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Yeah, cause DiS is notoriously patriotic
Nah, I kind of meant in the sense that
some people would take the video seriously and say stuff like "Urgh he keeps confusing England and Great Britain, Americans are so fucking stupid, George Bush is a twat" etc
I don't think there are many people
who would fail to see that's satire, though. chris_is_cool at the outside...
No, i'm with you on this
i might stay away from the scary middle bits of the US thoughm, if that's ok with you...
Elton John
is the biggest homo going.
Har.
^This cracked me up.
SUPER JESUS
"England just walked into our land, took all our resources, and told us what government we should have. What kind of government does that?!"
^ actually quite funny.
also funny because
he seems to believe "americans" are indigenous, and after independance all the english went home!
for fucks sake
americans are so stupid.
george bush is such a twat.
etc
I see what you've done there, very clever.
Your mother must be proud.
i guess she must be
would you like a sip of my 7up? why doesnt anyone drink that anymore?
'pretend to sort our awesome wars'
first non-music thread by clicheguevara that was actually quite good. well done. made me laugh anyway...
i've got a couple of American friends over at the moment
they've said nothing about July 4th so far today. i think they're slightly embarrassed
I chuckled a lot
no one is bigger then jesus! except maybe super jesus
The yank who I work with
is wearing a US/UK lapel badge.
She did not enjoy me asking if it had any significance and floowing it up with 'oh, y'know. thought you maybe just fancied 'liverying up' cos its Friday'.
this is our independence day LOL
The best bit about the Super Jesus part
is that if you look on the wall they show a regular picture of Jesus, then there's a slightly 'cooler' picture of Jesus and then as he says "Super Jesus" it pans over further to a picture of George Bush.
Bloody brilliant.
ermm
it still seems from a couple of posts in this thread that some havnt realised that this is american self effacing satire. I loled quietly to myself, he does the strait laced face very well........although my first thought was 'he looks like a turkey with that neck'
'freedom bagwater' made me laugh,
though the rest of it was a bit poo. American satire is in a pretty dire state.