I might tidy my room. I want some lunch. I'm really bored and lonely.
I'm also gonna write some emails and maybe a letter or too. Maybe.
I might tidy my room. I want some lunch. I'm really bored and lonely.
I'm also gonna write some emails and maybe a letter or too. Maybe.
Le Tour
live on ITV4 in 35 minutes.
Then maybe watch some homicide Life on the street, or play Halo 3 online.
how good at halo3 are you?
not as good as me
Plasma Sword pwnage ahoy!
my best skill is 35, you?
My skill cannot be measured in mere numbers!
in other words, not as high as that.
Weep.
why?
Because I'm ill.
I should be at work.
Not that a day-off is a bad thing.
man flu?
Actually...
migraine, knackered throat, 6 ulcers and dirty depression.
Still...it wouldn't knock down a woman.
oh dear, that sounds quite shit.
get some sleep and watch something good on tv? get your mum to make you chicken soup or something.
or something.
My mum aint in.
I could attempt it myself...but I think she'll frown upon killing our pet chicken, Beatrice.
Also...last time I made soup, the sky fell in.
Thanks for keeping us updated.
The internet was getting worried.
Buy a bike
Read about Economics.
The internet is impressed.
I'm not trying to impress.
That is actually what I plan to do. If you thought I was trying to impress then that probably says more about you.
If I wanted to make myself looks like the shiz I would have added what I also intend to do which is take my girlfriend out for dinner and then come home to recieve a blow-job.
I'm going to go to Tesco
and buy some cheesecake.
Then I shall be going to see my girlfriend for an hour two before finishing off a job application and eating the lasagne my mam is making for dinner.
Then work and I'll be getting ready to go camping tomorrow for a few days.
listen to rolo tomassi.
eat some bbq.
tidy ma chambre.
maybe get dressed.
This actually sounds amazing
I'm loving the bbq / rolo tomassi juxtaposition. nom.
i can happily inform you
that they are complamenting each other perfectly.
Future thread potential?
What should I listen to whilst eating lasagne?
What food goes well with McLusky? etc etc etc.
bloody good idea.
most people two great loves combined.
i can tell you now that Mono goes exceptionally well with lasagne
and McLusky should only be listend to with tomato soup
I was thinking something more MSG heavy for Mclusky.
Pot Noodle? But thanks for the tomato soup tip.
supposed to be
wathinc the GP but seems like I've missed the best bit :(
Also have to fix my shitty Rover the awkward twat that it is..
probably
nothing productive.
The thread on here about milkshakes has made me really want one. So I think I'll go for a milkshake.
or a pint.
probably the latter.
Yeah, cos, you know,
drinking's well cool and stuff.
I've always wanted to be insulted by you
cheers :)
"insulted"
Go out and keep handing in cvs
do some mix cds
Do a sunday mixtape on Audacity. Maybe try and mash up El-P and Minutemen again, cause that was hella fun.
Write some stuff for my blog.
Wash the car.
Cook dinner for my family.
circumcise next-door's meerkats
can you do mine while you're at it?
probably get some food delivered, i'm so hungry and it's soo wet out
don't know what to get, i don't think i can survive a day on tea alone, not even a biscuit.
Watch Federer v Nadal
Watch the Simpsons, if the tennis gets boring/is over.
Work from 5.15 to 10.30.
Sleep.
in theory: mark year 10's essays
In reality: post utter crap on threads such as these.
wanna subcontract them to me?
Sure - you can do my posting for me
All you need to do is use these three handy phrases:
1) 'Circle takes the sqaure'
2) 'I play that to my creative writing class sometimes'
3) 'My daughter loves the White Stripes'
Drop them in to any thread you like and you'll be saving me a job doing it. Thanks.
clean up
post-oblivion ie. my houseparty last night.
listen to the Late Of The Pier album.. (thanks btw..)
go watch Hancock, Wanted and another film and actually make me feel less shit about paying £7 for a ticket at the cinema; £2.33.. isn't all bad per new film.
watch the tennis.
get an urge to go play tennis.
maybe go play tennis.
play some pool instead of tennis thus fulfilling my 'sporting' desires.
Have my first driving lesson in months
in preparation for a test booked for pretty much next week.
Sigh.
Well this morning I watched Sex and the City in the cinema
So I will be spending the rest of the day pining for the two and a half hours of my life I will never get back.
two and a half hours?
wow.
I think so
felt like 4.
why did you even go and see it in the first place?
Curiosity.
It killed me.
i should say
today:
i'm cooking some daal at the moment. i've never done it before and it smells amazing! i also have to finish my first essay for my masters about censorship. i will do this while listening to some muxtapes... anyone got any good ones?
painting and watch south park.
i'm in for an afternoon of hardcore lozzerkin'
gonna spin some of the neil young records i picked up the other day soon, and maybe watch that buddhism film that i taped on friday night. pub later, then a surreal jazz/tropicalia orchestra and drone folk band. fun times!
today i have:
gone shopping for birthday presents with my mum
eaten some cheese on oatcakes with homemade onion chutney, om nom nom
watched the tennis
Today i am still going to:
go out for dinner for my grandads birthday
thanks for asking!
Tackle
the rest of the BBQ food left over from my cousins graduation dinner yesterday
Await a phone-call from the police following being falsely arrested yesterday (unfortunately true)
Read some more P.G Wodehouse
What the hell for?
How did the interview with Southern go?
I was smoking a rollie
and they accused me of smoking a joint. I was taken to the station, threatened with a strip search, called a little prick/twat and just verbally abused and intimidated. It was horrific. The day was going so well as well, because I got the internship!
Ah fantastic!
If I can't find a job proper, I'm applying to do a month there this summer, providing they'll cover some of my travel expenses.
Yep
theyre generally pretty cool, so Im sure theyd be accommodating. Do it! I seriously cant wait.
In general its good to know that theyre not wasting their time
I haven't done anything today
apart from play along to Sleater-Kinney.
Apparently, tomorrow is a public holiday and I don't have to work. I might get fucked up.
tomorrow is a public holiday?!??!?
For me?
That's what Dad says. Something about Glasgow. I'm not going into work tomorrow anyway and if I'm supposed to be in I'll just say "Oh, I thought it was a public holiday".
shit all
might have a cry later
Oh, a cry sounds quite good
yeah I think i've got one stencilled in for 9:30 tonight
In other news, i've not "gone out and handed in cvs" at all today, just watched criminal justice. MEH.
i slept in
watched a pretty decent German serial killer flick called Antibodies
and now i am online.
i have no intention of doing anything else, except watching Come Dine With Me and maybe editing a few shitty photos for me Flickr
Not much
Woke up.
Read the new-look Sunday Times (better than the old version IMO)
Watched Le Tour on ITV4 and have now found a live video stream for the rest of the non-televised stages. Thought Pozzato would win the stage but my tip from yesterday, Hushovd did instead.
Sorted out some house stuff with future flatmates on phone.
Going to pub in hour to watch mates' band.
huxley pig?
name that tune? no?