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why did ronald mcdonald have sex with his sister?

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by ZsaZsaGaBoring

because all those years of eating junk food left him with impaired judgement

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ZsaZsaGaBoring | 03 Jul '08, 16:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

how do you made a hormone




kick her in the stomach


<3

Neil Hamburger, right?


why is santas sack so full?

he only comes once a year


yeah!

why did the fruit vendor have the banana arrested?

because he grabbed her pear?


oh joe already said that

maybe you have just become really funny


!


don't be shocked

gaz is just RUDE


I hope you said that

in the manner of one of those girls on the bus


"He's just RUDE"

what, those little black girls that scare you?


gaz is proper hard.

it's only the girls with chains who scare him.


she was massive

I suppose you would have duffed her up good and proper?
I should only throw cans at girls I can have in a fight.


i doubt i would have thrown a can at her in the first place.

you do know that overall i admire you for this.


thanks

I was being light-hearted


i'm sick.

i can't tell anymore.


lol

sorry for laughing about that


actually, you're L-Rude - how can a kid from suburbs have a flow like that?

http://cdbaby.com/cd/lrude

"This CD is like a pumpkin muffin sitting on the shelf,unknown but bursting with new flavor. Once the right bluberry muffin comes along and rocognizes this, all the muffins on the shelf, including apple, will want mor"

Let me grab you a drink and get you lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
in the back of my coupe in your favorite position,
Lrude be be, I'm so rude be be, your going down be be

First thing , I grab her a drink
A couple more, she aint even talking bout her boyfriend
That's the rule, never assume it
Just cuz she ain't single, doesn't mean she won't do it
Ya girl ,i ain't calling you a slut
Just cuz we hooked up, we can say we were drunk
" You guys hooked up" , " ya i was drunk"
" You guys fucked", " Ya i was drunk"
Tell you the truth, we were way wasted
That's the trick I use, and that's how u play it
Come on girl ,you can't say it ain't fear
What's fear?, with the clothes you wear
I can see your thong underwear, and that's dick teasing,
Better get up on your knees, and start dick pleasing,
If your Conscious in question, still ain't leaving
Take a couple more shots to wash down those reasons

Let me grab you a drink and get you lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
in the back of my coupe in your favorite position,
Lrude be be, I'm so rude be be, your going down be be

Second verse ,and she still ain’t lifted
Same wine cooler, and she’s babysipping,
Me, rude’s in the opposite position,
Any party I attend, I’m heavily drinking,
Ya girl, you know what I be thinking,
Hope you drive stick, cuz I’ll have that ass shifting
Ya, up on the dancefloor,
Will tag along, once I have a few more
I’ll admit, I ain’t the best dancer
That’s why Bacardi, is the best answer
Cuz Rude, gets crazy drunk
Every weekend, of every month,
That’s right, we both should get loose
My number one choice, is the Grey Goose
I guess I’m, a fan of the hard liquor
Only alcohol, that warms you up quicker

Let me grab you a drink and get you lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
Let me grab you a drink and get you Lifted
in the back of my coupe in your favorite position,
Lrude be be, I'm so rude be be, your going down be be

BARCARDI


:D

the cover art is excellent


i'm liking his little hanky

he probably got it from the streetwear collection in Madhouse


Why did the fat man jump in front of a train?

Because he had horribly depressing life


^ lol

fat.


why did the washing machine laugh?

because he took the piss out of the pants


i thought the answer was

"she was really hott"


^


there's a Girl, a Toaster, a Washing Machine and a Dish Washer

Which is the odd one out?

the Toaster, because it doesn't leak when it's fucked.


if i fucked a toaster

it'd probably leak cum too


He's got a point

and a flamegrilled cock.


how do you make a snooker table laugh?

put your hands in its pockets and tickle its balls


Interestingly,

this works well with men also!


whats the difference between michael jackson and a carrier bag?

one is plastic and a danger to children and the other you put your shopping in


What did Michael Jackson ask Gary Glitter...

Have you got the time please mate?


Q. What's the difference between Lily Allen?

A. Kick her tits off.





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