sooo i go to get my haircut today where i always get it cut. Its basically this shitty little barbers. Anyway the guy that cuts my hair is this lebanese guy. He always makes total awkward small talk about women n stuff n asking me if i got laid at the weekend. Anyway im sitting in the chair and im sure at one point he purposely rubbed his knob against my hand but i quickly moved my hand, and then when he was doing the front he leaned down and his junk was resting on my knee. he stayed there for ages cutting my fringe, my knee was getting kinda warm. I was trying to move my knee but i think it may have come across as i was trying to rub him off or something. Anyways i quickly paid and left.
So should i ever go there again? My hair actually looks better than ever and its really cheap.
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Did you
leave him a tip?
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Wow!
Where's your hairdresser?
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hahaha
i got molested on the tube the other day. it was packed and some guy was pressing his cock into my arse. it was most inappropriate, but i couldn't really move. but if he cuts hair good, what's a little sexual abuse on the side?
Hi, can I get you some breakfast?
Cigarette?
Taxi?
Yeah, Sorry about the tube thing
it was pretty full though.
hahaha
you scarred me for days!!
Scarred for days?
I think that's a scrape.
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next time im gonna stamp on your feet that'll teach you. Also could you try rubbing it around less... it's quite disconcerting.
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it's a good term for sure
better than meat and two veg anyway
thats the thing
its so hard to find decent hairdressers and him resting his junk on my leg isnt really doing any harm
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developing a certain fondness for the word but it just sounds like something Bukowski or Burroughs woulda used, geddit?
I do.
Billy Burroughs has always seemed like quite an appropriate description
I'm good at cutting hair
and I won't rub anything against your leg
i think Zapsta's looking for a new hairdresser
this is no moth ----> penis interface
That's how they cut hair
IN PRISON.
No, if he's making physical contact with any of his little parts, it's time to either say something or never go back.
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excellent
(are allowed to make jokes now yes?)
unrelated:
sometimes, in work, I like to lean over my phone and purposefully let my junk press the 'Speaker' button, just so everyone knows how big 'n hard I am.