i'm tempted to say jesus but i'm open for persuading. Was prophet mohammed any good? what stuff did he get up to? what about isaiah and all that? i'm gonna start saying YHWH instead of god from now on.
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They all rule
in Super Best Friends.
Except for Seaman obviously
:D
I go for L Ron Hubbard
I like Buddha.
He's smiley.
Bono
10 No.1 Singles*
12 No.1 Albums*
Over 180 million* records sold worldwide
Played in front of over 250 million* people.
Beat that Jesus, little bit of slight of hand with some loaves and fish? Pah Bono would smite thee.
*none of these figures may be correct.
Jesus was alright but I preferred his earlier work.
It all went a bit emo with the thorns in his head.
:D
POTD!!!
Seconded
Christ Almighty.
Jesus
I'd also just like to point out that
jesus can also be known as "joshua".
Alan Kabbala
The Pope
Moses seemed like a bit of a dude
But mostly because I imagine him being like Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski
I like the rastafarian guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haile_Selassie_of_Ethiopia
modern.
i also like odin and krishna.
If you're picking Odin
I'm definitely putting Zeus in
Oh yeah
i've also always really admired sisyphus. like i know he was condemned to it but he still kept at it in the hope that he would get out of it one day. I also really like deadalus and icaruus cos they is well tragic innit but I don't think they class as religious. hmm.
the dad from From Dusk Til Dawn
That guy from Korn
He has Jesus tattooed on his hand to stop him wanking.
I'm sure Jesus still has a good bash though.
the priest from Braindead
"i kick ass for the Lord!"
what about cliff richard lol
i would say danius/ baccaus greek/roman god of wine/ drama/ music basicly the god of partying
Gavin Peacock
agreed
I'm not looking for comedy answers
I'm looking for actual genuine answers.
Yoda
Hare Krishna
he's got the choonz
here it is...
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna Hare Hare
Hare Rama Hare Rama
Rama Rama Hare Hare
Bacchus
The Cult of Dionysus or the Bacchanalia should totally be re-introduced.
WOO!PARTY!
Moses Paltrow-Martin
Seriously though, Moses. He got results.
Fucking yeah.
I like how INRI looks a bit like Irie, like a rasta. I also like how rastas can just say stuff and it has loads of connotations like "I AND I". Rastafarianism would be quite good if it wasn't you know mysoginistic and kinda terrible.
though according to wikipedia they have a really good diet
good on you, guys.
A woman who had cheated on her husband came to Jesus
out of guilt, as she'd become pregnant. She didn't know what to do. He told her to repent and forgave her sins.
A woman who had cheated on her husband came to the Prophet Mohammed out of guilt, and she'd also become pregnant. Again, she didn't know what to do.
He told her to raise the child and give it to him when it reached five. He sold the child and had the woman buried with only her head remaining on the surface. He then had her stoned to death.
I think Mo wins because he doesn't take shit from slags.
:D
yeah
bitches aint shit. In that respect he and snoop dogg have a lot in common.
Oh god i'm going to be killerfied by a muslim now.
Hindu gods are the best.
The ones with arms and swords.
Mohammed Ali
he had the ability to take on the properties of other animals while punching large men in the head.
JAH RASTAFARI
http://api.ning.com/files/Nobf0qAHvYOyqaIi-NaLtZ1KMuJoVWHu7liZYWSECJkiAnE6hToeRdNxRCssmPX9GXr6G0*jteqKDISaItTjG3kevnBuERnh/haileselassie.jpg
fuck yeah. hats and lions. I want to make a religion about hats and lions.