and i am as young and fresh as a tiny baby turtle.

the cup of tea my dad brought me in bed today was SOOOOO lovely. it was really fragrant and tea-y

and they all make you angry.

Say things are "rare" as in "oh it's rare good that"
thinking that cloud will "burn off"
Complain about everyone because I hate them all.

Losing my temper at male anti ageing cream adverts.

Losing my temper at cars turning into robot adverts.

whose members are younger than me

playing football in front of my flat.

having a 'funny' hip

the fact that I was born in the 70s

- looking at the pop charts or watching the mtv2 chart
- making involuntary groaing noises when i sit down or stand up

...and there's the parent telling the teenager how he/she is too young to do adult things and the fact that I now agree with the authority figure. Yes teenagers ARE too young.

Multi-coloured Nu rave hoodies
Emo
Skins
Being older than a lot of policemen

kind of noise when sitting down.

Letting out an uncomfortable "Eaarrrrgh" kind of noise when bending over (steady).

my poor prostate

and briefly doing a little jump at the thought that it must be some sort of alien machina brought here from space, but then realising no: it really is just a portable telecommunications devise.

Describing non-horsedrawn transport as ¨unholy¨.

All I kept thinking was how young they all were and what would their parents think if they saw them behave like that.
OLD!

because it reminds you of how fast time is slipping away, and how you´re wasting your life.

Sitting outside URBIS on a Saturday.

FESTIVAL

getting my trolley, and standing in line outside the post office. before it opens.

about being up late.

i'm young

I loved 1993

putting a tartan blanket over just my legs.
TV/dinner trays.
combining both of the above.

and meeting up with old friends who are either engaged, have a kid, or both

hip giving me jip
looking at a 16 year old girl and thinking 'yeah, she's hott' then realising im 5 years older than her.

love songs is by Andy White called 'The Whole Love Story. I used to dayfream with it. It came out in 1989. 19 YEARS AGO.
No. It cannot be.

or remember Twin Tub Washers/Mangles/wash day.

seeing kids have fun in general makes me feel old. i wish i was 15/16 NOW. Everything seems much faster / happenin'. i was such a n00b when i was 15 / 16. didn't have all these groups n' shit. you either played footie or you didn't! that was only 4/ 5 years ago! Buuuuuuuuuuuurhhhhhhh.