this is a thread about meat.
write some meat stories.
tell some meat jokes.
what are your favourite meats?
what is, in your opinion, the best barbequed meat?
other meat related questions?
this a not a thread about meatloaf. meatloaf the man.
this is a thread about meat.
write some meat stories.
tell some meat jokes.
what are your favourite meats?
what is, in your opinion, the best barbequed meat?
other meat related questions?
this a not a thread about meatloaf. meatloaf the man.
iceland are selling "25 peices of meat for £6"
would you dare buy it?
no way
Asda selling 12 BBQ burgers for £2
they were pretty nice
It is hard to fuck a burger though.
hard but not impossible
not unless they learn how to spell "pieces"
One time I buy some meat
and after a few days it stank so I threw it in the bin.
This week I hope to buy some goat meat.
*Meat Loaf
:)
I'm glad you did that, I was about to.
My favorite meat is
Rice. Second to that is hamburgers.
i have a mate
who lived in a house with a bunch of other guys. apparently he used to chuck raw chicken away into the bin and rather than chuck it away he would just put another bin bag over the top. when they came to chuck the bin bag(s) away it split and maggots went everywhere. the end.
a barbeque can make even the most plain meat products amazing so i find just plain old sausages and burgers make the best barbeque meats. only with barbeques sauce of course.
Have you ever had meatloaf? it is very good.
The slogans outside our local butchers is:
Pleased to meat you!
Nice.
My best meats:
1. Steak
2. Bacon
3. Beefburger
4. Duck
5. Pork chop
^ TOP ANSWER
my list would be:
1. lamb shank
2. fillet steak
3. beefburger
4. beef mince
5. cumberland sausage
actually thats number 4
beef mince is the same
as a burger
the same meat
prepared differently
^^^^No venison?
^ Knows.
mine
1. cow
2. pig
3. chicken
4. sheep
5. kebab
be more specific,
which type of steak?
Meat is brilliant
cheers
i once found some maggots in some meat.
extra protein
delicious
someone say something funny about where he can get protein from, please
from a Ghostbuster?
they carry around those neat little protein packs on their back don't they
Eating his maggot?
no, i think she always mumbles like that
that 'house of meat' thing that some dude cooked
is pretty good. dont have the strength to search for a link tho.
...
When we were in some dodgy Asian restaurant in Chinatown last week, among the 700 dishes on the stained, laminated, back & white courier-fonted menu was a delicacy called 'Mixed Meats Porridge' which made me think of Lil Lisa's Slurry from The Simpsons.
It was only 4 quid so there was a 5 minute discussion regarding everyone chipping in a pound so we could buy one just to marvel at it and see how awful it actually was.
.....and how was it?
I should have made this clear
We are all extremely tightfisted. The exact content of Mixed Meats Porridge remains, for the moment at least, a mystery
BACON CHOPS!
it took 17 minutes for you to post in this thread.
I expected better.
yeah i know! i was actually doing some work
ive learned my lesson though
I don't really have much to add to this conversation
beyond the inane 'Meat is ace!!!' comments.
I'm going to eat a massive fuck-off meat pie at lunch though. Yes I am.
The best barbequed meat is pork.
PORK BURGERS, NOM NOM NOM.
i'd pork your burger
i'd bork your purger
i'd fuck your fuck.
I want some biltong now.
Thanks Smee.
i like making steak sandwiches
on my george.
baguette
of course.
What about a soft sub sandwich?
That gets me going.
lovely bit of mustard in there with the steak
Kangaroo meat
is actually really nice.
^ Yeah.
It has a nice bounce to it.
.
My favourite meats:
1. pheasant
2. venison
3. fish
4. bacon
5. third-bird roast.
what on earth is 5?
i think its where you
stuff a budgie up a pidgeon's arse, then stick that up a swan's arse, then roast the lot (or equivalent)
here are the forms of meat i enjoy to eat
no particular order, as my love for animal flesh does not discriminate...
steak
bacon (both rashers and CHOPS)
pork chops
roast chicken (garlicked to the max)
sausages (TOULOUSE)
chorizo
parma ham/proscuitto
pancetta
chicken wings (marinaded of course...bbq sauce, peri peri...whatever)
beef burgers with cheese in the middle
big fat joint of beef, cheeky bit of mustard
and of course give me some CRACKLING
NGGHH
a pox upon this frugal, healthy lifestyle. I've been limiting myself to cheap lean meat lately; yeah, turkey breast is great, thanks, for about 10 minutes.
I WANT ALL FOODS ON THIS LIST, IN MY MOUTH, DIRECTLY, POSTHASTE
Although.. burgers with cheese in the middle? is that just a cheeseburger? or something more cunning?
no a cheeseburger is just orange processed cheese on top of the meat!
what you need to do is get the cheese involved in the centre of the burger. stilton is a good choice for this.
I had a stilton one and
it was disgusting. I favour the layer of cheese on top of the burger slightly melted method.
Colour me skeptical but
VERY VERY INTERESTED IN YOUR IDEAS.
Where do you go about obtaining this product?
if you can make your own burgers then all you need to do is put the beef around a lump of cheese
but i would recommend marks and spencers herb-crusted 'melt in the middle' burgers...om nom nom
Meat Loaf the man is spelt as two words.
Meat Loaf.
Not Meatloaf. He hates that.
My apologies to Meatloaf.
OH SHIT
I knew this.
Why did I know this?
Spiced chicken (preferrably peri peri)
and steaks are easily my favouite meat types. Then comes burgers and sausages. After that any meat is fine.
That is the hierarchy.
im gonna take the spine out of this chicken
butterfly it then marinade it in my jerk sauce for 2 day, then bbq it.
im not even going to say anything...!
Na----!
rocknrollmassacre to thread to monitor meat-related sexy chat!!
i work on a meat counter
Waitrose too. Get some cheap shit to my parents and we meat it out.
Sirloin there is so delicious
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES
i'm in love with
grilled chicken covered in mozzarella and red pesto
Reindeer is quite nice.
Anyone else had that?