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ridiculous sky channels

anyone got any favourites?
i'm watching loveworld tv at the minute.

sorry if this has been posted before. i'm bored.



  • i remember watching

    a text message chat channel (NOT one of the dodgy ones) late one night that was presented by some exceptionally stupid girl. there was a discussion about 24 and she say, and i quote:

    "I don't get that 24 show. It's all set on one day, right, so why has it been on for ages?"

    <weep>

    • :-D

    • :D

      loveworldtv is just some gospel singers singing 'HALLELUJAH!' for about fifteen minutes at a time.

    • HA!

      lolz all round

  • That music channel

    I think it's called Bedroom TV? You can send in your stupid home videos of you miming to songs and making yourself look like a complete chump.

    • ^ this

    • lies

      it's the greatest use of digital television there has ever been.

      • loveworld tv is pretty good.

        "FASTER! SING FASTER". amazing.

      • Oh rly?

        Have you ever sent in a home video?

  • i want there to be a sky channel called Frank

    there are already channels called Ben & Dave (my 2 closest friends), i'm jealous.

    • :'(

      ***whole new thread alert***

      what would you show if you had your own channel?

      • ninja sitcoms

        ninja movies
        ninja talkshows
        films where ninjas beat up pirates
        films where ninjas beat up robots
        films where ninja robots beat up pirates

        • teenage mutant ninja turtles?

          • only the bit in the second one

            with the rap dancing.

    • There's apparently going to be a sister station to Dave

      called Jane, or Sarah or something... Richard and Judy are getting a channel soon, and one of the presenters will be Raef from the Apprentice...I can hardly contain my excitement.

      • :D

        amazing! i hope it's true. dave is pretty good though, but too many repeats :(

        • Other then the world rally championship

          its bases is set in repeats, non?

          • there was a quiz show on it that was new,

            although it only lasted about four episodes.

  • MOVISTAR AIT MOVISTAR AIT MOVISTAR AIT

    The best of african cinema, apparently.

    • I like E!

      for all the true hollywood stories good hangover tv. I found channel M which is all about Manchester the other day and a channel with programmes just about Africa.
      Bedroom tv is pretty cringeworthy.

      • Channel M is the greatest thing ever

        just for the fact that here in homogenised 2008 a man can actually be taken aback by an EPG reading 'Ox.Eagle.Lion.Man...In Session'

        The best thing about E! is all the top 100 shows about televisual moments, none of which they can show.

      • E is supergood hangover TV

        Easy to get lost for whole days at a time in there...

  • UPDATE:

    the preachers are curing people.

    • channel 768 if anyone's interested.

      A GUY IS NO LONGER BLIND. AMAZING!

      • THEY'RE BLOWING INTO THEIR FACES AND THEY'RE FAINTING.

        OMG DRAMAZ.

  • Five US

    Entirely because I coyldn't find it at 6 am and missed the final fucking innings of the all-star game. RAAAAAAAAAGE

  • zone horror!

    :)

  • There

    was a channel showing something last night which one of the papers described as 'a selection of pornography from Mexico'.

    I don't know what Mexican pornography involves, but my gut feeling is I wouldn't like it...

  • babestation daytime

    you phone up, it costs £1.50 a minute and you're not even allowed to talk dirty. what sort of massive loser would you have to be to ring in?

    i also like that open access channel that just has 70's punk comedy hasbeen john ottway talking into the screen like some loony uncle for the the whole day.

  • If it didnt mean

    giving my money to one of the most evil people in the world i would TOTALLY get sky.

  • Getting Sky

    = Getting Sky Sports = Never leaving the flat

  • Audi TV

    I like cars...

  • i like that channel where they read from the Qu'ran

    to images of natures. like an eagle flying over a forest in super slow-mo.

    i also like gay network - hot. because its hilarious,

  • zone horror is brilliant

    especially for the awful b-movies they have on late at night. there was one last week where some students get hooked on meth and suddenly start getting pursued by demons or something. oh the hilarity.

  • Bedroom tv.

    <3

    • i haven't watched it recently,

      i know for a while they were just showing a stream of an empty office, did they get done for copyright?

  • Zone Horror!

    I remember watching a movie on this channel a few weeks ago, it was a horror/slasher film set in Ireland starring Jenna Jameson.

    She was billed as being the lead in the film, even though she was killed in the first 5 minutes.

    Zone Horror also show MANIMAL :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4anuXf06N2M

  • channel u

    some of the videos they play are just plain wrong.