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by meths

this is a thread about meat.

write some meat stories.
tell some meat jokes.
what are your favourite meats?
what is, in your opinion, the best barbequed meat?
other meat related questions?

this a not a thread about meatloaf. meatloaf the man.

meths | 09 Jul '08, 11:56 | Send note | Report this | Reply

One time I buy some meat

and after a few days it stank so I threw it in the bin.

This week I hope to buy some goat meat.


*Meat Loaf


:)

I'm glad you did that, I was about to.


My favorite meat is

Rice. Second to that is hamburgers.


i have a mate

who lived in a house with a bunch of other guys. apparently he used to chuck raw chicken away into the bin and rather than chuck it away he would just put another bin bag over the top. when they came to chuck the bin bag(s) away it split and maggots went everywhere. the end.

a barbeque can make even the most plain meat products amazing so i find just plain old sausages and burgers make the best barbeque meats. only with barbeques sauce of course.

Have you ever had meatloaf? it is very good.


The slogans outside our local butchers is:

Pleased to meat you!
Nice.


My best meats:

1. Steak
2. Bacon
3. Beefburger
4. Duck
5. Pork chop


^ TOP ANSWER


my list would be:

1. lamb shank
2. fillet steak
3. beefburger
4. beef mince


5. cumberland sausage

actually thats number 4


beef mince is the same

as a burger


the same meat

prepared differently


mine

1. cow
2. pig
3. chicken
4. sheep
5. kebab


be more specific,

which type of steak?


Meat is brilliant

cheers


that 'house of meat' thing that some dude cooked

is pretty good. dont have the strength to search for a link tho.


...

When we were in some dodgy Asian restaurant in Chinatown last week, among the 700 dishes on the stained, laminated, back & white courier-fonted menu was a delicacy called 'Mixed Meats Porridge' which made me think of Lil Lisa's Slurry from The Simpsons.

It was only 4 quid so there was a 5 minute discussion regarding everyone chipping in a pound so we could buy one just to marvel at it and see how awful it actually was.


I should have made this clear

We are all extremely tightfisted. The exact content of Mixed Meats Porridge remains, for the moment at least, a mystery


BACON CHOPS!


yeah i know! i was actually doing some work

ive learned my lesson though


I don't really have much to add to this conversation

beyond the inane 'Meat is ace!!!' comments.

I'm going to eat a massive fuck-off meat pie at lunch though. Yes I am.


Kangaroo meat

is actually really nice.


^ Yeah.

It has a nice bounce to it.


.

My favourite meats:

1. pheasant
2. venison
3. fish
4. bacon
5. third-bird roast.


i think its where you

stuff a budgie up a pidgeon's arse, then stick that up a swan's arse, then roast the lot (or equivalent)


here are the forms of meat i enjoy to eat

no particular order, as my love for animal flesh does not discriminate...

steak
bacon (both rashers and CHOPS)
pork chops
roast chicken (garlicked to the max)
sausages (TOULOUSE)
chorizo
parma ham/proscuitto
pancetta
chicken wings (marinaded of course...bbq sauce, peri peri...whatever)
beef burgers with cheese in the middle
big fat joint of beef, cheeky bit of mustard

and of course give me some CRACKLING


NGGHH

a pox upon this frugal, healthy lifestyle. I've been limiting myself to cheap lean meat lately; yeah, turkey breast is great, thanks, for about 10 minutes.

I WANT ALL FOODS ON THIS LIST, IN MY MOUTH, DIRECTLY, POSTHASTE

Although.. burgers with cheese in the middle? is that just a cheeseburger? or something more cunning?


no a cheeseburger is just orange processed cheese on top of the meat!

what you need to do is get the cheese involved in the centre of the burger. stilton is a good choice for this.


I had a stilton one and

it was disgusting. I favour the layer of cheese on top of the burger slightly melted method.


Colour me skeptical but

VERY VERY INTERESTED IN YOUR IDEAS.

Where do you go about obtaining this product?


if you can make your own burgers then all you need to do is put the beef around a lump of cheese

but i would recommend marks and spencers herb-crusted 'melt in the middle' burgers...om nom nom


Meat Loaf the man is spelt as two words.

Meat Loaf.

Not Meatloaf. He hates that.


I knew this.

Why did I know this?


Spiced chicken (preferrably peri peri)

and steaks are easily my favouite meat types. Then comes burgers and sausages. After that any meat is fine.

That is the hierarchy.


im gonna take the spine out of this chicken

butterfly it then marinade it in my jerk sauce for 2 day, then bbq it.


i work on a meat counter

Waitrose too. Get some cheap shit to my parents and we meat it out.
Sirloin there is so delicious


i'm in love with

grilled chicken covered in mozzarella and red pesto


Reindeer is quite nice.

Anyone else had that?





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