No. McDonald's would never use marketing characters to make jokes at the expense of anyone's health condition. Ronald McDonald's four friends - Hamburglar, Grimace, Birdie and Mayor McCheese – currently aren’t featured in marketing activities in the UK, but can be still be seen in other countries. (September 2007)

I read somewhere that Ronald McDonald is considered "too gay" now, or something. I think he's too fucking creepy.

10. How old is the Hamburgler?

Hamburglar is a fictional character who was part of McDonaldland which was introduced in 1971. (May 2008)

"5. Would it be possible to receive a signed picture of Grimace?

Sorry to disappoint you but, no, that's not possible."

plainly hates his job. They need to take on someone who can write some wittier responses.

Why not invent a fun character called Monsieur French Fry?? He could wear a jaunty little French hat and ride a bike. Please respond to my email address for details of where to send the thousands of Euros that you'd owe me for using my idea.

not had one in ages!