searing hot sword of jealousy in my bosom" SHUT UP.
Actually, I change my nomination from Tetris fan-fiction to my posts in this thread.

I'm not actually such a massive fan-girl in general :(((((

Anyway, feel free to carry on. I want to know more.


I'm ashamed of myself.

I'll save it for an autobiography.


gareth,

you're the worst person alive, i think.


I'm sorry.

I'm bored.


did i just reply in the wrong place?

i think that's the first time i ever did it. i'm too excited about this fan fic. SOZ FIONA.


oh, i didn't

PANIC OVER


i have barr's phone number

and i know what notebooks he buys from muji


its totally like his ENGLISH pay as you go number or something

lol

BUT NEXT TIME HE'S HERE. and to think i felt close to him just cos i buy the same notebooks. now i get to watch him kiss owen.


shit maybe im wrong??

i thought he was titchy.


OMG

i was totally gonna say 'LET'S WRITE ABOUT BARR', and i have no idea why.

also, i have a blog address we could WELL USE FOR THIS.


oh man

mine looks really inferior now.


its probably a bit snappier...?

[pls can we actually do this]


-

I found something that was pretty much slash fiction written about me once. I would love to have slash fiction written about me. So, so bad.


you're

an attention seeker, that's what.


dont worry

if there was fan fic about me on the internet i'd probably put it as my "signature" in my emails.


to be fair

he's about as lame as the comic.


oh god qc oh god oh god oh god

fuck you qc fuck you FUCK YOU.


The comic itself is ok

The music forum however, is amazing.


QC makes me hate myself

for still reading it.


I read that as 'Terris fan fiction'

now that would have been bad.


*face palms

*rubs eyes
*face palms again
*goes and lies down for a while in fits of hilarity


EXACTLY!


I think the fanfic re-imagining of Jesus Christ Superstar

using animals from different CGI folms is worse.
As Jesus? "Alex the lion from Madagascar or someone younger than him."


the lamest thing on my internet

is people doubting my personality : (


that Marxist critique of Tetris

is possibly the bestworst thing I've ever read


the whole of the internet's shit and useless.

there are a few things i like, obviously, but it's all pretty lame. Computers are the worst invention ever. Pretty much everyone's either anti-social or big fat heads with sausage fingers. It's absolutely unproductive.


oh my god that is amazing

i've only ever looked at the Harry Potter fanfiction, i didn't realise there was this whole other world!


There's none rated R though

how disappointing


You might as well have just shot me through the heart

I'm going to go and cry myself to sleep.


from me and twentynine

http://www.londonladsfeet.co.uk/html/richie.html

if you ever find anything as lame as this id like to see it.


you can buy his sweaty socks!

"i can wear them for a week or longer if you like..."

ewww.


presumably...

...this isn't a thread about amputees?





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