I fear, however, that some mucky bastard accidentally pooed on their hands and panicked, thinking that spreading it on the wall would be the only way out.
This sounds likely.
But also potentially hilarious.
you could
say that the excrete is engaged to the concrete, literally engaged. Oh Hah
shits and giggles
literally
Mandelson?
The flush causes poo particles to fly everywhere
Unikely...
unless it was some kind of freak Tsunami-flush...
eco-friendly graffiti?
graffaeces?
Explosiveness?
Maybe someone accidentally
picked up their own faeces and started flinging it around?
Someone shitted into a collander?
If this were the case, i'd be fully supportive
of the fragments' presence.
I fear, however, that some mucky bastard accidentally pooed on their hands and panicked, thinking that spreading it on the wall would be the only way out.
This sounds likely.
But also potentially hilarious.
you could
say that the excrete is engaged to the concrete, literally engaged. Oh Hah
shits and giggles
literally
Mandelson?
The flush causes poo particles to fly everywhere
Unikely...
unless it was some kind of freak Tsunami-flush...
eco-friendly graffiti?
graffaeces?
Explosiveness?
Maybe someone accidentally
picked up their own faeces and started flinging it around?