when he interviews the paedophile and lists of a load of names for paedos like 'nonce and 'arse-badger' etc and then the paedo goes 'yes well at the end of the day, its just another form of racism'

LOL

But the twisted brain-wrong of a one-off man mental is quite another.

¨Has Michael Nyman ever written a spherical song?¨ ¨I think he´s come close.¨

¨All the history books will quite simply say John Major punched the queen, everything else will be a footnote.¨

if I could accurately recall any of the things that are gay, I would laugh, and then write them.

me laugh as much as the first time I saw the Alan Partridge's Road To 94 goal montages.

Which is a bit embarrassing. I'd like to say it was one of the really clever bits, but it's that. Take that out and it could be one of 50-odd almost-equally-as-amazing things.

and on tonight's programme, john fashanu'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3BO6GP9NMY&feature=related

"On the front line and in your face"

"Like some CRAZY TROJAN"

You are a piece of shit on my shoe. Lick yourself off. Lick yourself off my shoe... No, don't actually do it! Where's your self re-cocking-spect?

"Fold it properly!"

to lose his virginity to one of London't many whore dogs..

was the idiot MP who described the programme as 'Unspeakably sick'.

question: Have you seen it?
her: ummmm. No.

in ¨his home constituency of Tray.¨

Self-styled King of 'Nu-Ass' music, dates girls as young as 7.

The entire WAR episode.

"Good to see the deaf catered for at these events"

Yells Portillo.

no thanks, i don't use a horse.

Do you fancy my son? Urgh, no not really.

Robo-pleagic wrongcock

not some two-bit peep show in Rio de Janerio!"

About 200 of us. 200 vicars all going "mmmmmmmmmmmm"

This is the newwwwwwwwwwwwwwws!

'i just don't fancy him'

THE PAEDOPH - ISLES

it looks like it's flowing normally, but that's because we reversed the footage."

"An old man stands naked in front of a mirror, eating soup; He is a fool."

"A man sees God, in his car; he crashes"

News! London Underground say they may have to close the underground system due to an infestation of horses. A report described the conditions in the equine plague as "like an abattoir in a power cut."

And what the drivers fear most of all is a head-on collision with a blind tube mare!

says Portillo

"The evil in our relationship remains a paradox. If you plot "number of animals abused" against "what makes people cruel" versus "intelligence of either party", the pattern is so unreadable, you might as well draw in a chain of fox-heads on sticks. And if you do that, an interesting thing happens - the word "cruel" starts flashing. So, are we cruel to hunt foxes?"

"You're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak"

"News felch!"

Muslims. Muslims!!!

...during the next ad break can we get him removed?"

the postman was just at the door when "this man is having sex with a 10 year old" was said on Paedogeddon. i think police may be arriving soon.

anyway, "Preconstruction" is the funniest thing on this show and anyone who thinks otherwise is a fuckspanner.

I have to phone my latest girlfriend and fire her
And find a prostitute that looks just like you and hire her
Oh me, oh Myra

when the newsreader basically gets the two diplomats to announce war on each other, and then the studio goes into WAR MODE. Superb.

UNBELEIVABLE KRIMEWAVE

this thread has made me officelol so much

horserider is pretty incredible. And the bureau de change. And the whole of the rest of the programme.

Shatner's Bassoon.
"WHERE'S YOUR SELF RE-COCKING-SPECT?"