if i was on a 21 hour plane trip to Melbourne after watching 3 films, having eaten a shoddy sloppy canneloni that a kooky air hostess gave me and then a child began to kick my seat whilst screaming, i'd lug him in the face easy.
depends what films
what films?
Daddy Day Care
3 times.
First time regular
Second time backwards
Third time super slow-motion
i think the slo-mo' one
would push me over the edge
daddy day care
but murphy was sat next to you on the plane and for every 'joke' he would scream out chuckles, with his head cocked to the side and his hands flapping like he cant takes no more.
then he would do the 'joke' again, and explain it to you afterwards.
bring on the bairn
really long ones that require a fair bit
of effort and are hard to watch on a plane.
There Will Be Blood
No Country For Old Men and
27 Dresses (because you missed the start of Things We Lost In The Fire)
Mrs Thatcher was once a baby
If one had a back to the future De Loreon, one might be tempted.....although the normal doubts would resurface......maybe the infantile punching was what made her into a monster.....perhaps you would be responsible for creating her
i have been known to lamp a baby every now and then
relieves the stress of modern life. and gives me a boner
not for a laugh
but if there was some sort of financial incentive I'd have to give it some thought.
what about a thruppnee bit...
...and a blue panda pop?
or would you aim higher?
throw in a packet of fruit Polos
and I will lay the smack down
only in self defence
Everyone knows deep down,
whether they are prepared to admit or not, that they would like to punch a baby.
It's up there with raping a nun.
Surely.
and spinning a pensioner.
.
.
paging DiS Tories, DiS Tories to thread please
They say a word against me...
and I'll pin a Conservative rosette to their babies forehead.
*for sexual gratification?
No
a baby? No. You? Yep.
^ would you dress him up
like a baby first..or just pop him as he is?
No.
depends.
a lot of babies are ugly rather than cute.
if i was on a 21 hour plane trip to Melbourne after watching 3 films, having eaten a shoddy sloppy canneloni that a kooky air hostess gave me and then a child began to kick my seat whilst screaming, i'd lug him in the face easy.
depends what films
what films?
Daddy Day Care
3 times.
First time regular
Second time backwards
Third time super slow-motion
i think the slo-mo' one
would push me over the edge
daddy day care
but murphy was sat next to you on the plane and for every 'joke' he would scream out chuckles, with his head cocked to the side and his hands flapping like he cant takes no more.
then he would do the 'joke' again, and explain it to you afterwards.
bring on the bairn
really long ones that require a fair bit
of effort and are hard to watch on a plane.
There Will Be Blood
No Country For Old Men and
27 Dresses (because you missed the start of Things We Lost In The Fire)
Mrs Thatcher was once a baby
If one had a back to the future De Loreon, one might be tempted.....although the normal doubts would resurface......maybe the infantile punching was what made her into a monster.....perhaps you would be responsible for creating her
i have been known to lamp a baby every now and then
relieves the stress of modern life. and gives me a boner
not for a laugh
but if there was some sort of financial incentive I'd have to give it some thought.
what about a thruppnee bit...
...and a blue panda pop?
or would you aim higher?
throw in a packet of fruit Polos
and I will lay the smack down
only in self defence
Everyone knows deep down,
whether they are prepared to admit or not, that they would like to punch a baby.
It's up there with raping a nun.
Surely.
and spinning a pensioner.
.
.
paging DiS Tories, DiS Tories to thread please
They say a word against me...
and I'll pin a Conservative rosette to their babies forehead.
id punch one
but only in self defence