It's in the middle of Upper Clapton Road roundabout (just by MBANGANG) and the lineup is going to be:
Chuck D
Junkplanet
Northside
Richie Valens
Richie Havens
Nigel Havers
Nigel Planer
Nial Spooner Harvey
Maxine Carr
Tickets £300 + £2000 Bamos Deposit
Paypal please.
Is Maxine Carr
an exclusive?
a blue set of mendacious lulz
no lightspeed?
Can I do security?
2 ginsters Scotch Egg bars
per day
Its a bit lacking in
British Sea Power.
He's going to be the
'Feat' additon with Chuck D.
They are going to do a jazz version of Bring the Noise with Mark Trumpeting Cunting Ronson.
Hello ehwhat, I'm all of Ash
Can I play?
Yiss
so it is
What does this Bamos deposit go towards?
Could sure use
a Delays too.
Magic
Beans
If you book them
they will come
Can me & the 'boys' knock a few numbers out for ya?
Can my band 'Allison Chains' play?
It features me on jazz trumpet, my mate Isaac's mum on the spoons and Mike Patton hitting his head off a cymbal screaming "CHEDDAR GORRRRRGE!" for twenty minutes.
pfft
not another Libertines rip-off band.
:D
Instead of a Healing Field
may I suggest a Crying Field. Cue mass exodus once The Viewkooksenemylightpartychiefs strike their first chord.
I like the idea of a killing field.
and a Shitting Field
to save on amenities costs. Lily Allen could make her 'come back' there with her twatting Dad as compere.
hello, i'm Neil Young, can i play?
My name is Thom Yorke.
Yes I am looking at you. I can't lay because you don't have any wind turbines, to weeeoooohhh, shove it up your arse, spanners.
I am a large group
of braying spoiled bastard teenagers who just love this Indie Music that soundstracks Skins. Can we come? We are all called Tom if we are male and Olivia if we are female and we cannot speak we can only shout at one another. We'll bring our own collection of flags to obscure everyone elses view of the main stage and we'll get LIKE, SO DRUNK.
lmfao ^^
Aren't they going the the leeds festival though?
*cough*
*to
I am making an appearance
at every festival this summer.
Even the ones you thought you might actually get to enjoy without my presence.
Daddy gets us VIP. Rah, rah, rah. Olivia like LOVES The Radio Heads.
I had a cluster of those
exact cunts infront of me in at the glasgow gig. I wanted to STAB THEM IN THE FACE!
I'd attend, but I'm unsure of my role in this festival.
lighting rigger?
racist
!
you're the deposit
as in
you'll be deposited somewhere in a drunken heap at the end of the festival
"Buttons"
I think people deposit £2000 in you
I say go for it.
no lightspeed champion?
that should be the selling point.
Can I play?
I've got my own solo act called Fridge Noises. I'm not bad....honest
I'd like to play
with my nu-fem-metal band "Bitchtits"
You can pay us in Lil-ets
GEORGE SPEIGHT HAS JUST CONFIRMED
press conference pics:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1820000/images/_1823965_speight300ap.jpg
Great
Nice to see he's bringing his entourage too.
Missthing
will be doing the PR http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3603599
Putting on a festival is something
I'm seriously considering doing. My dad has loads of unused agricultural land which I'd love to do something with, i.e. put on a festival. Don't think I have that entrepenurial spirit in me though!
Just post a date, a time and a map reference ...
... and let the magic of the interweb do the rest.
do it.
i've done it the last two years.
i was 17 the first year.
we've raised over 2 grand for Cancer Research UK. this year Youthmovies and InMe are headlining. happy days.
as long as you are fantasizing
why not put on something decent?
and as long a you are putting on dead people; why not an amazing dead person
Edmund Trebus
has confirmed
(DJ set)