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  • you're brilliant.

  • You are Bill Ant.

  • Still need to be told?

    • absolutely

      my smug facade is overridden by a core of complete pathetitude. This thread is a case study

  • that's not how it works

    you have to do something brilliant first
    GO

    • nope, sorry

      • at the very least

        give me a brief synopsis of your brilliance

        • THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING

          come on, i'm sure you can think of something

  • hi douchebag

    will you love me

    • i'm incapable of emotional love, i'm afraid

      you're welcome to my physical love though

      • okay

        then i will say, you are the life force that keeps the blood flowing through the DiS beast's virtual veins

        is that a good compliment

        on an unrelated note, my girlfriend has been showing me this weird american reality tv thing they have, what do you make of this

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Vzj104wDc&e

        • To Catch A Predator is dangerously lolsome

          pretty disgusting in a lot of ways though. The modern day equivalent of Christians vs lions

          Also, you have a girlfriend? So all this flirting was just an empty gesture?

          • she'd be okay about it

            i mean, you are 'douchebag from the internet' after all

            • sweet

              she can watch if she wants

              • i'll suggest it next time we're 'IMing'

                (i have to learn american to date this chick...)

                do you think hip indie comedies like juno are biblical parables for the modern age

                • Are you still writing your version?

                  I want in.

                  • i am

                    although i havent much other than a closing scene with her standing in the rain on her own singing jandek, i feel this will be a poignant reflection of the end of the first film and how life changes after a blissful adolescence with michael cera

                    you can join the team though

                • sadly enough, yes

                  because they're both arty (so you're better than everyone else) and not arty (so you don't have to watch some arty shit)

                  sign 'o' the times

  • Some words for you

    When you don't have a plan, it's jiggaboo time
    It's jiggaboo time, it's jiggaboo time.