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amazing story by shameless woman

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http://tinyurl.com/69z6bg

too_black_too_strong | 06 Jul '08, 01:13 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Great

As if it wasn't bad enough that tall guys were taking all the short girls, now midgets are stealing them away from us as well.

Zapsta | 6 Jul '08, 01:17 | Send note | Report this | Reply

fucking cunts

for real.

prof-kitsch | 6 Jul '08, 01:19 | Send note | Report this | Reply

.

WOWED her with his Austin staying Powers, making love THREE TIMES in 20 minutes.

ALMOST DROWNED as she tried to seduce him in the bath!

STACKED phone books on chairs so he could eat with her at the table.

LOATHED her miniature pet dog—because it was taller than him

fucktherave | 6 Jul '08, 01:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

*her out

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jimmylizard | 6 Jul '08, 10:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

.

"...And that's the long and short of it."

petetheweed | 6 Jul '08, 01:22 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i LOLed

at the drowning thing, and " he looked like a drowned rat and stomped off with bubbles on his shiny head"

shrewbie | 6 Jul '08, 10:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Where is the tape?

It must be amazing.

tippimit | 6 Jul '08, 10:53 | Send note | Report this | Reply

.

"That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."

..Not quite, i would find this more embarrassing than a "dream".

jimmylizard | 6 Jul '08, 11:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply


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