BANG!

All the people clapping their hands?/ And have you seen/ All the castles made in the sand?'

... and...

'Can you hear the trumpets play?/ It's the sound of yesterday/ No way'

From 'New Technology' by Waikiki (a band in which all but one member of Howling Bells used to play). Oh Juanita Stein, I love you, but some of your lyrics are cringe-worthy. Granted, she wrote a lot of Waikiki's material when she was about sixteen, apparently, but still...

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega
But I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead
I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya

I'm gonna write it in an attic...

Classic - Adrian Gurvitz

"And by the flower grows a weed and not the kind you smoke"

..then work came and made us free'

No they didn't. No it didn't. Shut up Bradfield you turd.

"FISH
WHICH IS MY FAVOURITE DISH"

rubbish

"I rip it hardcore, like porno-flick bitches
I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits"

36 Chambers is massively overated

pants on fire."

And:

"I'm so clever I'm so clever I'm so clever"

Cheers Glasvegas.

25 years of my life and still
I'm trying to get up that great big hill of hope
for a destination
I realized quickly when I knew I should
that the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
for whatever that means

'n so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
just to get it all out what's in my head
'n I, I'm feeling a little peculiar
'n so I wake in the morning and I step outside
'n I take a deep breath
'n I get real high
'n I scream from the top of my lungs
what's goin' on
and I say hey-ey-ey... (jodel-di-dodel...)
and I said hey what's going on
and I say hey... etc. (uh! uu-uuhu-huhuuuu...)
I said hey what's going on

and I try, oh my God do I try
I try all the time
in this institution
and I pray, oh my God do I pray
I pray ev'ry single day
for a revolution

25 years of my life and still
I'm trying to get up that great big hill of hope
for a destination
------------------------
And if you don't recognise them, think yourself lucky.

I'm afraid of the dark
'specially when I'm in a park
And there no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sign that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast and
Watch the evening news.

Chorus:
Life, oh life, oh life doo,
Doot doot dooo. Life, oh life, oh life,
Oh life doo doot doo.

I'm a superstitious girl
I'm tha worst in the world
Never walk under the ladders, I keep
A rabbit's tail. I'll take you up on the dare,
Anytime, anywhere; Name the place,
I'll be there, bungee jumping,
I don't care!

Chorus

So after all said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun, If you really want to.
Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon.

Chorus (x2)

Doo doot doo doot. Repeat
Oh, life, oh life. Repeat.

"The way you do the things you do
Reminds me of my Lexus coupe"

"You must be a football coach
The way you got me playin the field"

"Now it's like murder she wrote
Once I get you out them clothes"

"Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
Bounce Bounce Bounce (Come on)"

from Snap's Rhythm is a Dancer
"I'm as serious as cancer when i say that rhythm is a dancer"

I've got a family and I drink cups of tea" it's weird because I can recognise the lyrics as being bad but they're still oddly endearing, it's the faux cockney accent that does it

all hail fiddy.

You're an emotional wreck
You don't know who you are
You never say what you mean
And you keep your mouth shut
And your nights stay still
And then you come and call on me

You say I just can't help myself
I really really wish I could be somewhere else
than here

And I met a girl
she asked me my name
I told her what it was
She looked up at me
I tried to explain
Exactly what I lost

But now I just can't help myself
I really really wish I could be somewhere else
Than here
You give me everything I need
but i really really wish i could be somewhere else
Than here

Just anywhere else
Just anywhere else than here

And I wont forget
No I wont forget
No I wont forget

And when I saw you there it was the first time
And you just walked on by
I was catching the sparks that flew from your heels
And trying to catch your eye

But that was
somewhere else
somewhere else
somewhere else
I really really wish I could be
somewhere else
somewhere else
somewhere else
I really really wish I could be
Coz' I just can't help myself
i really really wish I could be somewhere else
than here

And no I just can't help myself
i really really wish I could
I've got everything I need
I really really wish I could be
somewhere else
somewhere else
somewhere else
I really really wish I could be

"A, B, C, D, E, F and G"

off some song on the new album.

but i'd probably need a phone"

oh good ol' oasis!

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serangetti

africa-toto

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While your looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease.

And I love the places that we go
And I love the people that you know
And I love the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I love the powder on your nose.

And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)

I like the freckles on your chest
And I like the way you like me best
And I like the way you're not impressed
While you put me to the test
I like the white stains on your dress.

And I love the way you pass the cheque
And I love the good times that you wreck
And I love your lack of self-respect
While you passed out on the deck
I love my hands around your neck.

And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
(Why not before, you never tried)
(Gone for good, and this is it)

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While your looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease.

And I hate the places that we go
And I hate the people that you know
And I hate the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I hate the powder on your nose.

And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
(Why not before, you never tried)
(Gone for good, and this is it)

High, higher than the sun
You shoot me from a gun
I need you to elevate me here
A corner of your lips
As the orbit of your hips
Eclipse, you elevate my soul

I've lost all self-control
Been living like a mole
Now going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high, elevation

A star, lit up like a cigar
Strung out like a guitar
Maybe you can educate my mind
Explain all these controls
I can't sing but I've got soul
The goal is elevation

A mole, living in a hole
Digging up my soul
Going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high, elevation

Love, lift me out of these blues
Won't you tell me something true
I believe in you

A mole, living in a hole
Digging up my soul now
Going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high, elevation

Elevation...
Elevation...
Elevation...
Elevation...
Elevation...
Elevation...

fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued

in a trapped trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She fucking hates me
trust
she fucking hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour
after that shit got sour
she took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no

In a trapped trip I can't grip
never thought i'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

[Chorus]

that's my story, as you see
learned my lesson and so did she
now it's over and i'm glad
'cause i'm a fool for all i've said

[Chorus]

la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
and she tore my feelings like I had none
she fucking hates me

when we flew over france

Screw this crap, I've had it! I ain't no mr. cool
I'm a pig, I'm a dog, so 'scuse me if I drool
I ain't gonna hurt nobody, ain't gonna cause a scene
I just need to admit that I want sugar in my tea
Hear me? Hear me? I want sugar in my tea!

-Weezer, the Good Life

*Preparing to man battle stations as the apologists descend upon this thread*

"No more maybes
Your babys got rabies
Sittin on a ball
In th middle of the andes

Yeah Im a freak (of nature)
Yeah Im a freak

If only I could be as cool as you
As cool as you

Body and soul Im a freak Im a freak
Body and soul Im a freak

Try to be different
Well get a differnt disease
Seems its a fashion
To need the cold sore cream
I dont really know
How to put ona cool show
As boring as they come
Just tell me where to go

If only I could be as cool as you

Freak"

and then I found a job.

"Well I go out somewhere. Then I come home again." and "There are nine million bicycles in Beijing
That's a fact" and "I made a meal of it and stumbled. We both knew that my cookie crumbled".

>:(

dig out Pink by Aerosmith, could they?

and all the boys are bumming
each other up the plumbing
it's really quite becoming

Got the luckies of brakes.
Spotted buying a rake.
(for herself)
In the garden centre.

Something about a social worker. Ooh, gritty. Always a big Razorlight fan too, the two best ones have been covered above.

What about "global terror, they we are at war, but I don't got time for that 'coz these bills keep dropping through my door" or the other one about how he took some drugs, took too many drugs, nearly died... I dunno, just read it on their grammar-less website once. YOU'RE A LIAR, ARCHER.

dreadful soppy bilge
(sung by Tweety Pie over a rip off of Here by Pavement)

I must have left my house at eight because I always do
My train, I'm certain, left the station just when it was two
I must have read the morning paper going into town
And having gotten through the editorial, no doubt I must have frowned

I must have made my desk around a quarter after nine
With letters to be read and heaps of papers waiting to be signed
I must have gone to lunch at half past twelve or so; the usual place, the usual bunch
And still, on top of this, I'm pretty sure it must have rained

The day before you came

I must have lit my seventh cigarette at half past two
And at the time I never even noticed I was blue
I must have kept on dragging through the business of the day
Without really knowing anything I hid a part of me away

At five, I must have left; there's no exception to the rule
A matter of routine but done it ever since I finished school
A train back home again; undoubtedly I must have read the evening paper then
Oh yes, I'm sure my life was well within its usual frame

The day before you came

Must have opened my front door at eight o'clock or so
And stopped along the way to buy some Chinese food to go
I'm sure I had my dinner watching something on T.V.
There's not, I think, a single episode of Dallas that I didn't see

I must have gone to bed around a quarter after ten
I need a lot of sleep and so I like to be in bed by then
I must have read a while; the latest one by Marilyn French or something in that style
It's funny but I had no sense of living without aim

The day before you came

And turning out the light, I must have yawned and cuddled up for yet another night
And rattling on the roof, I must have heard the sound of rain
The day before you came

of Son Of Dork's efforts, but these REALLY stand out:

"Murdered In The Mosh"

This one goes out to all the fakers
You all know who you are
It started with a girl
Kept turning her nose up at my band
She's into Yellow Card, Blink and Simple Plan

It's so pathetic

She's into Jane's Addiction
But she don't know their songs
And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along
She thinks that she's so "emo"
Next week she'll be a "goth"
It all amounts to nothing
She gets murdered in the mosh

One night I crashed at her apartment
Her Sonic Youth CD's were nowhere to be seen
Instead, all I found was a letter
Her correspondence with some pop star magazine

It's so pathetic

She's into Jane's Addiction
But she don't know their songs
And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along
She thinks that she's so "emo"
Next week she'll be a "goth"
It all amounts to nothing
She gets murdered in the mosh

Sometimes I wonder what goes on inside her mind
When she said she thought
Dave Grohl had died and Kurt Cobain was still alive
Just go to concerts that you love
Cos there's no shame in liking Backstreet Boys

She's into Jane's Addiction
But she don't know their songs
And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along
She thinks that she's so "emo"
Next week she'll be a "goth"
It all amounts to nothing
She gets murdered in the mosh

This one goes out to all the fakers
Out to the critics and haters
This one goes out to all the fakers
You all know who you are
Give it up
Your friends will find out
Now or later
Time for change
Just be yourself
Don't be a faker

TRULY LIFE AFFIRMING.

I, hate the rain and sunny weather,
And i, hate the beach and mountains too;
(and) I dont like a thing about the city, no, no
And i, i, i, hate the countryside too!

Semi-chorus
And i, hate everything about you!
... everything about you!

I, dont like a thing about your mother,
And i, hate your daddys guts too,
I, dont like a thing about your sister,
cause i, i, i, think sex is overrated too.

Chorus
And i, get sick when Im around, i, cant stand to be around,
I, hate everything about you!
Everything about you,
Everything about you,
Everything about you!

Some say I got a bad attitude,
But that dont change the way I feel about you,
And if you think this thought might bring me down,
Look again cause I aint wearin no frown!

I dont really care about your sister
Forget the little bitch cause I already kissed her

One thing that I did to your lady
I put her on the bed and she didnt even say maybe
I know you know everybody knows
The way it comes, the way its gonna go
You think its sad,
And thats too bad,
cause Im havin
A ball hatin
Every little thing about you!

Everything about you, everything about...
I, get sick when Im around
I, cant stand to be around
I, hate everything about........... you! hehe

They bloody well should have been. What a shower of shitwords.

My girlfriends test turned blue

I try to dodge the fare
Ticket inspectors there

urghhh

"Though people say we're an unlikely couple
Doris Day and Mott the Hoople"

It is the Eels covering a Daniel Johnston song and though I love this song, it really embarrasses to hear this. You just can't rhyme couple with Mott the Hoople.

Well done dear.

"Lost another week, feeling like a leper, in a world of vanity."

That is just offensively bad quite frankly.

Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me
The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me
So, what ever tickles your fancy
Girl it's you like Sid and Nancy
So sexy....almost evil
Talkin' about butterflies in my head
I used to think happy endings were only in the books I read
But you made me feel alive when I was almost dead...etc

The really funny thing is that I seriously doubt that the singer really had read any books.

Worst EVER coming up...

I posted this on the Elbow vs Coldplay post some while back - these are truly the worst lyrics of all time. Enjoy.

You cut me down a tree
And brought it back to me
And that's what made me see
Where I was going wrong
You put me on a shelf
And kept me for yourself
I can only blame myself
You can only blame me

And I could write a song
A hundred miles long
Well, that's where I belong
And you belong to me

And I could write it down
Or spread it all around
Get lost and then get found
Or swallowed in the sea

You put me on a line
And hung me out to dry
And darling that's when I
Decided to go to see you

You cut me down to size
And opened up my eyes
Made me realize
What I could not see

And I could write a book
The one they'll say that shook
The world, and then it took
It took it back from me

And I could write it down
Or spread it all around
Get lost and then get found
And you'll come back to me
Not swallowed in the sea

Ooh...

And I could write a song
A hundred miles long
Well, that's where I belong
And you belong with me

The streets you're walking on
A thousand houses long
Well, that's where I belong
And you belong with me

Oh what good is it to live
With nothing left to give
Forget but not forgive
Not loving all you see

Oh the streets you're walking on
A thousand houses long
Well that's where I belong
And you belong with me
Not swallowed in the sea

You belong with me
Not swallowed in the sea
Yeah, you belong with me
Not swallowed in the sea

"you can be my black Kate Moss tonight"

it's from Slow Jam by New Order.

"The afternoon was very clear
The sun was beating down on me
I got thirsty for a beer
That I had to go to sea
The sea was very rough
It made me feel sick
But I like that kind of stuff
It beats arithmetic"

not only completely meaningless but full of AWFUL rhymes.

It's like getting a feever/That begins with 'hay''

It's like saying 'hey mum''/'Guess what I'm gay,''

It's like eating pasta/ and saying 'no way''

Weeelllcommme, to Coronation Street

(these were by some dick I used to know called Adam Keppel)

And any time Oasis rhyme far, car, star and Jaguar

What if god was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Just trying to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the pope maybe in Rome

The last two lines in particular have to be among the most cringeworthy ever.

Earth was really dying,
He cried so much his face was wet..."

Always sort of grated on me.

I'ma stir fry you in my wok"

or something along those lines

that's not my name. that's not my name. that's not my name. that's not my name.

.. we get it??????

And it makes me want to scream
When it's halloween
And the kids are laughing

Pink it´s my new obsession
Pink it´s not even a question
Pink on the lips of your lover, ´cause
Pink is the love you discover
Pink as the bing on your cherry
Pink ´cause you are so very
Pink it´s the color of passion
`Cause today it just goes with the fashion
Pink it was love at first sight, yea
Pink when I turn out the light, and
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
You could be my flamingo
´Coz pink is the new kinda lingo
Pink like a deco umbrella
It´s kink - but you don´t ever tell her
Pink it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
I want to be your lover
I wanna wrap you in rubber
As pink as the sheets that we lay on
Pink is my favorite crayon, yeah
Pink it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink it´s like red but not quite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

Coach said to fake right
And break left
Watch out for the pick
And keep an eye on defense
Gotta run the give and go
And take the ball to the hole
But don't be afraid
To shoot the outside "J"

Just keep ya head in the game
Just keep ya head in the game

And don't be afraid
To shoot the outside "J"
Just keep ya head in the game

U gotta
Get'cha get'cha head in the game
We gotta
Get our, get our, get our, get our head in the game
(repeat 3x)

Let's make sure
That we get the rebound
'Cause when we get it
Then the crowd will go wild
A second chance
Gotta grab it and go
Maybe this time
We'll hit the right notes

Wait a minute
It's not the time or place
Wait a minute
Get my head in the game
Wait a minute
Get my head in the game
Wait a minute
Wait a minute

I gotta
Get my, get my head in the game
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
(repeat 3x)

Why am I feeling so wrong
My head's in the game
But my heart's in the song
She makes this feel so right

Should I got for it
Better shake this, yikes!

I gotta
Get my, get my head in the game
You gotta
Get'cha, get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game
(repeat 4x)

foundations - that bitter/fitter couplet makes me cringe

The best thing since bread came sliced.

Urgh, I hate that lyric.

"I've got a lemon attatched to my leg" WTF?

marrying a biiaaatch
having twelve kiaadddz

From the Steven Segal classic - "Talk To My Ass"

I woke up this mornin’ and I asked my baby to fix me some scrambled eggs
I woke up this mornin’ and I asked my baby to fix me some scrambled eggs
Well she looked at me kinda surprised
And she said baby, you got your own two pair a legs

I went to bed last night, I tried to give my baby some love
I went to bed last night, I tried to give my baby some love
Well she looked at me kinda surprised and she said
Baby you got your own two pair a hands
but you ain't got no glove

chorus

But thank you
for reminding me I got my own two pair of legs
oh and thank you
for reminding me I got my own two hands
but it seem like I got a new set of plans
I cant have no compromise
I hate to break it to you
but I got my own two pair a eyes

I went down to see my mama
and I told my mama my situation
she said son it sound like you need some excavation in your habitation
she said love goin’ to have to have some give and take
if you can’t have that you gonna have nothing but heart break

I went back home last night
I told my baby to get on up the road

Well she looked at me kinda surprised
Suddenly she not so cold
I told her I cant have no more sass
and from now on she can talk to my ass

you know the one

His name was Perry
He had a learning difficulty
His father was a very mean man
His father burned his skin
His father sent him to his death
He was ten years old
He was ten years old
He was ten years old

Her name was Naomi
Beautiful round face, so ashamed
Told me how to please a man
After school in the back of a bus
She was doing it every day
She was eleven years old
She was eleven years old
She was eleven years old

Her name was Sheryl
Black hair, like an electric space
She would pretty paint my face
She was a very good friend
Her father would come to her in the night
She was twelve years old
She was twelve years old
She was twelve years old

His name was Donovan
He was a very good friend
The cards were stacked against him
He was selling cocaine
The last time I saw him
He was thirteen years old
He was thirteen years old
He was thirteen years old

His name was Charles
He said he was in love with me
We were both fourteen
Then I had to move away
Then he began to smoke crack
Then he had to sell ass
I don't know where he is
I don't know where they are

And I thought Cat Power could do no wrong.

Sickeningly bad

in particular. Worse than Chris Martin's attempts at rhyming

Honey why you calling me so late?
It's kinda hard to talk right now.
Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay?
I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud

Well, my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak

And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel

Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh life! Oh life!

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

Chorus:
Life, oh life! Oh life! Oh life! doo,
Doot doot dooo... Life, oh life! Oh life!
Oh life! doo doot doo

I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under the ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail.
I'll take you up on the dare,
Anytime, anywhere;
Name the place,
I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care!

Chorus

Life! Doo doo doo doo doo...

So after all said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun,
If you really want to.
Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon.

Chorus (2x)

Doo doot doo doot. Repeat
Oh, life, oh life! Repeat till fade

If this has already been posted - fat bassist from Korn anyone?
Alone at home, laying in my bed
Hearing voices in my head, leave me alone
I can't cope with the pain
(Helluva:) Do you feel insane, Do you crave for pain?
Nope there's other dope, Zanex Valium, Vicadin, and Speed
I'd rather smoke weed
(Helluva: I'm the best in the west, no stress, sticks, stills, seeds)
Fulfilling my needs, Fieldy's dreams
Searching for some weed
Ain't never gunna stop (never gunna stop), till the day that I drop
(Helluva: Drop it like it's hot, at 12 o' clock on the dot, meet me at our corner spot)
Hell yeah, you're the best I ever bought, this couldn't be a sin
(Helluva: gotta go) Don't leave me again
(Helluva: from mother earth I grow, light green and pure ,
you're a marijuana coinsurer, and I'm sure)
Then I'm gunna stay high, with this tilted grin, how could I lie?

Smoking on the ganga, smoke when I wanna
you need pretty leaf, hella fine wamma
marijuana sauna, hot box momma, sweet queen leaf
smell the aroma, sweet as my momma, take away my drama
The key to be free is to smoke on the ganga
Smoke when I wanna, marijuana momma
falling for these trees, I'm in love with marijuana

Fieldy's dreams come true when I'm smoking on you
Ain't no weed got no voice
(Helluva: Come get and me if you want to)
Do I have a choice?
(Helluva: No, I'm the dope, that will make you choke and broke,
from the ends of your thoughts, before me you were the shit, now you dalajo)
Any time, any place, I'll smoke a toke,
in your face, till I croak, ain't no joke, vicadin gets you in
(Helluva: Do you love the way I taste?) so-weet
(Helluva: I'm the Queen of the crop, blow me in your drop, I'm that bitch you love,
and I'm only a bud, black dominya, fat sweet tooth inda cut, so-ya teva, Jamaican sansamia)
I love to smoke the back, where you always please me
taste good, look good, smell good
you make me feel good, you set my head straight
never though I could fall in love on the first date

Smoking on the ganga, smoke when I wanna
you need pretty leaf, hella fine wamma
marijuana sauna, hot box momma, sweet queen leaf
smell the aroma, sweet as my momma, take away my drama
The key to be free is to smoke on the ganga
Smoke when I wanna, marijuana momma
falling for these trees, I'm in love with marijuana

Smoking on the ganga, smoke when I wanna
you need pretty leaf, hella fine wamma
marijuana sauna, hot box momma, sweet queen leaf
smell the aroma, sweet as my momma, take away my drama
The key to be free is to smoke on the ganga
Smoke when I wanna, marijuana momma
falling for these trees, I'm in love with marijuana

"Nothing" by 'A'

"nothing
and nothings what you've got when you aint got something"

worst opening line ever.

also Pumpkin Soup by Kate Nash is a travisty to music