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Nicole Nogoy is hungover...
18 minutes ago

Lyndsey Boulton is very smiley and very eeeeeee... ridictable much?
27 minutes ago

Melody Callaghan has voted for Dragons and Daffodils Cakes on http://uktv.co.uk/food/localfoodhero/outlet/oid/7641 Vote too!! they made Grant and Beths Wedding cake...
28 minutes ago

Rosalind Holley is a Girls Aloud superfan, and proud of it.
33 minutes ago

Teresa Price is determind and is planning a relaxing wkend.
40 minutes ago

richyblue | 11 Jul '08, 13:53 | Send note | Report this | Reply


  • Nogoy

    is a great surname

    commandercool | 11 Jul '08, 13:54 | Reply


  • Hayden Stokes has succesfully passed the second year of uni woop woop! and is glad that finally Arsenal have signed Nasri.
    55 minutes ago

    Philip Bloomfield is Earl J. Bumgarden. And very pleased with his 2:1. And laughing very hard at Lord Bath's poetry.
    about an hour ago

    Samantha Chivers hates sussex direct.
    2 hours ago

    Pascale Olivia Harman LOVES LU-CR, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEEEEEZA.
    3 hours ago


    Lily-Belle Craver is a bit of a penis.
    14 hours ago

    Yesiamaduck | 11 Jul '08, 13:59 | Reply

    • Your friends have the most middle class names ever

      Jook | 11 Jul '08, 16:00 | Reply

  • GOD SHUT UP ABOUT FACEBOOK

    WHY DOES EVERYONE ON DIS CLAIM THE HATE IT, THEY CLEARLY DON'T IF THE NEED TO POST ABOUT IT EVERY 5 MINUTES.

    GalacticStar3ruption | 11 Jul '08, 14:01 | Reply

    • I thought DiS bummed Facebook?

      poptimusgrime | 11 Jul '08, 14:03 | Reply

    • fuck off.

      the thread was clearly marked.
      dont click it if your not interested.

      i have never said i hate facebook.
      i hate your face.

      cunt.

      richyblue | 11 Jul '08, 15:19 | Reply

      • Rich?

        Love?
        I can give you some evening primrose oil for that PMT, or a poke up the bum. Let me know your pref.x

        MirriLondon | 11 Jul '08, 15:23 | Reply

      • :D

        Le_Shambles | 11 Jul '08, 15:23 | Reply

      • it wasn't really aimed at you

        just DiS in general, isn't there already a thread about this?

        GalacticStar3ruption | 11 Jul '08, 15:28 | Reply

  • I think these threads regarding facebook status updates

    are probably now more annoying than the actual thing

    fela_ransome_snooty | 11 Jul '08, 14:02 | Reply

  • This makes me sad

    Adam is in Columbia
    (if you can't spell it, get out)

    Anna is looking forward to celebrating her anniversary

    Helen is on holiday! See you when I get back

    Oh I can't, this is too depressing....

    Bushido | 11 Jul '08, 14:03 | Reply

  • um

    john will be reincarnated as pickled tinned pilchards

    john gets aroused by the thought of five frogspawn

    john is growing accustomed to isosceles pepper pots

    john admits to being a secret admirer of spiky Bulgarians

    john loves to gobble hypothetical genitalia

    fela_ransome_snooty | 11 Jul '08, 14:13 | Reply

  • Okay

    Han Solo has just fixed the hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon...AGAIN!

    Tyler Durden is making soap.

    Gizmo is watching Rambo films and getting angry!!!!!1111

    Ripley just remembered she forgot the cat!

    John McClane is yippee kayay motherfucker.

    TheoGB | 11 Jul '08, 14:21 | Reply

  • my fb friends are a bunch of dicks

    Chelsie Howkins is depressingly definately not a size 10 =[.
    9 minutes ago
    Cheryl Burns has bought her summer sundae ticket. :D.
    2 hours ago

    Paul Sartori doesn't care how exclusive a nightclub is, if Dean Gaffney and Phil Neville are in there it cant be that good !
    5 hours ago
    Jef Copeland let freedom ring with a shotgun blast.
    6 hours ago

    Vitumbiko Mwandemange is happy its friday......just wanna rest really....
    6 hours ago

    Le_Shambles | 11 Jul '08, 15:25 | Reply

  • .

    Andrew needs a little time to wake up wake up.
    34 minutes ago

    Lisa can't wait for bolton on sat woop woop!!
    48 minutes ago
    Lewis .....
    50 minutes ago

    Liam is bored.
    about an hour ago

    Hannah wants to go back to maliaaaa!
    3 hours ago

    fuck_this_band | 11 Jul '08, 15:32 | Reply

  • Can I do it for the beboez?

    cowcow | 11 Jul '08, 15:40 | Reply

    • wotevs m8

      Stephanie R says, "Da wkends gona rock!! Oma aint gona knw wats hit it!!! woohoo!!" 23 minute ago
      Mairead says, "I Hate Everyone thats going to oxygen........" 13 hour ago
      Caoimhe says, "I'm not in italy anymore! Can't wait for Oxegen!" 17 hour ago
      Sarah M says, "off 2 oxegen 2day! laterz! :D:D:D" 1 day ago
      Trev S says, "Hurrah for Faughanvale PCI team. Great team it was aswell. Thanks for the class week :D" 1 day ago

      cowcow | 11 Jul '08, 15:56 | Reply

  • ha.

    Joanne Bull is happy.
    3 minutes ago
    Charlotte Goodall is disappointed at the lack of ferrero rocher.
    16 minutes ago
    Ant Patton is enjoying his JD in the office. 30 mins until my holiday starts!
    23 minutes ago
    Dan Carter 99 problems BUT A FIRST AIN'T 1.
    35 minutes ago
    Joseph Sherry is looking forward to Laura and Dan's wedding tomorrow!
    49 minutes ago

    walkingwithwolves | 11 Jul '08, 15:57 | Reply

  • Nick is going to hit the Icarus Line up, like a bitch who talked back.

    Nick is listening to Slint...he wishes he was good at making awesome albums.
    12:11am
    . Nick is playing star wars monopoly.
    9:49pm
    . Nick is resigned!
    9:07pm
    . Nick is dead.
    10:02pm

    moousee | 11 Jul '08, 15:59 | Reply